G

If you get this letter, not only does it mean that the postal service is still active, but you've also gotten yourself a stable home. Congratulations all around.

But no seriously, how has it been? I hope you're doing well and have made a few friends. It's important to find someone to spend time with and to cleave to around here; they help make the everyday humdrum not so unbearable. In my time around here, I've made a few... of course, that's not to say that everyone was so warm or that everyone that I did get along with stuck around. That's one of the things you have to keep in the back of your mind: who's going to make for a good friend?

Now obviously we have the freedom to make our own choices around here, but just as a word from the wise, I'd be wary of the people who hide their eyes. Not only are they a pack of stiffs, but I've heard that they all congregate in the city's underground and worship themselves and promote an unrighteous lifestyle. Agency is a two-edged sword.

They're never seen at church and they openly oppose the G man and his authority, sometimes referring to themselves as the one true G. So great is their pride that they're sometimes seen just outside the gates that lead to the congressional building of the G man, pounding their chests in rebellion. It's only a matter of time before the eels with badges raid their hideout and take them all as prisoners, and I don't want to see you end up on the wrong side of the law.

Even if they're never approached about their rebellion, hiding themselves away underground only makes them more susceptible to the Tide; not the smartest choice, if you ask me. If they truly wanted to survive the Tide and its wrath, they would hide away on the cliff overlooking the church...

Anyway, stay strong and do what's right, friend.



PS: Enclosed is a picture of one of those who hide their eyes. Beware that you don't become one of them.