Hello, everyone. Information Guy here. I know I’m normally pretty talkative, but today I’ve got a special, exciting announcement, so I better get right to business. No dilly-dallying THIS time around, no sir, not with an announcement this important.



Ooh! Excuse me. I don’t mean to be rude, but I just got back from a seafood buffet. And, yeah, I got there pretty late and things had been sitting around in their own juices for a while, but that wasn’t going to stop ME from conquering shrimp mountain. Let me tell you, I spent the whole day talking with my doctor about my various prawn allergies, whatever that means. Apparently I’m not just lactose intolerant, whatever that means. So, you better believe I worked up QUITE an appetite. I must’ve eaten my weight in shrimp, but it all went down smoothly with a nice, cold jug of milk. But, hey, we’re not here for that. We’re here to talk about the special…



WHAT COULD INFORMATION GUY’S ANNOUNCEMENT BE?!

You’ll have to wait until next week when the Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass demo comes out.



That’s right, Information Guy:

THE JIMMY AND THE PULSATING MASS DEMO IS COMING OUT NEXT WEEK!