Was deemed by the Arishok as one who commands a great deal of respect. Was recently thrown out of a wheat field for going against the grain. Once conquered Rhode Island using a can of lima beans, a yo-yo, and a used copy of Star Trek: The Next Generation Season 3 on Blu-Ray. Is a founding member of the band Bladder Failure, whose hit single "Flushed From the Bottom of My Heart" spent nearly six minutes atop the Canadian Top 10 (until the software glitch was corrected). Invented the word "zfaifnv" while trapped in the back of a UPS truck with a flatulent snapping turtle.

ALSO: Does not tolerate use of the word "when" under any circumstance.
The Legend of Blake
Embark upon a journey to become a legend. Or not. It's up to you.



The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but due to a technical difficulty, it turned out to be a MESS UP YOUR PANTS FOUNDATION instead.

I wish that I was on vacation.

Post an insane lie about the person above you

Ilan is coming to anime midwest with MajorcanKing and me. We're going to cosplay as Link (me), Rosalina, and Zero Suit Samus. Oh man, this is going to be so much fun!

ALSO: I'm physically old enough to be considered an adult. We don't need my dad as a chaperon. Additionally, we wouldn't WANT that.

The Ban Game

I ban Ilan for causing mass confusion.

I ban MajorcanKing for not knowing that my name is pronounced I-L-A-N.
I was curious about it, too. :P

What are you thinking about right now?

author=Yellow Magic
Off-the-job training ended today and I start work proper on Monday.

...I still don't know what my job is.
You must work with my dad. I've actually been to "work" with him, and I still have no idea what his job actually is. It allegedly has something to do with car parts, but... yeah, we got to the store and talked to the boss for a few minutes, then decided it was time to go on break. Break was like an hour long. Afterwards, they stood around and talked for a bit and decided it was time for lunch. And then after lunch, everyone went golfing.

Hey! :D

Hello, newcomer!

I am made of particle board and mediocrity.

Welcome to the madness, pull up a chair, we're a (mostly) friendly bunch.
Hey, don't talk about me like that. I'm not so bad until you get to know me! XD

Levelling Up! Create your Birthday Character!

And they say I have bad memory.
I just realized that "seiromem" is "memories" spelled backwards...

How have I never noticed that oh my god
Yeah, when I wasn't staring at that awful rogue apostrophe in his avatar, I was often perplexed by his username. There was just something odd about it, but I could never put my finger on it. XD

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Yeah, the Mario Kart 8 DLC is probably some of the best out there, especially for the paltry amount of cash Nintendo is asking. I hate how it's automatically added to all of the menus in game, though. Just there to taunt you. Haha, you can't touch this.

The Screenshot Topic Returns

Thanks for the comments, everyone. I do believe that the coral is worth saving, so I'll take another crack at it to see if I can come up with something a little nicer looking.

The Screenshot Topic Returns

I'm getting close to releasing a demo of my game! It's not perfect. I don't like the way some of the tiles align (or don't align), and the coral needs some work, but other than that, I think it's mostly okay.

And I'm well aware that coral doesn't grow on land, but this isn't meant to be a scientifically accurate game. :P

Pumpkin Stats Latte

I don't do coffee, either (I like the smell, but the taste is just dreadful). It really is hot chocolate all the way for me. And it has to be dark chocolate. My refined palate won't accept anything less.

It's a wild wonderland compared to Canada's "Large Black, please".
Large, black, and from Timmy Ho's. I've seen it with my own eyes. Don't deny it. I think that PBS is making a Nature documentary about the great Canadian migration to Tim Horton's every morning. :P