Van Helsing Badaptation

I kind of like games being made in four or five hours because they usually don't take me four or five ours to finish. I so need to take this challenge myself.
Do you know what is the most amazing part about Badaptation? It's made by a team. I can't imagine team making a game in five hours. It would take me first three hours to start working.
So, It's no surprise Hellsing is light on content and quite a tough nut to write a review about. I'll try to do my baddest.

Story
Let's say it with one word: Bad-ass. Everything in the story is superbly cool. It doesn't have to make sense, your only purpose is to be the baddest man alive and to show your witty manners to everyone else. Ending is quite of surrealistic and there are doors left opened for a possible sequel as we don't really know what happened.
As You could suggest from the story, every badaptation needs some bad-ass characters. We have plenty of them here. Some of them are of lesser coolness, so they can be saved by Van-ass.
The game is based upon blockbuster, which is based upon olde story. There were plenty of Van Helsings but none of them was such a man. Not even the one from that blockbuster.


Maybe he used to call himself Badman

Gameplay
Its partly visual novel and partly rpg with one explorable area and several npcs to talk to. There is one battle too. Battle-system is swift without any major flaws. Some could demand Dracula to be badder.


Having this response, you know you are playing RPGame.

Art
Its cool. For real. The game is more of the visual novel than an actual game and swift drawings accompanying text are fiting. You have dat right feeling under the tummy from them. My personal favorite is picture with a ship on it.
Mapping is bad-ass as we can expect from Idrah. Sprite of Van-ass is dastardly Bad-Ass too.
Music is not as bad as the rest of the game. And by bad, I mean good.


Cool! I want to be able to draw like Arch_Ness.

Conclusion
The Badaptation is must play for the fans of the genre, Van-ass and The Twilight Saga. So they can see, not every story has to be elongated over twenty books. Game is extremely hilarious in terms of art direction and I wouldn't mind to see a sequel if there were another five hours long gam mak event. I need to know if the one who ended up bloodbathed was Van-ass or Badracula.
In terms of gameplay, it was partly a disappointment as there were none at all. On the other hand it was somehow bad-ass too. Just give it a try in case you feel bad.