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I submitted an earlier version of this game for the Action 52 event only to find that a bug prevented the player from actually being able to win the game about 50% of the time and to top it all off the main 'boss' of the game was not showing up. This has bothered me for some time now and only recently have I squashed the bugs responsible for 'cheating the player'.

I'm not really that proud of this game but I could not let such state of affairs stand. If you're going to download a crappy game you at least deserve a chance to beat the stupid thing. So I've thrown together a mildly improved version of Kill Hippie with all the skills fixed and a few extra bosses to make the game worth playing. Total working time on the original was about six hours. This version is probably up to ten or eleven hours.

The plot of the game: Well there really isn't one. You're a group of generic rangers trying to rid Ye Royale Foreste of unwanted guests. You do this by KILLING EVERY SINGLE THING THAT MOVES. Remember this was an action 52 event game, things don't really have to make sense. There's some broken dialogue that tries to explain things but it's probably best to ignore all that.

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Sorry this was too good of a joke to give up on.

When I zealous joined in on the Action 52 event I had to come up with something very stupid very quickly. I also had very limited game-making skills and a not much in the way of resources. What I did have however was a huge list of skills left over from a ridiculously over ambitious game called Crystals of Kerdesh and a twisted sense of humor. Kill Hippie was the result of some rather aggressive recycling of old content from older failed games based around a joke that gets old very quickly but it was the best I could do at the time. Still the Action 52 release was full of bugs including a few that I felt cheated the player. If you're going to play a crappy game like this you at least deserve a chance to win.

I've fixed all the bugs including the all the skills that weren't set up properly. I've also added a small amount of new content including a handful of bosses in order to make the game worth playing.

There are a handful of people on this site that will laugh their asses off at this sort of fustercluck. I redid this game mainly for this handful of people. Other people will be drawn to this game much like the need to stare at a train wreck. The rest of you may wish to avoid this RTP atrocity.
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Billwilliams
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10/16/2010 06:58 AM
This game is a lot more hilarious while drunk or stoned. I'm going to call this game a three beer minimum. Do not play while sober.
Mary 4D
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10/16/2010 12:41 PM
I'll play this after I get home from the birthday party today. I might write a review if I can remember ever playing it.
Ravenite1
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01/18/2011 09:19 PM
author=Billwilliams
This game is a lot more hilarious while drunk or stoned. I'm going to call this game a three beer minimum. Do not play while sober.

LOL okay I'm actually going to play this and I really don't know why.
Ravenite1
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01/18/2011 10:39 PM
Yeah... I still don't know why I just played that but, it was actually kinda fun killing the hippies, for about 50 seconds then I decided to turn it off.
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