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Holy melons! An Actual Download!?!

I can't believe we're finally releasing this god forsaken thing

How many years has it been now? I mean, this game profile alone went up two years ago
But yes, we finally put our collective heads together and we stand before you will a nice beautiful gam for you to play
It took countless pestering, like once every 5 or 6 months from good ol' Solitayre for us to get our collective asses in gear, so I think we've earned ourselves the Development Hell misao (is that even a thing? I never paid much attention to the misaos) for the whole freakin' decade


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I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
What's this?? Amazing!
Got any Dexreth amulets?
Oh wow. Better late than never. Well done!
We'd have had it out sooner, but Solitayre's poking stick kept wearing out
I would have more makerscore If I did things.
Now we just need someone to review it, we collect our makerscore, and I never run an event again, until such time as I am able to complete shit.
Now we just need someone to review it

Now usually I would be that so-called “someone” to rush in and review a castles masterpiece such as this, but I’m already backlogged enough as it is with all these other games that I’ve yet to still play and review, so I’m afraid I’m going to have to decline on that offer for now…plus I still haven’t replaced my broken USB controller from the last time it died, so there’s that. But I definitely do wanna play and review this game sometime in the future and see how it holds up the original one. Besides – I’m sure you can find yourself a patsy that’s willing to this play this in the meantime for now. (You might have to pay them though, lol.)
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