2016 isn’t over yet, and it’s about to release another great evil upon the world. Well, he’s been around for decades, really, and he’s not as “sexy” as modern vampires, but the 50′s Style Vampire is leaping from the dark corners of your heart and into Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass.

Nothing really describes the 50′s Style Vampire other than pure, unadulterated evil. He doesn’t want to make friends. He doesn’t want to take out the trash or clean his room. He just wants to suck your sweet, sweet blood and take a nap in his coffin. Maybe you secretly want to do that, too, sometimes; except maybe instead of sucking blood you’re eating a pint of super choco-brownie blast ice cream, and you’re passed out in a shuddering heap on the living room floor instead of sleeping in a coffin.

In battle, the 50′s Style Vampire is a master of the dark arts, giving him access to a wide arrange of spells, such as blasting the enemy with powerful black magic, reflecting the enemies’ spells back at them, or simply bleeding his enemy dry with his signature fangs.



On the field, the 50′s Style Vampire can transform into a horrid shadow creature, which frightens unsuspecting passersby. With so many terrifying things surrounding you, why not become the most terrifying thing around?