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RPG/Puzzle/IQ-Melter

In a distant land, only one young man, his friends, and his dog can answer the call of the prophecy of the Bastard King's quest and save the world!
(Note: The world's fate may not actually be riding on this)

This is not a combat-oriented game. There is a final boss, but the gameplay is mostly about exploration, experimentation, and trying not to upset the Bastard King with a wrong decision.

It's also extremely short, so I promise it won't waste too much of your time. (unless you're going for all the different ways you can obtain a Game Over, in which case you'll be here awhile)


WARNING: This game has been reasonably described by my beta-testers (aka ex-friends) as "extra-strength stupid" and should not be played by anyone with a sense of humor that's evolved past that of a grade-schooler.


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This is the first Rpg Maker game I ever made, and in actuality, the only one I've ever completed.
Let me give you little background:

My childhood growing up in the 90s was shaped by the SNES Rpgs. I imagined how awesome it would be to grow up, become a game designer, work for Squaresoft, and make my own games all day. Being an incredible potty-mouth, I also decided my first game would be "The Quest for TP" and be about the hero having to quest across the world to find a roll of toilet paper for his father trapped in the bathroom.

A decade later (and not having matured much), I found myself in possesion of Rpg Maker 2k3. My epic ballad would have to wait until I learned to use it, and so I settled on a less ambitious project as a way of breaking in the system. I cranked this out in the course of a single night (giggling until I couldn't breath the whole while).

Against all odds, it turned out to be pretty fun. Even today, I admire my past-self's ability to create and finish a game that leaves tears of laughter in my eyes. So, another decade (practically) after creating it, I've finally decided to share it with you, the world.

Enjoy.

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  • blazebat
  • RPG Tsukuru 2003
  • 09/18/2012 01:23 PM
  • 10/25/2015 03:09 PM
  • 10/01/2004
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That was really fun game! It should be long through, but it was just hilarious! Really, i like this type of humour, random! Keep making games, just make them longer and more random.

I had some fun time playing it, judging by the humour, i give 10/10.
This is fun. lol
But seems like there is no save point in this game, I played to the part I accidentally kill the Bastard King, and kill myself. I got the game over and it all goes back to the beginning. T^T
author=TimeKnight
This is fun. lol
But seems like there is no save point in this game, I played to the part I accidentally kill the Bastard King, and kill myself. I got the game over and it all goes back to the beginning. T^T


You have to save manually, sorry. Just go to the menu (Esc) and pick save! You can save anywhere.
Oh, I think it'll save automatically. Silly me >_<
Thanks for your reply, blazebat!
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