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RMN Secret Santa 2014: Siglud And Cillian In Bedfellas
Addit- 12/30/2014 12:00 PM
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(So this is something that I’ve been wanting to write out for quite a while now ever since I played and beaten this game quite some time ago, but I just didn’t get around to finally doing it until this precise last minute, like usual, and another reason that this was suddenly prompted upon was being “immensely inspired” by seeing emmych’s lovely fan-piece of these two. So, I thought, “Why not? It’s been a while since I’ve written one of these. Why not go for gusto?”
This originally was attended to be written and released on Boxing Day in succession with RMN’s Secret Santa 2014 event that we had going on. But I guess someone must have missed the memo on that one… (I’m sorry.)
I was a special case for this event because I had no games of my own up as of yet to enter this thing officially, so I just decided to play along anyways and just give out a nice gift to someone in the spirit of giving, and what not.)
- - -
This scene of “unfortunate events” is supposed to take place after the scene in Lothlorien (after you finish beating that awful Eos Shrine) when Patrick, one of the game’s central, main characters, leaves your party for a while, leaving Laine and the others in the dust for quite some time to search for him and continue onwards on their quest.
It’s late; the party has been travelling on the road for quite some time now, and they’ve decided to stop in and stay at the local Inn in Lidgeton, another town in the game, to rest up and recuperate for the next day.
…What follows afterwards is a fascinating night that, at least, for Cillian will never forget.
- Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: There are definitely some suggestive mature themes thrown in here at times; that I cannot lie. So, yeah…cover your eyes up during those parts if you’re sensitive towards that type of stuff. Other than that, it’s relatively tame…at least in the swearing department of things, that is.
Lidgeton Hotel – 10: 24 P.M.
* Our heroes are just about to check in at the hotel as they wait inside in the lobby *
* Laine is currently talking to the Innkeeper up at the front desk while Siglud and Cillian are standing up together up against a wall while waiting for her to come back *
* A conversation ensures *
* Laine is currently talking to the Innkeeper up at the front desk while Siglud and Cillian are standing up together up against a wall while waiting for her to come back *
* A conversation ensures *
[ Siglud ]
 | “*yawnnnn* That sure was onnne tough trip roaming
throughout the countryside, battling all those monsters, and stuff…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I tell ya, Cil’, going all that way, doing all that heavy
lifting while still keeping an eye on Ms. Laine here to make sure that’s she safe REALLY works up quite the appetite.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Ain’t that right, Cillian, my boy? *put his hand on Cillian’s shoulder*” |
[ Cillian ]
 | “What do you mean, ‘tough trip roaming throughout the
countryside?’ *takes Siglud’s hand off his shoulder* We just used one of those stupid ‘Warp Nodes’ to get here, remember?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Still, you gotta admit; it was one tough trip.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Ugh…” |
* Slight pause *
[ Cillian ]
| “…Where is Ms. Laine, anyway?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oh, she’s just talking to the Innkeeper up at the front
to book us all in a room there.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I tell ya, with Patty-cakes gone for a while
it should be a little bit more flexible on our income when it comes to paying for something as extravagant as staying in this four-star hotel here…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Sometimes you got to look at the good side of
things first before you truly marvel in the bad side of things, right, Cillian?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…So, what you’re trying to say here is you don’t really care
about what happens to Mr. Patrick then, huh? Is that what you’re really trying to say here?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*hunches down* – Of course I caaare!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “It’s just that if I can get the opportunity to save a couple of bucks
there whenever I can - then I’ll take it.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Oh lord.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Besides, times are tough for us knights as it is. You gotta
squeeze every penny there.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Also, besides, Patrick can take care of himself out there, anyways;
he’s a big boy! He’s watched us show those meanies out there a thing or two while watching us do our ‘special moves’.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Besides, what better way to learn than learn from the greats?
I’m sure he’ll be fine.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Well…I do miss having him around. It sure made fighting
a lot easier with him covering us from the rear.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “— More like ‘cowarding from the rear!’ *attempts high five*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*lowers hand* — Oh come on, it was a joke!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…Yeah, sure.” |
* A slight silence soon follows briefly in the room as Laine finishes talking and checking in with the Innkeeper and slowly begins to approach Siglud and Cillian *
[ Siglud ]
| “Heeeey, looks like she’s done.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*lifts head up* So…how’d it go? Did you have
enough money to register all of us for a room?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “I mean, I don’t mind Siglud and I camping outside if
you don’— *Siglud kicks Cillian’s foot* ow!” |
[ Laine ]
 | “!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*gags Cillian’s mouth* What my friend here is TRYING
to say is that one of us would be ‘delighted’ to bunk in a room with you if that so happens to help…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Er, I mean, to protect you…of course. *snickers*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*gasping for air* Can’t…breath…!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oops. *let’s go of Cillian* Sorry there, Cil’.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*pant* *pant*” |
[ Laine ]
| “Yeah…about that…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Is there a problem, my sweet?” |
[ Laine ]
| “*sighs*…Don’t make me hurt you right now.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Ooo – feisty!” |
[ Laine ]
| “Look, about the rooms…apparently the innkeeper
up there told me that he has a bit of a shortage at the moment in regards to that…” |
[ Laine ]
| “…So, unfortunately, I could only book in two rooms
for the rest of the night…and only one of those rooms happen to have only one bed to sleep in.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Which means–!!!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “...Which means that one of us is going to have
to sleep in the exact same bed with another person…” |
[ Laine ]
| “Precisely.” |
[ Siglud ]
| (“Oh, this is almost too good to be TRUE!!!”) |
[ Laine ]
| “?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I mean…how unfortunate.” |
[ Laine ]
| “Yeah, I bet so. *rolls eyes*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Soooo who’s the lucky guy tonight, huh – Ms. Laine???
*whips out and sprays his mouth with air freshener*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Ugh. *facepalms*” |
[ Laine ]
| “Not you if that’s what you were thinking.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Huh?” |
[ Laine ]
| “Sorry Siglud. It’s just that…um…how should I put
this…???” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…You don’t trust him?” |
[ Laine ]
| “Yeah, that seems about right.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Whaddya mean, ‘I’m not trustworthy?’ I’m
the most trusting, caring individual that you’ll ever meet.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Look, if you wanna sleep with Cillian for a change
instead of me – then why don’t you just come out and just say it? I don’t mind.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*sharp, goofy looking look towards Cillian*
Besides, the ol’ boy here could use the practice. |
[ Cillian ]
| “*blushes* W—What…?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Cillian – this is your big chance! I always knew that
you had it a little in you, a little bit of the ‘Siglud charm’.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “At least this will finally prove to me that you’re not gay…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “N-N…Now hold on a second there, Siglud…!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “I don’t know what you’re trying to do here, but
cut it out! |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oh, Cillian, you tease –!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Unnh…” |
[ Laine ]
| “Siglud, you idiot, none of you are sleeping in
the same room as of me.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…What? *disappointed groan*” |
[ Laine ]
| “…I said that none of you are sleeping in the
same room a—“ |
[ Siglud ]
| “Yeah, I know what you just said there, but…w-what about
the protection…from the things?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “What happens if that hooded guy manages to show
up again in the middle of the night while you’re sleeping!? Surely you jest!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “That’s why you need one of us – preferably me – to
stay with you, protect you…*softens voice* and keep you a little extra warm at night so that you don’t freeze…” |
[ Laine ]
| “You’re sweet… But I’m afraid I can take care of
myself if something was bound to happen, with or without you.” |
[ Laine ]
| “And besides – Siglud, believe me, you would
be the last person that I would ever need to use as an extra blanket, if you can catch my drift.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Geez, shut out again…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “So that means that…” |
[ Laine ]
| “*nods and sighs* ‘Fraid so…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Wait, no…*backs up* no you’re not serious about
what I thinking you’re thinking of, right, me and Siglud…???” |
[ Laine ]
| “*puts his hand on Cillian* …Sorry, Cillian.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “No…no – please…!” |
[ Laine ]
| “I’m sorry, Cillian, but you’re going to have muster
up whatever courage that you have and just take one for the team by…sleeping with…well, that. *points to Siglud*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Y-Y…You gotta be kiddin’ me…!!!” |
[ Laine ]
| “I know I wouldn’t wish this on my worst of my enemies,
but unfortunately you gotta do it; there’s only two rooms and two beds…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “W-Well…why can’t I just stay in your room then and
just sleep on the floor? |
[ Laine ]
| “I like my space.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Uhnnn…” |
[ Laine ]
| “Sorry, Cillian.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*sighs*…No, that’s okay; you’re the team captain; you’re
our leader… I guess I gotta do what you have to tell me to do…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…even it means degrading myself to the highest
levels of indecency here…*groans*” |
[ Laine ]
| “*hands Cillian the room key*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…So I’m sleeping with Cil’, huh? Cool! It will
be like having a big slumber party.” |
[ Laine ]
| “… Glad you find this amusing.” |
[ Laine ]
| “*turns away* Anyways…it’s getting late and
we should probably just turn in for the evening. Tomorrow’s going to be a big day and all.” |
[ Laine ]
| “I suggest that both of you guys don’t stay up too much.
I need you both to be at your fullest for tomorrow, okay?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “— Can do, boss! *embraces Cillian*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “— Wait, Laine, j-just wait a second for a moment!
Let’s not be too hasty here!!! *tries to pull away from Siglud*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Ooo, you’re gettin’ a little bit tense there, Cillian.” |
[ Laine ]
| “…” |
[ Laine ]
| “…Good night, boys.” |
[ Laine ]
| “And Siglud?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Yes? Have you suddenly changed your mind?” |
[ Laine ]
| “…” |
[ Laine ]
| “Just…please don’t hurt Cillian too much tonight, okay?
I kind of need him to be around for at least a little while longer…” |
[ Laine ]
| “…you know, being the only other intelligent person
that I can relate to in this room.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Don’t worry. I won’t hurt Cillian too much tonight.
You have my word.” |
[ Laine ]
| “Good.” |
[ Laine ]
| “*begins to walk away* Well…good night.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Night.” |
* Laine leaves the scene to go up towards her room *
* The pair continue to watch her until she leaves completely and closes the door *
* The pair continue to watch her until she leaves completely and closes the door *
[ Siglud ]
| “…Well, shall we, Cillian? *clutches Cillian*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…I think I’m going to throw up.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “—That’s the spirit!” |
* Music fades as the scene slowly cuts to black, as Siglud drags and tugs on Cillian by the shoulder as they walk rather causally towards their room, leaving the lobby *
Single Suite, Room #22 – 10: 49 P.M.
* Scene finally fades back in with a new BGM starting to play as Siglud fiddles around with the room keys while finally managing to open the door while Cillian is struggling right behind him to hold on to an enormous amount of luggage in his hands. Siglud then flicks the lights on, illuminating the room, as nearly one second after that one bulb then immediately starts to flicker out and breaks *
[ Siglud ]
| “Well – here it is: Room #22, just like it says so on the key.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*turns around* Hey, Cillian, you sure you don’t need
any help carrying all that?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*struggling* W-Well…n-now that you’ve mentioned it…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*begins to lose his balance* Oh, shi - whaaaa…!!!
*trips and falls as all the luggage falls on the floor with him*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “ — Cillian, you okay, my man?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*clutches knee and then rubs his elbow* Ow, my knee…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “— Why didn’t you help carry some of the luggage upstairs
with me, you goof!?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “You know that my back’s been bothering me a lot lately.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*rubs his forehead* That’s still no excuse.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Hey, it was either you or get one of those attractive
help desk workers to help carry all of this stuff up for you.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “And I don’t know about you, man, but I’m the type of guy
around here who doesn’t need a pretty girl’s help when it comes to doing a man-man’s job there, like lifting up things.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…And yet this is same exact guy who doesn’t mind a woman
fighting most of his battles for him on the field instead of just doing it himself.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I keep telling you, it’s called ‘monitoring the situation!’” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I’m just keeping an eye out for Laine here while providing her
some necessary support from the rear to make sure that’s she safe and to give her the necessary confidence that she needs to feel like she’s still part of the team!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I mean, yeah, I could do all the work myself - but what part of that
does it do to help build confidence in her!?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Plus *nudge, nudge*, don’t tell Laine this, but, trust me, bud,
it’s good to be in the rear while watching her shake her…I mean, watch her do her thing…really inspiring.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Yeah…okay, yeah…sure thing, Siglud, whatever you say.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*helps Cillian up* Hey, it’s the truth. I’m just telling you like what it is.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Sometimes I really wonder if you’re doing this for the best
interest at heart…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*puts arm on Cillian’s shoulder* Sure I am. You don’t
believe me?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Look, you know that deep down that I really care about
this whole “hero saving business” and making sure that everything doesn’t go all to hell, right?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Yeaaah…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “So is it not all right for me to have a little fun once and a while
and watch some pretty, green haired lady that’s incredibly smokin’ hot and around the same age as me go out there and kick some ass while I watch her from a distance?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Well…isn’t it?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “I…I really don’t have an answer for you for that one.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oh, Cillian – quit being so modest.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “You’re starting to act like that other guy who
used to come along with us on this trip...what’s was his name, again?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…Patrick.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oh yeah, that dorkus-malorkus.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*sigh* Look…let’s just go to bed and get this over with
already. *starts to set up the bed and gets in*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “It’s bad enough that I gotta listen to you all night
snore away and talk in your sleep but it’s another thing that I have to sleep in the same bed with you side-by-side.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “It’s like god’s punishing me early for a lifetime supply
of abuse whenever I happen to get there.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “You make it sound like this a bad thing.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “— It ‘is’ a bad thing!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “I mean…doesn’t this bother you at all that we’re
about to do this, sleeping in the same bed together? I mean – doesn’t it???” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Ooo, soft! * strokes the pillows*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Siglud!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*tilts head up* Huh?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Could you please stop caressing and sniffing the pillows for
just one second and answer my original question?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Look…I’m just trying to make the best out of a bad situation
the best that I can here too.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Does it bother me that we’re about to sleep in the same
bed together? Well, yeah, of course it does, but it’s not like we have a choice in the matter here.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*sigh*…I guess you’re right. Maybe it’s better not to
think about it too much.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “See? I told ya, no worries, man.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*lifts open the sheets and jumps into bed* – Now,
let’s see how she handles herself!!!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oooo – cashmere!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Come on, Cillian, feel it. Feel the cashmere.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “I don’t care. Let’s just go to sleep already.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “You’re such a let-down, Cil’.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…Good night, Sidlud. *turns over the opposite way and
covers his face up with the covers*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Okay.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “— You sure you don’t want a goodnight kiss or anything
before you go to bed and dream of your dearest Patrick?” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…And you’re the one who keeps calls me gay.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I’m just ‘testing’ ya, geez!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “— Good-NIGHT, Siglud!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Okay. *turns the opposite way and pulls the covers over him*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Cillian ]
| *settles into position* (“…Finally.”) |
* Music fades in as the scene then slowly cuts to black *
Later that night…
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*snores*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*tosses and turns rather uncomfortably*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Huhhh…wha…? *opens up one eye*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*Snores even louder while scratching his chest
and making an annoying lip-smacking sound*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*turns over to look at Siglud in annoyance*” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“…Oh yeah, I must have forgotten all about that…”) |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Geez, yeah, thanks a lot for waking me up, you dolt.”) |
[ Siglud ]
| “*continues to scratch himself*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“*grabs his pillow* You know, if I really wanted to do it, I could…”) |
[ Siglud ]
| “*continues to snore and then talks rather softly in his sleep*
Oh yeah…shake it, baby…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*licks lips* Yeah…that’s it…use alllll the margarine…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*baffled look*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*suddenly turns over on Cillian’s side of the bed*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Ughh. (What the?)” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*starts struggling to shake free*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “God d…amn it, Siglud, get off me…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*still talking in his sleep* …I know that you still think
about me all the time, baby, I just know you do.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Well, *laughs* I still think about you all the time, too.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Ugh (marvellous).” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“I can’t seem to shake free; he’s way too heavy.
I guess I could try to maybe nudge him as hard as I can and see if that works.” *nudges back*) |
[ Siglud ]
| “*smiling* Ooo…you like to play rough, don’t you?” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Well, that didn’t work… Time for plan B!”) |
[ Cillian ]
| “— Get off me, you idiot! You’re crushing my spleen!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*seemingly unfazed* …I like taking long walks by the
countryside as well…” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Damn it! This isn’t working.”) |
[ Cillian ]
| (“I gotta do something, but what?”) |
* Ambience noises then suddenly start to fade out as Siglud begins to extend out both of his hands - rather awkwardly - and then grabs Cillian in a rather, strong hugging motion *
[ Cillian ]
| (“— What the!?!?!?”) |
[ Siglud ]
| “Oh baby… Finally we are finally together at last!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Siglud! T-This *struggling* isn’t very funny anymore – let go!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I know that your friends and family don’t approve of
us of being together – but, baby, I don’t really care about what they say about us!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “All you need to know is that I’ll be there for you and
that you’ll be there for me in the end and that’s all that counts.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*still feverishly struggling*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Damn it, Siglud, stop it!!!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*coerces’ Cillian’s hand* Even your skin is as soft as
those sweet, angelic lips that I often dream about that I’m soon about to touch with my very own…” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Such beauty…such finesse…such refitting conditioner!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “I don’t use a conditioner!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*puts one of his index fingers on Cillian’s mouth*
— It doesn’t matter.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Damn it, Siglud – snap out of it before you do
something stupid that we’re both gonna regret!” |
[ Cillian ]
| “— And I just washed this shirt!!!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “Tempt me not once more, my beloved, we were destined
to be together!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “And all that is left now is to but to seal it with a kiss.
*puckers up*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “!!!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*goes in for the kiss*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*quickly dodges Siglud’s attempt to kiss him*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “…Why must you be so hesitant towards this strong, burning
temptation that we both have inside of us, my beloved?” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Probably because I don’t feel like getting any more sicker
than I already am right now.”) |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Damn it, if this what Laine has to go through on a regular
basis with this guy constantly - now I understand.”) |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Should have smuttered you with a pillow when I
had the chance!”) |
[ Siglud ]
| “*clutches onto Cillian’s face*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*nervously tries to get away*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I got you now! This time, there’s no getting away.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “*still trying to break free*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “…Can’t we just talk?” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*puckers up, as he goes in for the kiss*” |
[ Cillian ]
| “!!!” |
* Screen slowly begins to tint to white as Siglud’s lips get ever so closer *
[ Cillian ]
| “— Nooooooooooooooo!!!” |
[ Siglud ]
| “*romantically slowly kisses Cillian with a loud smooch,
right on the lips*” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I love you…Cillian.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “— What!?” |
[ Cillian ]
| (“Does this mean that he was awake the whole time?
And what—!?”) |
[ Siglud ]
| “You always were there to pick up the tab when I needed
you, my sweet, beloved, Cillian.” |
[ Siglud ]
| “I die for you, man.” |
[ Cillian ]
| “Ah…well…I…” |
[ Siglud ]