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Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

taking preliminary signups for COWBOY APOCALYPSE MAFIA. before play begins and roles are distributed, all players will be given 1000000 cowboys. they will then be able to purchase items from the game store (1-shot track, 1-shot vig, 1-shot bp, etc.) using cowboys as currency. You may also choose to destroy your own cowboys. Cowboys left over will carry over from one day phase to the next, with the store restocked with new items (made from previously spent cowboys.) There will be no more new cowboys appearing as the game progresses, but you can gain another player's cowboys by killing them. But you better spend or kill off those cowboys, or else YOU will be the new target of another player's greed.

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

author=demonlord5000
Cave is the real villain in this story. I was a mere trapper trying to avenge my partner while ridding the land of wild gunmen who might shoot up the town for no reason. Cave stabbed my partner with his blade, and then turned his gaze toward the innocent cowboys living on the land.

and you know what, after reading that deadchat, I've realized that the only mistake I made this game was not killing the other cowboy. next game I am going full gilgamesh and using my gate of cowboylon attack, just throwing innumerable cowboys at my enemies with wanton abandon until either all my enemies are gone or i've used up every cowboy from every timeline across every parallel dimension

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

ozzy, the point at the end was to gauge demonlord/psy's reaction (and also to kill time) and it either worked or demonlord's vote switch was totally unrelated, but either way it looked weird enough in context.

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

deadchat this is not what support means but you can come to the afterparty anyway

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3 dollar meatball subs

anyway demonlord jumped on my psy vote with some nonsensical reason after I was allegedly his strongest choice for an execution. i guess we could call that a successful bait, except we can't because this isn't about alignmetns anymore. the actual reason i'm voting him now is that he ignored literally all the shit i wrote holy god i need attention you can't do this #cancel #lynch demonlord

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

gourd you literally just had to not post until psy was tricked into voting for you wtf.

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

author=Gourd_Clae
It was interesting reading what happens in the timeline that Go(ur)d abandons, but I'm going to have to veto the attempt on my life even though I understand the appeal it may have had.

As for who is scum... I don't feel bad about, like, anybody? Ozzy feels like he's coasting and is definitely the kind of person to throw scum partner under the bus day 1. Cap was one of the two people yesterday I was down with killing but he seems too tired to be doing the scumkills

But, the way cave is talking makes me think he could be scum??? Never kill Gourdy it's scum tactics. I could believe that psy was scum I guess but idk why cave would be so sure?

so I guess ozzy, psy, or cave


To be clear, gourd, I am only advocating for your murder because it might be really funny. You, yourself, have the means to nullify this entirely, by beginning to tell the world's funniest joke, right here and now.

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

author=Gourd_Clae
Sorry internet issues guys! When things started looking better I had exams to take care of.

Or at least that's what I would say if cave wasn't trying to kill me!!


YOU'RE RUINING MY OP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

demonlord, please give him a chance. we might be doing the multi-factional win. #solidarity #betrayal

Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)

Psy, I'm going to explain your only path of victory. It relies on Gourd not showing up before the day ends.

Demonlord: Needs Gourd to live to win
Me: needs to Hammer Gourd at some point, and then survive to the endgame.

Remaining players today:

Gourd (1 deathproof)
Cap
Ozzy

Psy
Cave
Demonlord

TODAY, pile votes onto Ozzy or cap. This doesn't work if Gourd shows up. kill whoever survives out of Ozzy/Cap in the night. This leaves us with

Gourd (1 deathproof)

Psy
Cave
Demonlord

You two vote Gourd, I hammer him. this fulfills my win condition as long as i live to the end of the game. Kill Demonlord in the night. This leaves us with

Gourd
Psy
Cave

Since Gourd actually doesn't count as a number with regards to win conditions, this results in a scum win, with me alive so I win, and Gourd alive so demonlord wins.

This is your only path to victory, and it relies on you voting either Ozzy or Cap, Gourd not showing up, and Demonlord cooperating. Otherwise, you will be executed today, and if not today, tomorrow. You can count on me to join you if you vote this way, because the end result sounds funny as fuck. And honestly it's looking pretty possible since Gourd has a history of going AWOL towards the end of the day without voting in this game thus far.