There's the leader, Marrend. A born leader, and a great Cleric. He'll heal your butt into the next decade. He's a cool guy too, not much of a customer, but he has a cool Bludgeon, apparently it's an ancient relic, those things are expensive wow. A cool guy and he's pretty nice, but before he got that Bludgeon he was really un-inspired... poor guy... Marrend and his bludgeon are inseparable, even once went on a double date with Kloe and Harold.


Speaking of which, Kloe and Harold, those two lovers bought a hella lotta beer from me. Mind you, Thief almost dated Harold, but then they'd be sad so Thief didn't. Those two are great customers but I wish they didn't show off their love so much, it's a not a sight I like that much. Those two are so lovey-dovey, it's pretty goddamn adorable, but that stuff creeps me out. That pink haired chick is pretty cute though, and that red head looks awesome. I hear they work great together in battle, Harold shields Kloe while Kloe kills em off from the shadows.


I also heard there use to be an old thief, before the happy, inspirational one today... but I aint in the know about what went on with that dude. I do know that old blue lady, Miss Sexy McPickles... (well that's not her name, Wizzage is) who is also a fiiiiiiine woman, I wouldn't mind getting her in be-
PEW PEWoh no he was shot, he'll never finish that sentence!



Anyway, yes, Wizzage. She used to love the old thief... she drunk a lotta beer when he left, I'll tell ya. Passed out one night. But she's a tough cookie... Old but not too old to fight, she'll leave you burnt, electrocuted, frozen or anything else if you mess with her. Seriously, she's dangerous, somebody arrest her or somethin'!!





Now who else have we got... well, the last adventurer, would be this dude, Wilheim was it? I dunno 'bout him, he's a bit wierd. He seems like a tough dude, but is reading books and studying every chance. He's a know-it-all, a show off and the worst customer I ever had ya know! He doesn't drink! Not a pint! Pah, what is the world comin' to eh? Bit of a nutjob too, seems a bit evil, probably driven insane by stupid relics mumbo jumbo. Wierd dude.



So that's Team "Might be Heroes?" the team I've know for years, even gave them my boat! Haha!