Sherweenie: Escape from Freedom

Sherin Mcshortshorts is sick and tired of her foster family's crap, so she grabs some beer and her shortest shorts, and runs off in the first step of an increasingly irrational plan.
Alone, with nothing to guide her but spite and bread pieces (only one of which will help her with her hangover), she must outrun the cops, navigate mazes, pick locks, and ultimately, ESCAPE FROM FREEDOM!

This game is inspired by, and significantly based on, real life. Efforts have been taken to avoid hurting anyone's feelings, even if the person (who was my foster sister for 4 months) won't be able to access the internet for at least a month from now (because she is in jail...oh dear, spoilers).

Although S:EfF is made in VX Ace, there is only a 33% chance of any RPG elements being in the game (it all depends on whether or not you get the correct variable prior to the end credits). It is primarily a puzzle game, with some racing, and a sidequest involving a Zelda-style mass trading scenario.

I didn't like the person this game is based on, so don't expect it to be easy. The final lock you need to pick in this game has a time limit of 2 minutes, and you only have a 1 in 26,772,762 chance of picking it.