Drunkard's Quest

Play as a drunk pirate who has a list of things to do, and they only seem to get longer as the day goes on.
Pay a visit to your dear old dad, collect cases of wine, talk with townsfolk, and discover the world beyond the pub. Plus loads of mini games/quests (All this in a drunken manner of course.)

Features: capturing chickens, Outrunning barrels, Saving Princess(on accident), Fighting off ninjas, drunken stumbling, and a shaky, color changing screen that only gets worse the drunker you get, and much, much more!

*WARNING*
If you have a history or seizures, you may not want to play this game.