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The New Disciples is a (COMPLETED) six episode ironic comedy that goes where no show has dared to go before! Follow the Messiah and his new band of disciples in the year 2010 as they try to update Christian principles for a more modern, globalized world. Watch as they tackle new and old issues of human rights, manage affairs between heaven and earth, and thwart the antics of evil in this fun-loving series for the ages (not 'all' ages)! (Show's format is similar to Family Guy flashbacks, so you'll find out how things REALLY went down in bible times). We've intentionally left out the funny pics because we don't want to spoil any of the best parts.


Cast:

"Guy"- The Atheist. Refuses to follow Christianity, but helps out anyway to prevent global catastrophes from occurring.

"Dude"- The Racist. Wishes nothing more than to bang the Messiah's mommy, and to put an end to all religions other than his own.

"Man"- The Invisible Man. Became invisible by some freak accident, and now he has lady problems.

"FTard"- The Schizo. Spends most of his time inside a moveable crate, spouting theories about the FBI and aliens.

"Buddy"- The (allegedly) Gay one. Spends most of his time annoying his fellow disciples with his cutesy ideas and his overtly feminine voice. (Does not appear until episode 4).

"JC" - The Messiah himself! Often confused about what is ‘okay' to do in this day and age, and turns to his new disciples to help him reconstruct the rules of the Church.

Guest appearances from: God, Mary, Marian, Peter, Joseph, Mark, Pontius Pilate, Richard Simmons, Ann Coulter, Mohammad, Abe Lincoln, Arny Schw...?, the angel Gabriel, and plenty more!

Episode Synopses
1- The gang questions new regulatory guidelines for sex.
2- JC visits his ex-girlfriend, incidentally the spawn of Satan, Ann Coulter.
3- Dude tries to bang JC's mom.
4- JC hires a new disciple. Gang tries to get him to admit to homosexuality.
5- Morals are questioned once again, and mostly ignored.
6- JC gets a surprise.

Latest Blog

The comics are coming!



Here's the first preview of the comic adaptation of the New Disciples. Yes, we have a professional in the group. The title will probably also change from season 1 to volume 1.

The pages are looking pretty awesome so far. I'm working on the drawings right now and I've completely rewritten the entire first episode, which now reflects the style of season 2 (better characterization, long flashbacks have been cut, more punchlines with less explanations, etc). Reworking episode 2 right now. The comic format is proving to be much more effective than RM ever was!

As for the art style, I'll post some images VERY soon.
  • Completed
  • newdisciples
  • RPG Tsukuru 2000
  • Visual Novel
  • 09/18/2010 08:06 PM
  • 04/18/2016 08:38 PM
  • 09/19/2010
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Dude:
wtf ur stupid

(edit)Guy:
I think what my colleague means is that you should watch it before you judge.

(edit)Dude:
No, I actually agree with him. I just felt like putting him down for no reason other than he's a spammer.

(edit)JC:
Relax compadres. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the bible preventing this young man from expressing his views... Of course, I'd have to actually read it to know for sure... flame on, my young republican! Don't let those secret 'agendas' ensnare you!

(edit)Guy:
Shut up, JC. You're only embarrassing yourself.
These kinds of game profiles make me wish RMN had some kind of quality control.
Guy:
Yeah well I think there should be some kind of "user" control, seeing as you have zero games, zero articles, zero reviews, and nothing to do with your life but spam. Pretty sure I put a disclaimer there but it isn't my fault if you're too lazy to read it.

Buddy:
Letzz beee frennzzz everyone! Jesus teaches us to love thy neighbor and to treat others the way we wish to be treated.
Sorry I haven't put up any games. I try to take my time making them to be less shitty.

good luck on your game.
wow Fist you clearly don't know what you're up against..... these guys have enough family guy jokes to kill a cat
Dude:
Ugh, I hate animals. Good riddance.
Fist, 'no quality control'? Seriously? Do not talk about things which you clearly know nothing about.

newdisciples, drop the multi-personality posts or I will deny the shit out of this game. It's not funny.
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Dude:
wtf ur stupid

(edit)Guy:
I think what my colleague means is that you should watch it before you judge.

(edit)Dude:
No, I actually agree with him. I just felt like putting him down for no reason other than he's a spammer.

(edit)JC:
Relax compadres. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the bible preventing this young man from expressing his views... Of course, I'd have to actually read it to know for sure... flame on, my young republican! Don't let those secret 'agendas' ensnare you!

(edit)Guy:
Shut up, JC. You're only embarrassing yourself.

This post alone quirks eyebrows.

*Edit: Oops! Karsuman beat me to it!
Well, I have seen many games that were accepted, and many of those games makes me think if it's a serious game or not. This one included.
Just saying.

EDIT: And I do know some of the games are someone's first games, and I understand that. But seriously, some games are too much.
WIP
I'm not comfortable with any idea that can't be expressed in the form of men's jewelry
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Unfortunately if this site was only about serious game development, there wouldn't be any games here.
lol very true WIP.

So this isn't JESUS RPG? damn.
No offense but from the story and pics this looks like it was made by a 12 year old.It might just be the way I'm looking at it I guess I just have to play it to find out...
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Guy:
Yeah well I think there should be some kind of "user" control, seeing as you have zero games, zero articles, zero reviews, and nothing to do with your life but spam. Pretty sure I put a disclaimer there but it isn't my fault if you're too lazy to read it.

Buddy:
Letzz beee frennzzz everyone! Jesus teaches us to love thy neighbor and to treat others the way we wish to be treated.

Um, basing what someone says on their contributions to the site does not discredit their comment. Saying "no quality control" might have been stupid to say but I think he basically said is that this doesn't look that much like quality, which I agree with. This in all honesty looks very badly made and the premise overall insulting.

However, I'm just one opinion, so whatever. Just my two cents.
someone had to do this eventually so why not me:

"goes where no show has dared to go before"

maybe there's a reason for that???
LOL actually, that's a lie. Even I have been offended by Seth McFarlane shows a couple of times for pushing it for no reason (the Michael J Fox thing for instance was in very poor taste).

TND makes fun of Ann Coulter and other people who had it coming, so it's justified. All of the bigotry spouted by these characters is not meant to be taken seriously, but rather, you're supposed to laugh at how ridiculous their belief systems are and that they could be so offensive without realizing or caring.

Of course this was mean to be controversial, that's why it was made. It is a cathartic activity for an atheist who is trying to cope with years of baggage from growing up in a very strict Catholic school environment.
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LOL actually, that's a lie. Even I have been offended by Seth McFarlane shows a couple of times for pushing it for no reason (the Michael J Fox thing for instance was in very poor taste).

TND makes fun of Ann Coulter and other people who had it coming, so it's justified. All of the bigotry spouted by these characters is not meant to be taken seriously, but rather, you're supposed to laugh at how ridiculous their belief systems are and that they could be so offensive without realizing or caring.

Of course this was mean to be controversial, that's why it was made. It is a cathartic activity for an atheist who is trying to cope with years of baggage from growing up in a very strict Catholic school environment.


So you made this to insult and offend people...not going to play this now^_^
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you're supposed to laugh at how ridiculous their belief systems are and that they could be so offensive without realizing or caring
if i wanted to do this i could just look at sarah palin's twitter

edit:
Guest appearances from: Abe Lincoln
my avatar also has this (strike 2)
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