*Downs the whole bottle*
This (or these, rather) problem(s) stems from the fact that my friend was interested in downloading the game, and so OF COURSE I wanted to give him access to the MP3 edition. Thinking everything was hunky-dorey, I decided that would also be a perfect time to release it to the public because WHAT ELSE COULD I HAVE MISSED?!?!?!
A lot, apparently. Won't be doing that again!