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Your girlfriend is waiting for you! Get ready and get to her!

The game is confined to only one room, but nearly everything in the room can be interacted with. Can you figure out how to successfully prepare for your date? Or will you fail miserably? (probably the latter).

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I need to get some "excersize."
Corfaisus
"It's frustrating because - as much as Corf is otherwise an irredeemable person - his 2k/3 mapping is on point." ~ psy_wombats
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Unless this room has a shower, you've failed already.
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I need to get some "excersize."


Oh....

Well, that's embarrassing....
Oh, I thought that was deliberate since it was so damn wrong.
this is...sad, this is not funny at all, sorry =(
MY PLAYLOG (Spoilers blahblahblah) (Hides not working for whatever reason)

AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY
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+ Positive - Negative ~ Interesting (As stolen from Craze blahblahblah)

~ Ugh. The installer.
~ Floating over the ocean? Why?
+ Nice, quick, effective intro
~ M-many game overs? oh dear
~ Oh God I just dismantled the piano and - what?
~ Here we go, a die-count, with a + if I thought it was funny and a - if I didn't. ( and a / if I was kind of mixed about it.)
+ Died to demon.
- Caught on fire playing the piano.
~/+ Read a book.
~ Put on a suit.
~ Overslept.
- This would all be better with some animations. Appropriate animations could turn those all to pluses.
~ Oh, fire, you devil you, I have outsmarted you and used my ointment!
- The ointment was a perfect chance for a fiery death ("That's not ointment that's oil")
~ Why did the oitment put out the fire?
~ Had a heart attack.
~ Hand burnt off and I didn't die?
+ "Screw this"
- You shal be punished for this insolence!"
+ I liked most of the boiler text.
~ (Maybe a +) Mummy'd.
~ Wait what am I actually trying to achieve?
~ Bled to death.
+ "You forget to remove the comb first!"
- "Buried under an avalanche of books!"
- Most of these are really predictable. I like the smart ones, the rest are just silly.
- Burnt the shelf.
+ Oh God I'm in the mirror world why did I grope that mirror?
+/~"Suddenly fairies!"
- Two girls standing outside? What?
~ "You did? then you win this prize!"
- No semblence of an ending.

OVERALL
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This really isn't funny, but it's solid, and quick. Most of the deaths sucked and the whole thing was quite silly. I'm guessing you're gonna say "itsa joke game blahblahblah" but you can make joke games actually funny with a little effort. Like with Space Funeral. This is actually a cool concept for a game (taking an ax-crazy girl on a date) and I really hope someone takes this idea and makes something that isn't just cheap deaths.
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I'm guessing you're gonna say "itsa joke game blahblahblah" but you can make joke games actually funny with a little effort. Like with Space Funeral.


Nah, using "It's a joke game" as an excuse would be silly, since it's supposed to be obviously a joke game, and therefore using that excuse would be an admission of failure.

My excuse is "It's still in Beta". I'm keeping any suggestions in mind for the next version.

Also, there is an ending. You just need to walk out the door at the bottom the screen. It's just that you get a game over unless you're properly prepared (there are two possible endings and three possible game overs that can occur once you leave the house).
I actually got the ending, but I felt it was weak. Saying there was no ending was an error on my part, though.
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