author=UPRC
You have a copyright fetish.

He's pro copyright, as he's the one who created it in the first place~ (Hah!)

We are Jomarcenter, for we are many~ B3

WE ARE JOMARCENTER. WE WILL ADD YOU BIOLOGICS AND TECHNOLOGICALLY DISTINCTIVENESS TO ITS OWN. RESISTANCE ARE FUTILE.

Here I made something up quickly. Enjoy.

name of mission/quest: The return of Tabar
event occur: When you talk to Tabar
location: In a tavern somewhere
story: Tabar, a powerful soldier disappeared a long time ago. However, he has suddenly resurfaced.
difficult that you want: Somewhat difficult I guess
name of NPC involve: Tabar
script :

Speak to Tabar
Tabar : "Twenty years ago, the soldier Tabar disappeared while searching for the missing daughter of a noble. It is assumed he perished during the mission..."

Find the Broken Spear of Tabar <- It can drop from a boss somewhere or something.

With the Broken Spear of Tabar, go back to talk to him.
Tabar : "This spear..."
Tabar : "There is something I must confess."
Tabar : "I am actually Tabar. When I was searching for the missing girl I became afraid and I ran away. I could never find the courage to go back, so everyone assumed I had disappeared."
Tabar : "Thank you for bringing me my spear. Here, you can have this."

You receive an awesome item from him.

date mission will available for download: When you finish it.

I'm at work and I have nothing better to do. Oh wait I guess I could work.

And I don't see anything wrong with helping out a little. It took me like 2 minutes to write it. I remember a time when my English was not so good and I thought all of my ideas were awesome. I probably sounded just like Jomar when I first joined a message board years ago.

Mission: The Critics
Occurs: After beating the final boss.
Location: Alex's House
Story: Strange beings invade Alex's house and create a portal to a bizarre dimension.
Difficulty: Nintendo Hard
NPC Trigger: Talk to the guard in front of Alex's house.

Script:
Guard: Welcome home Alex, though I doubt you'll find your home welcoming at the moment. A few days ago, a group of robed people cursed me and broke into your mansion. Thanks to the curse, my grammar is completely different from usual, and it scares me. Please chase those miscreants and force them to lift the curse.

Alex: i barely understand that you said...

-In the first room, the party must dodge the sumo wrestlers as they make their way across the spacious room
-In the second room, Alex meets the fake boss maker.
FBM: If you thought bats and slimes were bad enough, wait till you see these bosses I thought of in 5 minutes.
-You will fight Fake Mom, Fake Summoner, Fake Milkman, Fake Newsman, and Fake Boss Maker all at the same time. Fake Boss Maker has no attacks, but will heal and revive his side.
-In the third and final room, you will have to match sarcastic forum quotes with their authors. As a freebie, the Ocean Palace quote will already be assigned to Spirit Young. Solving this puzzle restores the guard's grammar and nets you a Fake Nugget Trophy.

Guard: thanks for lifting curse...i now talk properly again...

author=skaraflame

author=Sana

author=jomarcenter
Due to the bad comments we've been receiving for this game, please refrain from posting any bad/spam comments. Jomarcenter has very nice pianos so please stop posting bad/spam comments or you'll get Jomaids! Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Orz~

Lol, really now.. B3~

It makes no sense.

1. "we've" JOMARCENTER IS NOT A COMPANY
2. Pianos? The HELL?
3. The fuck's a Jomaid?

Rofl, skara it's an edit of what's in the blog~ I made it sound like Jomar's a company since he thinks he is one, pianos I got from the It a Piano thing, and a Jomaid is Jomar + AIDS! xD

author=spirit_young
(Ugh, I need a girlfriend).

I think you already have one..*points to the creepy eyed woman in the painting* :3~

l....o......l