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Welcome to the wonderful world of We the People, the game full of inside jokes that no one will get besides my friends! After watching a terrific Let’s Play by Tyranos (go watch his stuff!) I realized that the game is sort of harder than I remember and has a lot of easily-missed secrets. So that is what this guide is for; plus I love making strategies for my own stuff.

I'm going to keep this as spoiler-free as possible but some might slip through, so you've been warned!

PROLOGUE

After the opening scenes, you take control of Bobby and Johnny in the cavern underneath the school. Simply head northwest, up the stairs until you are blocked by a boulder. Walk around to the other side of the rock and push it off of the cliff so you can continue on. Cross the bridge and continue on until you get to a gap in the wall. Here Johnny will leave the party and Bobby will quest out on his own.

GATE OF COURAGE
Items:
Black Staff
10 Black Stones
3 Life Berries

Enemies:
None

Just continue on the linear path until you reach a dead end. Talk to the middle painting in the wall and it will come to life and blather at you for a few minutes. When it finally goes away, a door will open and a chest will appear. Grab the chest for the Black Staff, which you should immediately equip to Bobby. It has the Dark attribute and a %2 chance to instantly kill an enemy.

Head through the door, open the gate, and you'll soon be tested by a series of "puzzles". Note that if you come back here after finishing the trials, there will be a chest here containing 10 Black Stones, which cast a weak Dark spell on an enemy.

Head down the corridor and you'll arrive at the first puzzle. It's an annoying "guess the order" puzzle that will likely end up being changed, but for now, hit the crystals in this order: Top-right, middle-left, bottom-right, middle-right, bottom-left, and finally top-left. This will open the path and you can head through to the second challenge. The second challenge is an obstacle puzzle. Just dodge the lasers! It's easiest to stay to one side (I prefer the right side) and just time your running.

After making it through, hit the switch to turn off the annoying laser noise and head up a bit to the third and final puzzle of the dungeon.

This is a jumping puzzle. Push Enter on the flowers and they will cause you to jump based on the direction you are facing. I'm going to try and explain it in the simplest way possible. This is how you should approach the flowers to jump, starting at the beginning of the puzzle.

Step on starting flower and jump
Face right on next flower
Face right on next flower
Face up on next flower
Face down on next flower
Face left on left flower
Face left on next flower
Face down on bottom flower
Face left on left flower
Face up on next flower
Face up on next flower
Face up on next flower
Face up on next flower
Face right on next flower
Face right on next flower
Face up on next flower
Face right on right flower
Face right on next flower
Face right on next flower

If you want the treasure:
Face right on right flower
Face down on next flower
Face down on next flower
Face down on bottom flower
Face down on next flower
Face down on bottom flower

Then head to the chest and open it for 3 Life Berries. They are a potion of sorts that heals 30 HP. At this point it is easiest to fall off of the platform and start again, taking the other route.

If you don't want / already got the treasure:
Face left on left flower
Face left on left flower

Then follow the path to the next screen and you're done with that puzzle! Woo! If only I could tell you there were no more puzzles in the game. Head up to the crystal and you will unlock your powers as a Summoner, gaining the ability to use Quilly Snake! Quilly Snake is a Poison based spell that can also cause the Poison status effect. Once you're done, the path will open and you're free!

CHAPTER 1:
THE ADVENTURE BEGINS


BOOM WOODS
Items:
None

Enemies:
Scatterpillar (yellow)
Scatterpillar (orange)
Scatterpillar (green)
Bird Head

The rest is coming soon!