Beefy Jim's Epic Quest Against the Evil Ugwench

Across the planet there is someone so ugly that she is actually making people feel pain just by existing. It's up to Beefy Jim, the only man manly enough to stand against her ugly face and save humanity.

Can you help Beefy Jim in his most epic quest so far?
(it's also his only quest so far, but no one is counting!)

The download available is the promo for the upcoming joke game.
I made it in 10 minutes to see if I could finish a game in such a short period...
What happened? A revelation. Force yourself into that short frame of time, and you will suddenly make something, or not make something. Make or break. Win or lose. Whatever. I squeezed out an idea, and this idea has led me to the rest of the story.
Despite being made for NaGaDeMo as a joke, it has turned into something much more.