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A Walkthrough of sorts for Pitiable Souls...

... whoinsuch, must not be Forsaken in order to maintain a Pleasurable Experience for every-one.

For those who have taken to wandering aimlessly in the world, I shall now list a variety of things you could be doing instead of wearing down your shoe rubber.

- Homework
- Writing that novel that you never finished
- Eating pizza
- Exercising- for those who don't know what the word means, 'exercising' is something that the general population does to avoid being mistaken for a cow (especially if they wear black-and-white patterned clothing) and should be done an hour or so after eating pizza.

Now that the more faint-hearted of pitiable fools have been dissuaded, let us commence the Guiding.

Bits of Helpful Advice:

- Butterflies are definitely there for a purpose. Chase them around. Button mash. Do something!
- It is recommended by Dr. Fik Shenell that players attempt to interact with one thing, no matter how mundane, once every five minutes.
- Sparkles = importance.
- The girl in the bakery might need a few attempts for her to actually talk to you.
- The well behind the church works.
- Talk to everyone, except those generic-looking old couples in houses. Those usually have nothing better to say.
- While stepping on flowers is impossible, some flowers occasionally blink out of existence.
- The fairy will let you pass if sufficiently enraged (hint: winged genocide)


For those who require:
GOLD- Rummage the drawers of the inn
WEAPONRY- Visit the various weapon shops
THINGS TO HIT- Buy something that Professor Oak, in his senility, would mistake for a POKeBALL.
ENTERTAINMENT- The newsstand, the docks, anywhere, really, that isn't housing old people.
A PLOT- Your game is in another castle, my friend.

As well as a MAP of the WORLD: