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Splork is an orc who lives in the deep dark woods. Every day he goes for a walk, visiting his many friends and helping them with their problems. Today is just another day for Splork, as he heads to town and visits his pals. Will he manage to help Liberty find her missing hammer and boots? Perhaps he'll save a marriage along the way? And what's going on with the new guy, Sexiboi?

Is love in the air? Or death?! The choice is up to you, player!

- Play as Splork, the lovable orc
- Steal a boyfriend-to-be
- Save a marriage
- Help friends with their normal every day lives
- Meet a group of travelling heroes
- Many cameos from RMN are in the game!
- No fishing game


Latest Blog

Bug Fixing Ahoy!

So, I had some issues to iron out, apparently.

For one, some of the endings weren't being shown in the menu. It would count that you'd found that ending but it wasn't turning the switch for it on, thus not giving the visual addition to the menu. This was caused by putting the switch change after the save instead of before, and is now fixed.

Another issue I had overlooked was that I'd used the Confirm key as the button needed to get out of the Achievements menu. This was dumb. It has now been changed to cancel as that makes a billion times more sense.

The biggest issue, though, was that I had somehow forgotten to include the item eventing. Yup. Just straight up forgot to add that in. It has now been rectified and when you collect certain items they will show up in the menu as collected. Woo?

The menu is still a bit janky. I'm not sure why - it should work just fine but there's some strange lag when you go to save and sometimes when you try to exit. I've fiddled with the event a bit more and hopefully it's running a bit better but it may just be a problem with the engine processes when it comes to evented systems. That, or I did a dumb somewhere that I missed.

Hey, at least it works though! Mostly. Woo?

Lastly, I added a file that was found to be missing, so one of the endings won't keep demanding said file.

Anyway, barring any other unfortunate bugs, this is it for Splork's game. The updated game version will be up a little later (bigger file means bigger upload time).


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OrudoPatto, kisama!
- No fishing game"

Already GOTY.

(And I'm very, very majestic in this game. U.U)
Bucket-chan... I can't believe you weren't who I thought you were.
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
I will invade this gamepage and make it mine.
Doesn't appear to be updated. Same bugs as seen in the event stream and I see nothing new in the game I just downloaded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
Doesn't appear to be updated. Same bugs as seen in the event stream and I see nothing new in the game I just downloaded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Libby has failed us.
Oh I think... I might have updated the wrong file?! o.O;

oooh, okay, so I know what happened. I did add the wrong file. Apparently I somehow cancelled the overwrite of the old version. I must have pressed a button or something somewhere. orz

Fixing now. Sorry about this! >.<;
i bet she's a diva with a potion popping problem
excuse me what
Bucket-chan, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Guardian of the Description Thread
Gave this a whirl. I remember reading some bug reports coming in on Discord, which I probably experienced. Manual saving didn't feel responsive, and there didn't seem to be a way out of the Achivement screen.

I think I screwed up on seeing/unlocking Ending 2. Even so, the in-game tracker says 7/7, but, I'm sure I noticed it incrementing after watching STONED ORC twice (sorry, Splork ;_;). What's more curious is that the ending was still listed as unknown/unobtained, as was COMRADE ORC, if memory serves.

However, if I picked up an old version, and these issues are fixed, oh well!
I, uh, have now fixed these issues. Just gotta upload the new build.
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