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So if Kentona was driving a tank, and Liberty was driving a tank, and mawk was riding on top of a pogo stick in the middle of Times Square – who would win???

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  • 12/05/2013 09:40 PM

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Mawk would be instantly crushed while kentona and Liberty duked it out for the gold.
mawk, of course. I'm rooting for the underdog here! (or is it undercat, because of his avatar?)
edchuy
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author=Arandomgamemaker
Mawk would be instantly crushed while kentona and Liberty duked it out for the gold.


Unless he actually used his pogo stick to jump on top of their tanks while they fight it out ... and then once of them is defeated, bounced away for the win.
author=edchuy
author=Arandomgamemaker
Mawk would be instantly crushed while kentona and Liberty duked it out for the gold.
Unless he actually used his pogo stick to jump on top of their tanks while they fight it out ... and then once of them is defeated, bounced away for the win.


That would work....unless kentona came out with an axe and Liberty came out with a baseball bat and zombies started appearing.

I have the weirdest imagination
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Does mawk also have a beat-up football helmet and a stun-gun to go along with that pogo stick? This is an important question!
It’s mawk, the possibilities are endless.

So I’m going to go with yes.
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In that case, with mawk going full Commander Keen on us, this is actually much closer to call than it appears on the surface.
author=wildwes
mawk, of course. I'm rooting for the underdog here! (or is it undercat, because of his avatar?)

all you can be sure of is that I'm positively underful
I would like to point out that I'm Australian and used to life and death situations. I ROOM WITH SPIDERS PEOPLE!
edchuy
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author=Liberty
I would like to point out that I'm Australian and used to life and death situations. I ROOM WITH SPIDERS PEOPLE!


Libby would go all Crocodile Dundee faced with a life and death situation ...

I'm pretty sure Libby and Crocodile Dundee are the same person so becoming Crocodile Dundee would be impossible. Duh. I think she could just suplex kentona tank and all, commandeer it, then blow up mawk because cats are only acceptable if they're kittens.
that may be true, but good luck getting rid of a cat once it's grown
Fortunately for me, mawk has not been confirmed to be a cat just yet. ^.^
Then again, he has also NOT been confirmed to not be a cat. Henceforth his name shall be Schrodinger.
I am the amazing typing housecat with the bassy voice
Mawk is only on a pogo stick because he dropped tanks when they became cool.
edchuy
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author=Liberty
Fortunately for me, mawk has not been confirmed to be a cat just yet. ^.^
Then again, he has also NOT been confirmed to not be a cat. Henceforth his name shall be Schrodinger.


The only question is, then, do we open the box or not to figure out if he's dead? Quite a conundrum ...
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I'm going out on a limb, and say that kentona very probably has the Power of Grayskull Markerscore. To go with his tank.
Yeah, but do I also have a hockey stick? this is important.
edchuy
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Yeah, but do I also have a hockey stick? this is important.

Yeah, also, a hockey goalie's mask as an intimidation factor. That way you'll be set for the powerplay, both ways!
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