A Home Far Away

I wish I could wake up tomorrow morning and know what it is like to lose everything, especially my virginity.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow morning and know what it is like to be truly disgusted by the idea of masturbation, and if, in some twisted way, that would make it more appealing to me over time.

I wish I could wake up tomorrow morning and help bring a babby into this world... but not from the sixth dimension.