Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



Hoping to meet all kinds of cool people.

Welcome newcomer!

No cool people allowed! Trolls, douchebags and nimwits only!
Oh, thank the Maker. I'm in the right spot!

[Poll] Do you exercise?

I think the only problem that I’ve had with playing, say, basketball lately is that I’m sure getting a lot of angry neighbours, visits from the cops, and people complaining constantly that I’m either trespassing on private property (yet it’s a public park) and noise complaints, which is funny because the noise bylaws here are from 7 A.M. to 10 P.M. and you kinda need to bounce a basketball in order to play, so I don’t know what the hell is up with that.
I had no idea basketball was so loud. Do you take the tennis player approach and make unnecessarily loud grunts every time you shoot the ball?

The Ban Game

I ban MajoracanKing for not putting more time and effort into his work! If you're going to be my long lost Little Bro (or whatever you are), you're going to have to not embarrass me with substandard art. :P (Though really, it's not awful. I did recognize it as Neku, after all.)

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but I ship you via UPS Ground, and you never get there. Heheheh.

I wish for it to be October 25.

If you died, what loot would you drop?

x1 jean pants (+1 armor)
x1 underwear (-10 INT).
Underwear reduces your intelligence? Or is it just the particular undies that you have on right now? Because if it's underwear in general, I'm going to have to rethink my life. I need all the intelligence I can get.

I Hate Bologna?

Boy, let me tell you, I loathe bologna. UGH. I accidentally got something at Subway with bologna on it not too long ago, and it just ruined my entire day.

ALSO: My Master Sauron bids thee welcome. Well, I guess, technically, that would be my Master Kentona, but whatever.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, you give up your piano tech job, and use all of your new free time reading the dictionary. Of course, you have no income and are soon living under a bridge.

I wish that the person who responds to this has a wonderful day! Hehehehe....

The Ban Game

(I think that's supposed to be Neku from The World Ends With You?)

I ban pianotm for not realizing that might be Neku from TWEWY.

What are you thinking about right now?

Ooh, congratulations on the date of your birth, Liberty! And if you ever find yourself with unwanted chocolate cake, make every effort to send it my way. :P

Computer having issues with recent update

Ever notice that the web ads you see seem to only show you the stuff you're interested in seeing?
If that was true, I wouldn't be seeing hundreds of Terri Lynn Land and Gary Peters for Senate ads every day. XD


Ugh. I'll be glad when the election is over.