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Status: Complete

Playtime: 1 - 2 Hours

Accolades include:
The William S. Burroughs Award for Best Concept
The Fredbez Stamp of Excellence
The Honorary Cesspool Contest: First Place
The Ciel Integrity Ribbon


Four friends play an innocent game of Energy Ball in a field when one bats the ball a BIT TOO FAR and it ends up smashing into Spike Lee's window! When they go over to apologize, Spike Lee and his assistant trick and kidnap them to use as extras for several of his upcoming NASTY FEATURE FILMS, which include:

Beloved Raptors:
Where the young Asian film connoisseur, Psyburn, is thrown in the midst of the journey of a young dinosaur on a quest to meet the love of its life.

Saving Private Rhyhorn:
The gritty war epic coming next summer based on the showdown of the humans and the Pokémon.

Thursday the 12th:
Where the sexy Shotgun Girl must guide her trigger finger to wade through a haunted warehouse crawling with the LIVING DEAD!

Kinky Kong:
An abstract, artsy erotica film starring a polymorphous perverse chimpanzee and Sonic the Hedgehog.

The Good, The Bad and The Furry:
Sponsored by the Anti-Furry Organization, a propaganda western where a group of no-good locals dressed as squirrels and chipmunks have been terrorizing a town's women. Spitz the Wolf Teen must take them all out, high-noon fashion!


What you can expect:
- Totally mini-game oriented gameplay. This is not an RPG!
- A totally zany story with numerous cameos from celebrity big shots!
- A fuckin challenge, but hopefully a fun one!
- This game has been given the "Michael Bay" treatment, so explosions! Scantily clad women!
- One heck of an ending!



If you don't have the RTP and the game refuses to open because of a file called system2c, just paste any PNG file into the System2 folder and rename it "system2c". The game will be playable now.

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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

The Fresh Prints of Bel-Air: A Whodunnit Tale

Scene One: It was a normal day in the land of Bel-Air. Will woke up and put on the radio, jamming to the hit tune, "Who's Down with O.P.P.?" Carlton had just finished doing his morning exercise to Tom Jones music. Hilary woke up early to apply her makeup. When they all went downstairs, they sat in the kitchen. Something was wrong. The scent of Geoffrey's omelettes was absent from the air. The scent of Geoffrey was absent from the air!

"Wait til father hears about this!"
(audience laughs)

"Yo, man, hahaha! Uncle Phil's so big, I bet his fat is blocking his ears. But then again... if it's about food, he'll hear it even if he's in space!"

(audience laughs)

"NO BREAKFAST?! What IS the meaning of this? WILLIAAAAM!"

"Haha! Yo, Uncle Phil - it wasn't me. Haha."

(audience laughs)

"A disappearance? Did they leave anything behind?"

"Yo, Uncle Phil! Look what I found, haha! Damn, Uncle Phil! These prints are FRESH!"

(audience laughs)

And so begins the tale of the Fresh Prints of Bel-Air...
  • Completed
  • Strangeluv
  • RPG Tsukuru 2003
  • Action
  • 06/26/2010 08:45 PM
  • 01/30/2022 06:12 PM
  • 08/12/2010
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WHOA wow wow. two tails? that is a sexy idea...
psyburn was your biggest fan.
Includes a fitting tribute to the famous BlindMind game, Beloved Rapture. Beloved Raptors.
Resident Nonexistence
DAM YOU SPIKE LEE AND YOUR TWILIGHT ZONE... I curse you for being more successful than I am, as I do with everyone who's more successful Xp
Spike Lee would sue this game. Like he sued Spike TV.
is it too late for ironhide facepalm
oh no

one of these games
Hey, don't be a snub, bub. This is a real legit game.
Good game,i liked the part where you haved to pwn those annoyng weasels.Really annoing must say
to shot all of em.
This game is avesome. You are almost genius man. So funny game.
I finish this game in 2 hours i was can't stop to playing this. So good game cause so many different mini games and humour.
It make me glad to see this here project be appeal to many foreign audience. It is very pleasing to me to be see this
.siht si kcuf eht tahw
I regret to say that Psyburn has committed suicide...
On a scale of Under 9000 to Over 9000 (Under being bad and over of course being good):

Originality: Over 9000
Funnyness: Over 9000
Playability: Over 9000
Overall: Over 9000

This is honestly the best game on this site.
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