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introverts are just assholes who resent having to waste their precious time on other people. Extrovertas are assholes who can't stand being alone and make everyone do what they want
Atom Pulsar and the Rust...
A surreal adventure on a nearly deserted island!

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Gammak the Mascot

Gammak was my entry in the mascot contest. I went through a lot of sketched before posting his design. Anyway, while purging old art, I found these. Figured they'd be better served in your hands, rather than the garbage bin.

Enjoy!



I pointedly didn't want to post this, as it's a bit cheeky for a contest. Works out after the fact, I guess!

Request Time! Mystic Might Templar Knights!


TEMPLAR KNIGHTS MYSTIC MIGHT

This is the Request Time. You REQUEST it, I DRAW it. Everyone's favourite time of year. Now, prepare yourselves!


If you're unfamiliar with Templar Knights, take a gander down memory lane...
Issue 1
Issue 2
Templar Knight Request Time
(the art is over here, at the moment.)

Rita MacNeil is back for blood, and only the All-New Mystic Might Templar Knights can stop her!
Now that Simon (a retired Red Knight) has sought out 4 Teenagers With Attitude, the planet may be saved!

Meanwhile, Rita MacNeil has revived her long lost blood brother, Lord Edd (Eddie Rabbitt). Together, they have forged a whole new army to take over New Covenant City!
First order of business is to create their own Teenaged Heroes to level the playing field!



Request Forms
This is first come, first served. I will add slots when these are filled; but they will be for Rita's generals.

Mystic Might Templar Knights (Good Guys)
Name: (human name)
Mystic Power: (special attack(s))
Weapon of Choice:
Attitude: (you're a Teenager with Attitude! What is it?)
(Your Knight colour and form will be assigned by me.)

Magic Might Nega-Knights (Bad Guys)
Name: (human name)
Magic Power: (special attack(s))
Weapon of Choice:
Attitude: (you're a Teenager with Attitude! What is it?)
(Your Magic colour and form will be assigned by me.)

Rita MacNeil's Generals
Name:
Description:
Special Attacks: (at least 3)
Name/Theme-Related Puns: (at least 3. You can't fight the Good Guys without lame one liners. It's just not done!)

Rita MacNeil's Mooks (Mass-Produced soldiers. There is only 1 slot for this!)
Name:
Description:
Fighting Style:
Vocabulary: (the mooks always have a sound or single word they jibber during battle.)



Sign Ups

Mystic Might Templar Knights
1. Kerry Darling - Liberty
2. Blaise - pianotm
3. Adam "Mad Narwhal" O'Finch - dragonfly
4. Winston Miller - OzzyTheOne

Magic Might Nega-Knights
1.
2.
3. Gracie Evensen - Bart_Sol
4. Malcolm Dunbar - oddRABBIT

Rita MacNeil's Generals
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. Vibron - Karn
...(more later once all are filled, if needed)

Rita MacNeil's Mooks
1.

Random Comic Generator

So, this is awesome. It kills me. Lets all kill each other.


It's the Cyanide & Happiness' Random Comic Generator!

Post your results!

Also, maybe keep NSFW stuff off the site... haha



Other Generators
5-Card Nancy
Garfield Generator
Calvin and Markov

Inktober 2017



Official 2017 Prompts
1. Swift
2. Divided
3. Poison
4. Underwater
5. Long
6. Sword
7. Shy
8. Crooked
9. Screech
10. Gigantic
11. Run
12. Shattered
13. Teeming
14. Fierce
15. Mysterious
16. Fat
17. Graceful
18. Filthy
19. Cloud
20. Deep
21. Furious
22. Trail
23. Juicy
24. Blind
25. Ship
26. Squeak
27. Climb
28. Fall
29. United
30. Found
31. Mask
Alternate / Old Lists

Even though Inktober hasn't started yet; figured I'd post this up for everyone interested.
I'm going to be doing another Bitter Skeleton adventure for mine.
Here's my 2016 attempt; https://m.imgur.com/a/nNB7Z

Feel free to post your work here -- I will be! -- and we can motivate each other!

Bun-Bo Forum RPG

Remember Bun-Bo Comic? or the Bun-Bo Christmas? (Forget about Order & Chaos for a minute. My laptop is dead, and it'll be hell to complete that topic without a PC)

The name of the game is "Toon". It's a RPG where you are a cartoon character! The rules, and character creation info are...HERE.
Or, learn as you play.

Our setting here is the Bun-Bo world. It is a world of cute animals, and crazy weirdos from other realities. Bun-Bo and pre-existing characters are OFF LIMITS. We're going to create new things here, and expand the Bun-Bo mythos!

Main Cast
Marla "Nande" the Martian- played by pianotm
0 Plot Points



HP: 12

Muscle: 4
Zip: 3
Smarts: 5
Chutzpah: 5


Description: Female Martian: she looks like a regular human teenager, except her skin is green, she has antennae sticking out of her upper forehead and her eyes are big and black. She is wearing a hot skirt and cheerleader shirt (M U on the chest.). Both shirt and skirt are red any lettering is white with black borders.

Natural Enemies: Men in Black and her overprotective parents.

Beliefs: 1: I'm so cute everyone should like me!
2: My parents are always wrong! "Do your advanced astrophysics! Settle down with a nice megalomaniac! Conquer Earth!" None of that sounds cool at all!

Goal: 1: Find a UFO repairman (there are none on Earth) and get home.
2: Get the hot Mars Ball team captain to ask me to the prom!

Possessions: Paper & Pencil
Bottle of Perfume
Lipstick
Mirror
Chewing Gum
Ray Gun (non-lethal)
Ukelele
Gizmo
Pocket Calculator
Astronomy Textbook
Handful of Wires
Grandma's Ashes
Forks x20
Metal Trays x20
Jet Fuel (cafeteria food) x20
1x Calculus Nerd
+Mysterious Box

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 4

Zip Skills:
Dodge 9
Drive Vehicle 3
Fire Gun 7
Jump 5
Ride 3
Run 6
Swim 3

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 9
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 7
Resist Fast-Talk 8
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 5
Track/Cover Tracks 7

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 5
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Shtick:
Invisibility 6
Teleport 6
Bag of Many Things 5


Janna Ariav - played by AtiyaTheSeeker
19 Plot Points



HP - 7
Muscle - 4
Zip - 4
Smarts - 3 (+4)
Chutzpah - 3 (+4)

Species: Lion
Job: Cook (and part-time Adventurer)
Description: A wild-child hero with an appetite for adventure and food alike!
Natural Enemies: Villains & Hyenas
Beliefs: "Nothing tasted, nothing savored!"
Goals: Defeat villains, enjoy tasty meals and beverages.

Normal Items: Lunch, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Marbles, Bottle of Perfume.
Unusual Items: Boxing Gloves, Sleepy Time Pills, Groucho Marx Disguise.
Custom Unusual Item: Super-Hot Spices.
+Sack of Red Hot Chili Peppers
+Mysterious Box

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door - 6
Climb - 4
Fight - 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing - 5
Throw - 5

Zip Skills:
Dodge - 7
Drive Vehicle - 4
Fire Gun - 4
Jump - 6
Ride - 4
Run - 6
Swim - 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden - 6
Identify Dangerous Thing - 5
Read - 4
Resist Fast Talk - 4
See/Hear/Smell - 6
Set/Disarm Trap - 3
Track/Cover Tracks - 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast Talk - 3
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods - 3
Sleight of Hand - 6
Sneak - 6


Franny Fox, the fennec fox - played by pyrodoom
12 Plot Points



Hit Points: 11

Attributes
Muscle: 4
Zip: 3
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 4




Description
Franny Fox is a chubby fennec fox standing at a short 3 feet 4 inches and weighing around 130 pounds, with orange fur, blue eyes, a tail just barely shorter than she is tall, sharp claws, and ginger, neck-length headfur with a bang covering one of her eyes. Franny wears a loose, purple jacket over a snug, black t-shirt and black combat boots. Finally, she has an emerald earstud in her left ear.


Natural Enemies
Rabbits, Robots, and Goody-two-shoes/heroes


Beliefs & Goals
Belief: I'm no dumb goody-two-shoes - nice girls finish last after all~

Goals: 1. Ruin other people's day, having as much fun as possible doing it.
2. Get something to eat - doesn't have to be much, and if it intersects with goal one, even better.


Possessions
Normal Possessions: Gun, Chewing Gum, Bottle of Perfume, Mirror
Unusual Possessions: Gizmo, Skateboard, Cellphone
Custom Unusual Possessions: Baseball Bat
+Rusty 666 Key
+Wooden Sword

Skills

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door: 4
Climb: 5
Fight: 5
Pick Up Heavy Thing: 4
Throw: 4

Zip Skills:
Dodge: 3
Drive Vehicle: 3
Fire Gun: 6
Jump: 3
Ride: 3
Run: 3
Swim: 3

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden: 5
Identify Dangerous Thing: 4
Read: 3
Resist Fast-Talk: 6
See/Hear/Smell: 7
Set/Disarm Trap: 3
Track/Cover Tracks: 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk: 8
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods: 4
Sleight of Hand: 4
Sneak: 9

Shticks
Quick Disguise
Stretching


Parmesan Barnes - played by MrChears
+17 Plot Points

HP: 7


and her pet dog...



Asudem - played by Frogge
+8 Plot Points


HP: 9 (-3)

Muscle: 4
Zip: 1
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 6

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 4
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 4

Zip Skills:
Dodge 1
Drive Vehicle 1
Fire Gun 1
Jump 1
Ride 1
Run 1
Swim 1

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 3
Identify Dangerous Thing 3
Read 3
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 3
Set/Disarm Trap 3
Track/Cover Tracks 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 6

Description:
Asudam is totally not Medusa trying to blend in at school. Nope. She does not have snake hair, you are only imagining things. And she totally can't turn people to stone. No one can do that. Asudam is a perfectly normal girl.

Natural Enemies: Spartan heroes. Those darn spartan heroes! Also guys with abs. They remind Asudam of spartan heroes.

Beliefs: Asudam believes that turning people to stone is impossible and so is having snake hair.

Goal: To blend in and be a normal student.

Possessions:
Lunch, Paper and Pencil, Chewing gum, Umbrella, School Bag, Notebook, Chocolate chip cookies

Shtick:
-Hypnosis


Rosa Dhalv - played by Delsin
+38 Plot Points

HP: 12 (-5)
Muscle: 3
Zip: 4
Smarts: 2
Chutzpah: 6

Description:


Beliefs and Goals:
Belief: The ends justify the means...sometimes...ok, there's some things Rosa don't do. Like what you're thinking right now.
Goal: Become the most popular girl in school! While...squeaking by in a few classes.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 6
Fight 3
Pick Up Heavy Thing 3
Throw 3

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 7
Jump 4
Ride 4
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts:
Hide/Spot Hidden 7
Identify Dangerous Thing 4
Read 4
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 2
Set/Disarm Trap 2
Track/Cover Tracks 2

Chutzpah:
Fast-Talk 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 9
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Inventory:
Picture of Family, Bagpipes, Pocketknife, Pencil & Paper, Skateboard, Hair Growth Potion, Nightstick (1d6 damage), Dynamite (1d6 damage).
+Lunch

Hahn McAvian - played by anyone

HP: 12
Muscle: 5
Zip: 2
Smarts: 6
Chutzpah: 6

Description: A haggard-looking rooster, slouched over with the weight of sleepless fatigue on his shoulders. Working the graveyard shift at the cemetery leaves this rooster to attempt sleeping during the noisiest time of day.

Beliefs & Goals: Dreaming is life's only joy. Do anything to sleep.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 6
Climb 6
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 5
Throw 8

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 8
Identify Dangerous Thing 6
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 7
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 6
Track/Cover Tracks 6

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 8

Inventory:
Sleeping Mask, Sleeping Cap, Ear Plugs, Cracker Snack, Pillow of Feathers, Sleeping Pills, Alarm Clock, Chamomile Tea

Natural Enemies:
Foxes, the Sun


Moose and Killian - played by anyone
Moose the Mouse
HP: 12
Muscle: 6
Zip: 4
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 2

Description:
A puffy-chested, burly armed mouse, with a tough little face. Despite being as small as a mouse, he is actually really strong. Bench pressing mouse traps in his spare time, Moose earned his better-than-you attitude.

Beliefs & Goals:
Believes that he is #1, and that everyone else is inferior. He'll go out of his way to prove this fact, standing firm to any challenge given to him or made by him. His goal is to prove how much better he is than everyone else, including Killian. He is also a mouse, and seeks cheese when possible.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 9
Climb 7
Fight 9
Pick Up Heavy Thing 9
Throw 8

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 4
Run 5
Swim 7

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 3
Identify Dangerous Thing 3
Read 3
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 7
Track/Cover Tracks 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 2
Sleight of Hand 2
Sneak 2

Shtick:
Pet / Sidekick

Natural Enemies:
Cats, mostly.

Possessions:
Matches, String, Pistol, Water Balloon, US President Reagan Mask, Eggbeater, Banjo, Itching Powder.

Killian the Parakeet
HP: 12
Muscle: 3
Zip: 2
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 6

Description:
Slow-witted, and disarmingly charming, this parakeet stands diminutively beside his cherished pal, Moose. Killian is a head shorter than Moose, and a tad shy about it.

Beliefs & Goals:
Everyone is equal. No one is particularly special, and everyone deserves fair treatment. Killian is very shy, and doesn't speak his mind very often. Instead deferring to sheepishly following Moose. Both for protection and because he admires Killian's boldness. His goal is to enjoy life, and find comfort in the simple pleasures, like food and relaxation.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 3
Fight 3
Pick Up Heavy Thing 3
Throw 3

Zip Skills:
Dodge 2
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 2
Jump 2
Ride 2
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 5
Identify Dangerous Thing 5
Read 5
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 9
Set/Disarm Trap 3
Track/Cover Tracks 7

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 9
Sneak 9

Natural Enemies:
Cats, mostly.


Princess Kenny the Frog - played by anyone

HP: 8
Muscle: 4
Zip: 5
Smarts: 3
Chutzpah: 6

Description:
A lazy-looking, easy-going frog. There's a lackadaisical glaze in his eyes, and a permanently lulling tongue poking from his mouth.

Beliefs & Goals:
Work is bad. Whenever possible, get someone else to do work for you. Goal is to avoid challenges, unless the reward is flies or bugs to eat. Trying to eat bugs is the only reason to live.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 5
Climb 6
Fight 5
Pick Up Heavy Thing 4
Throw 5

Zip Skills:
Dodge 8
Drive Vehicle 5
Fire Gun 5
Jump 9
Ride 5
Run 5
Swim 9

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 7
Identify Dangerous Thing 3
Read 4
Resist Fast-Talk 3
See/Hear/Smell 6
Set/Disarm Trap 3
Track/Cover Tracks 3

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 9
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 6

Shtick:
Stretching (Tongue) 5

Natural Enemies:
Snakes, reptiles, birds, flies.

Possessions:
Pea Shooter & Peas, Rope, Squirting Flower, Can of Spray Paint, Bugle, Crazy Eyes Glasses, Bear Trap, Can of Tar.


Flower the Sea Serpent - played by anyone

HP: 10
Muscle: 3
Zip: 4
Smarts: 5
Chutzpah: 4

Description:
A short-little serpent, with two fins on his sides that double as hands. While he is an aquatic creature, he can survive on land, and move like a snake while his head is propped up.

Beliefs & Goals:
Secrets are the greatest currency. At all costs, He will strive to obtain and keep as many secrets as he can. He is a very sly and secretive creature. Goals are to find secrets, learn as much about the world as possible, and to keep the information to himself.

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 3
Climb 3
Fight 7
Pick Up Heavy Thing 3
Throw 3

Zip Skills:
Dodge 5
Drive Vehicle 4
Fire Gun 4
Jump 4
Ride 4
Run 4
Swim 6

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 5
Identify Dangerous Thing 5
Read 9
Resist Fast-Talk 5
See/Hear/Smell 7
Set/Disarm Trap 7
Track/Cover Tracks 6

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 6
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 5
Sneak 8

Shtick:
Teleport 5

Natural Enemies:
Fisherman, hunters, other mythological monsters.

Possessions:
Pencil & Paper, Lit Lightbulb, Pictures of Family, Can of Spray Paint, Butterfly Net, Hair Growth Bottle, Genie Bottle, Actual Giant Mallet


Moodonna Funbags the Cow - played by anyone

HP: 11
Muscle: 2
Zip: 2
Smarts: 4
Chutzpah: 5

Description:
She's a hip cow. Always trying her best to pose in a cool way so people will think, "wow, what a cool cow!" She even has some catchphrases, like "Milk it!", "Total Lactose!" and other equally milk-oriented sentences. She dresses in a mini skirt above her udders, sunglasses, and slicked back hair. Around her neck hangs a designer cowbell.

Beliefs & Goals:
The most important thing in life is what people think of you. She will do everything in her power to be cool, or get people to like her. Goals are to get people to take Selfie pics with her so she can post them onto her Toonbook page for Likes. Whatever that means... #moo!

Muscle Skills:
Break Down Door 4
Climb 2
Fight 4
Pick Up Heavy Thing 2
Throw 2

Zip Skills:
Dodge 4
Drive Vehicle 6
Fire Gun 5
Jump 3
Ride 3
Run 4
Swim 4

Smarts Skills:
Hide/Spot Hidden 4
Identify Dangerous Thing 4
Read 4
Resist Fast-Talk 4
See/Hear/Smell 5
Set/Disarm Trap 4
Track/Cover Tracks 4

Chutzpah Skills:
Fast-Talk 7
Pass/Detect Shoddy Goods 6
Sleight of Hand 6
Sneak 6

Shtick:
Bag of Many Things 5

Natural Enemies:
Farmer, Pig, Chicken

Possessions:
Bottle of Perfume, Umbrella, Newspaper, Bucket, Smartphone ("I have an app for that!") Gizmo, Creampie, Skateboard, Giant Inflatable Balloon Mallet


Season 1
Episode 1 - Rock-a-Bye Rooster
Episode 2 - Cross Railroading
Episode 3 - How to Stay Awake
Episode 4 - I'm Fine, Harem You?
Episode 5 - Home Invasion

Season 2
Episode 1 - A Critical Fail
Episode 2 - Toonquest

If you make a character, PM me your results, and we'll discuss any changes I may need, or questions you may have. Also, if you make a character; ONLY you have access to it.
If you do not create a character, fear not: I'll roll a random one for you!

Let's Improv! A Comedy Forum Game

Forum Game
The Trouble of the Three Whatevers
Set up a simple scenario. Like, they are at a party because their mom said they have to.
The two have to leave but can't leave first because it'll hurt the first person's feelings. The third has to try and make them stay.

Let's Comedy Improv! A Forum Game

Hey all, I'm studying comedy right now, and came across an interesting exercise and theory that blew my mind! I'd love to share it with you all via a fun little forum game.

It involves a small group of players, and will be a written RP of sorts. As such, there will be a few rules, and a turn order.

RP Rules
• Stay in character
• Post in turn order
• Each post is to be no longer or shorter than 10-50 words. We want each post to be an action, no inner dialogue, monologues, or long-winded debates.
• Keep it family-friendly, so we're not shoveled into NSFW territory
• No images, or OOC posting once the game begins.

Improv Rules
Here's something I'm learning, and it's taking me a long time to. So let's see if I can sum it up for you:
The key to comedy is an average guy or gal, dealing with insurmountable odds, without the tools necessary​ to deal with the problem, and yet never giving up hope!
Consider this: The scenario is a room full of people with guns. For an action movie we would put Chuck Norris in there. For a comedy, use Woody Allen.
You're already laughing! How would they deal with the problem? Chuck Norris would enter the room and already have half of them decapitated, then kick a gun into the throat of another--before we can count a beat, they're all down.
Woody Allen on the other hand, well, he's a neurotic, cowardly, nervous mess. But he's got wit. "Oh, oh my, d-don't shoot! I'm a bleeder! Look, it'll ruin this good rug..."

The character you're righting or acting, has the right to win. Considering their own world views, philosophies or experiences, they have the right to win. They would attempt to solve the problem, clinging to hope, using their own skill set (which is lacking in what they NEED) to solve the problem.

In Big, Tom Hanks has to try and reverse the curse of suddenly turning from a 13 year old boy, to a 30 year old. Without being witty, he tries to solve this problem by first returning to the carnival and finding the gypsy machine. Then trying to convince his mom that he's her son. Her reality is that an out of breath 30 year old man, in sweat pants no less, has barged into her house. She reacts in a way that allows her to win (assuming he's a crazy rapist or some-such, attempts to defend herself, to get him to leave, to call the police). And it becomes this funny scene, because both characters act honestly. They reveal themselves as who they are. And who they are, is not perfect.

Even if the hero is a Hero, to be funny, s/he needs to be ill-equipped for the situation. In One Piece there are laughs aplenty, because the characters stick to their own moral compasses, act in ways to make their own agenda succeed; and are usually without a solution to a problem. Ussop lies at every turn to make himself look better, Zorro has no sense of direction in life or in reality, and Luffy's only solution to any problem is to punch it. These characters, and the rest, all have crippling flaws for action heroes but they never give up and cling to hope. Hope is the heart of comedy.

The essence of being funny isn't saying something silly or witty. It's being completely honest about who you are, discarding social inhibitions.
Therefore, let your character act like how your character would act. Don't be afraid to look like an idiot, or mess up, or seem odd. Because in reality that's what humans are. We drop things, trip, forget names at just the wrong moment, fail to notice something, or even fart.

Another thing to remember is that knowledge is a skill. A character without the knowledge that there's a murderer behind them, and believing that they are totally alone is potential for drama or terror. But if the character farts lengthily, or something totally off-putting socially; maybe the murderer has second thoughts? We, the audience, laugh because we can see two characters being truthful to themselves and the situation. Regardless, the murderer wouldn't give up. He wants to murder. The other person would continue to try to relax. The murderer waves away the stench and leans forward for the kill, but then the other person kicks back his recliner, unknowingly smacking the murderer in the groin with the chair.
This can go on and on as long as neither give up hope or the situation is made clear. As soon as the relaxer notices the killer, the comedy is over.


This forum game is an experiment. It may not work, but let's try.
I'll explain the current scenario and your roles once the sign ups are over.

Sign Ups (only join if you can be active!)
1.
2.
3. (3 players max.)

Request Time! Reverse-Pokemon!

The name of the game is Request Time.
How it works, is easy:
You request it, I draw it.


I am looking to build a host of cameo characters for a webcomic, Phantasos.
If you're okay with that, of course.

WTH is This?
Your character is a human in dreamland... You can retain your human form, or become a fantasy creature. (see list below)
On top of that, your character gets a pet monster/animal (see list below), that can Mind-Link with your character to give him special powers. It's like Reverse-Pokémon!
Here's the main cast of the comic you'll be cameoing in:



Request Sheet:
1. Name/Sex/Age/Physical Description: *I am without a computer, so all art will be black+white.
2. Species:
Options are:
• Human
• Elf
• Toy Elf
• Werewolf
• Merfolk
• Vampire
• Ratfolk
• Lizardfolk
• Troll
• Ogre
• Imp
• Goblin
• Halfling
• Dwarf
• Angel
Catfolk
• Dryad
• Demon
• Efreet

3. Dress style: what kind of clothing style would you like?
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4. Monster Name:
7. Monster-Bestowed Power: eg. Super Strength, Bronze Skin, Flight, Insect Powers, Anime Cat Ears, Elasticity, Drilling Powers, Transparency, Water Blasts, Gravity Control, etc, etc, etc. One power / power set per character.
8. Monster Species:

List of animals... First-come-first-served, no duplicates!
Chipmunk
Dragonfly
Ant
Kangaroo Mouse
Squirrel
Pet Rock
Camel
Sandpiper
Sloth
Kiwi
Bonzai Tree
Chia Pet Head
Chickadee
Can of Motor Oil
Skeleton of a Pig
Ye Olde Telephone
Snapping Turtle
Hermit Crab
Blue Jay
Marmot
Poodle
Chicken
Chameleon
Fox
Red Panda
Pterodactyl
Finch
Mongoose
Raccoon
Slug
Bandicoot
Honey Badger
Cat
• Dog
• Caterpillar/Moth
• Budgie

• Mole
• Bat
• Donkey
• Marmoset
• Bunny
• Moose
• Polar Bear
• Tiger
• Prairie Dog
• Opossum


That's it! I'll limit the list to 10 people, and when those are done, open it up for more if there's interest.

Sign Ups:
1. pianotm - Lea
2. Sooz - Emmylou Ramidez
3. dorien1010 - Sven Andersen
4. Liberty - Imyrrna
5. Shinan - Khoran Brokenshield
6. Kylaila - Ssonath
7. Hikitsune-Red - Fáelán Fionn
8. ESBY - Voight
9. JosephSeraph - Momomo
10. oddRABBIT - Clavis Cognizan
11. OzzyTheOne - Oswald Pyotrowich
12. Gourd_Clae - Diesel
13. Kenock - Branch Breitling
14. Dudesoft - Gus Gould
15. Necrile - Alex Grambell
16. Hexatona - Freya Montblanc
17. LockeZ - Jebediah Cornwall
17. Pydo - Trizzle the Tired
18. Seiromem - Calusio Darinheart
19. Kat - Selene
20. Punkitt - Pippi Longscoat
21. halibabica - Figginan
22. Altered - Lincoln Anthony Solomonowicz
23. TungerManU - Olof Alexandersson
24. Chibievil - Chibae
25. Bart_Sol - Miles Arisson
26. Mirak - Ellias Oldoak
27. Trihan - Zanzar Duraya
28. FlyingJester - Gilroy "Gillie" Brenner
29. Caminator18 - wip

Example:
1. Name/Sex/Age/Physical Description: Liz, Female, 20-something. She's an angsty, lithe girl with an attitude.
2. Species: Human
3. Dress style: Skater Punk
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4. Monster Name: Deme
7. Monster-Bestowed Power: Impervious Lungs
8. Monster Species: Chipmunk


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Cameo Cast

Lea and Ivy


Liz and Deme


Emmylou Ramirez and Samothrace


Sven Andersen and Buck


Imyrrna and B-J


Khoran Brokenshield and Urghurghurghur


Ssonath and Serenity


Fáelán Fionn and Tenzing


Wilds Voight and Skip


Momomo and Melmond


Clavis Cognizan and Inquis


Oswald Pyotrowich and Kiv'Rus


Diesel and Sol



Branch and Kelker


Gus Gould and Bacchus


Alex Grambell and Necrile


Freya Montblanc and Jinkies


Jebediah Cornwall and Babyback


Trizzle the Tired and Nutter


Calusio Darinheart and Slick


Selene and Fade


Pippi Longscoat and a sloth


Figginan and 'Torts (short for ReTorts)


Lincoln Anthony Solomonowicz and Dwight


Olof Alexandersson and August


Chibae and Squeak


Miles Arisson and Kiba


Ellias Oldoak and Woodmire


Zanzar Duraya and Tweedle


Gilroy "Gillie" Brenner and Marley

Dungeons vs. DRAG-Marines 69k - No DRAG's Die

Dungeons vs. DRAG-Marines 69k is the future setting of the 'DDQ' game. It is so far in the distant future, that the legendary adventurers of Dungeons & Drag-Queens are long forgotten.
This is a high-tech, science fiction world, where the DRAG-Marine forces are locked in an ongoing galactic campaign against the vile Dungs.
The DRAG-Marines are explorers and frontiermen, while the Dungeons are destroyers and conquerors.


How to Play

Simple. I, the wise and powerful DM (DRAG Master) will tell you the story. It is your job to tell me what you'd like to attempt to do.
Your characters will gain Levels by collecting EXP. Each Level growth costs the current Level's #. (LVL2 to LVL3, requires 2 EXP)
At each Level, you will gain access to the DRAG-HQ database, and allowed to pick 1 tech upgrade to your suit. This 'evolution' is achieved by use of Nanobots. You have 99 Nanobot capsules in your suits.


There is currently room for 3 players, more will open if possible.

DRAG-Units
DM - NeverSilent (The Turtle) LVL2 (EXP:1)
Inventory
10x Space Screws
1 Thermal Shield Panel
1 Energy Core (1/2 charge)
1 Tank of Oxygen (24 hour use)
33 Sprockets of varying size
2 Sprocket Blades
2 Grenades
2 Dungeon Pearls

DRAG-Suit #3688 (Blue Chrome w/ White Lights)
2 Hip-Mounted High-Action Assault Plasma Guns
COMM Unit (world-wide communication)
Hyperdrive Repair Kit
Jetpack (50-ft charge, solar powered)


DM - Ozzy (The Tank) LVL2 (EXP:1)
Inventory
10 Platinum Axes

DRAG-Suit #3712 (Green)
Local Area COMM
Plasma-Katana
Collapsible 120mm Plasma Cannon (After 4 shots, 1 Turn cool-down)

Dungeon Vocabulary
Warrior

Beg for Kindness... And I will draw.

International Kindness Day



I love to draw, and that means, I love to draw for you.
All of you.



Yet, there is only a tiny spark of kindness in my heart.
So, I cannot possibly draw for all of you.



That leaves us with one option.
YOU MUST BEG!



Send me a tear-filled reason that I should draw for you. The more sadness, the better.
I'd prefer if these were entirely fictitious and outlandish as possible. Otherwise I will legit feel sad and want to draw for you anyway.

The Winner Will Receive
One act of kindness. I will draw for you, to mend your troubled heart. What that drawing is, will be entirely decided at random. This is a random act of kindness, after all.

Story of Cute

Hello, and welcome! Story of Cute is a super-simple style I've been developing for a while now, which consists of minimalist lines, floating heads, and curvy shapes.

The Story of Cute
The origin of this style

Video Games of Cute


Dungeons & Drag-Queens of Cute


Pokémon Red+Blue of Cute


Pokémon Silver+Gold of Cute


Megaman of Cute