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author=oddRABBIT
Hm, this is unfortunate. I guess I'll die.

...Not. Unfortunately...

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And I'm Kirito.

That isn't a roleclaim, or whatever, but... it certainly is interesting I chose that video specifically.

Anyways, keep it in mind before you kill me.

author=LockeZ
I am here, and I am Schist. The only way to win is to never vote for me because if I'm attacked I turn into Pazuzu and explode.

...There's not a single person in this game who is going to understand that joke, because half of you weren't in the Pazuzu game, the other half of you haven't played Chrono Trigger, it's a really obscure reference even if you did, and the enemy's name doesn't even appear in the SNES version of the game.

OK so look there's an enemy in 65 million BC called a Schist, it's just a rock with eyes, and it's harmless at the beginning of the fight. But if you attack it, it transforms into a volcano enemy named Pahoehoe, and starts spewing fire at everyone. The reason none of you remember that is because there's a bug in Chrono Trigger's SNES version that prevents its name from updating properly in the battle menu when it transforms, so the game always calls it a Schist for the entire battle, even after it transforms. And the DS version retranslated the enemy names. So the only way you would know that is if you played the PSX version and looked it up in the bestiary. But I swear it's a clever pun because it sounds like Pazuzu, which was an imaginary role that Cavedog fake-claimed as in a mafia game once.

So anyway I'm not actually whatever I said I was, that was a lie.