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This grotesque abomination is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world. I can't believe I made this. It will gnaw away at your soul until there is nothing left but an empty, shattered shell, and then replace it with pink ponies. I originally started this game for a particularly giddy ex-girlfriend, whom I then broke up with on the basis that she actually liked it. If you load this game up, you will regret it for the rest of your life. You have been warned.

This is a simple flower-picking game designed to eat up your free time. I don't really know what genre this falls under. Is there an "unintentional" subcategory for horror games? I guess I'll go with "farming simulator."


Tips:
Pick flowers
Blow bubbles
Sell flowers
Make friends


(Press F4 to switch from fullscreen mode to windowed mode, if your computer stretches the game out unevenly)


Music by Aqua, Crispy, and Smile.dk.

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  • Completed
  • LockeZ
  • RPG Tsukuru 2000
  • Simulation
  • 09/23/2010 02:31 PM
  • 01/24/2015 01:27 AM
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author=LockeZ
It will gnaw away at your soul until there is nothing left but an empty, shattered shell
....Subscribed.

Why does it say "Completed" without a download though?
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5146
Because that's how rpgmaker.net works. When you submit a game, you're not allowed to add a download until after it's been accepted and gone live.

I have now added the download. May God have mercy on you.
555 7602, I just called to say I love you.

Mental torture leaves no visible marks.

I actually enjoyed exploring the map in the first 20 minutes, got the red slippers and raft pass and picked the huge flower out of the stage. But I had to give up when I couldn't make any further progress. I couldn't find the sheet music or a way to enter the caves. Don't know if any doors got unlocked though...
LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
5146
If you buy all the upgrades from the shop, several of them serve a secondary, somewhat less obvious purpose beyond just looking cute or letting you get more flowers.
Ratty524
The 524 is for 524 Stone Crabs
12652
Playing it right now. This game is honestly freakin' glorious. It DOES become a chore after a while, though, and while I'm past the point Avee left off, it was only because I figured out some of the kind of needlessly cryptic ways to progress through this game.

EDIT: Also you so missed an opportunity to throw in Me & My as part of your awesome selection of girly cheeseball pop music:

I finished it. It was pretty fun! And very well made. That was an interesting change from
randomly collecting flowers to becoming god. I also liked All-Bubble's dialog.

I'll submit a review soon
JosephSeraph
奇跡なゲイパワー♡
7121
"Music by Aqua, Crispy, and Smile.dk."
god
why am i wanting to give this a shot
nhubi
Liberté, égalité, fraternité
11099
LockeZ there's a small graphic glitch in the cliff edge tops, they allow Ginny's sprite to pass under the grass edge.



author=JosephSeraph
"Music by Aqua, Crispy, and Smile.dk."
god
why am i wanting to give this a shot
Sooz
Prophecy is no excuse for poor customer service
4225
Just finished a marathon run of this thing. It freaking owns. (Though I had to turn the sound off after a while because I am super not into europop.) Deliciously girly and also I got to conquer the world while naked, which is always a great option to have.

Thank you for your terrible, soul-crushing, ridiculously girly game.
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