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The biggest conspiracy is that he ever left.
* Meanwhile, in a secret base far off the Cayman Islands… *
Assistant: *suddenly busts in the room* …Sir! They’re on to us! They know about Project Kentonus!
Director: Ah, yes… “Project Kentonus”…an experimental procedure to clone the original Kentona and replace him with an almost perfect replica of the real thing to say and do what we please… How could I possibly forget such a divine creation!?
Assistant: I-I think they’re starting to realize that the Kentona that they see online is NOT the real thing.
Director: Impossible...! The way that it talks, the way that it moves - the way that it picks teams in the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs…! How could one not notice the difference between the two - they’re perfectly similar; I made sure of it!
Director: No matter… Perhaps it it time for Alpha Protcol Seven to commence…!
Assistant: “Alpha…Protocol…Seven???”
Director: - Yes…! Find the infidels, like ESBY...and eliminate them at all costs before they spread more misinformation and ruin our perfect plan!
Assistant: Understood. *begins to walk away from the alter, then suddenly stops to turn around and comes back*
Assistant: I-If you don’t mind me asking, sir…what is this…“perfect plan” of yours, anyway???
Director: That’s simple.
Assistant: ?
Director: The real Kentona was too soft, too…easy-going in nature to mould into a perfect battle hardened leader for chaos and despair…! If he could not lead himself - nor his troops - into a struggle for Indie Game Making supremacy - then we shall do the next best thing: Replace the real Kentona with an almost perfect replica of himself - willing to do our bidding! Once every one has begun to fall in line with this new Kentona’s vision for the future instead of that “useless Aussie woman” running the show, then we can slowly corrupt and capture the rest of the ranks and replace them all with almost perfect replicas too. It’s perfect!!!
Assistant: This all sounds so rather complicated - and VERY expensive…
Director: Thank GOD that the Tax Payers have deep enough pockets to pay for such stupid shit like this...
Assistant: …
Director: - Now go...! Go and eliminate ESBY and the other infidels! We must continue to keep the rest of RMN in the dark about this. If news should ever break out about this…!
Assistant: I can assure you that they will be dealt with rather swiftly and that NO one else will know about this. *double cocks his shotgun before beginning to walk away and leave the scene*
Director: Good... Very good... *turns around and slowly walks to look on overhead from afar from his very large window*
Director: …A world of almost perfect replicas…
Director: …shall soon be a world that I shall be a part of!!!
* Insert maniacal laughter and slow cut to black *
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And we’re counting on you to find him!
Rumor has it that the original Kentona is still alive somewhere, waiting to be rescued by a noble prince… But first, you must find the Giant's Wizard Key in order to release him from his prison which is somewhere buried deep within in a frozen land… Good luck.
Rumor has it that the original Kentona is still alive somewhere, waiting to be rescued by a noble prince… But first, you must find the Giant's Wizard Key in order to release him from his prison which is somewhere buried deep within in a frozen land… Good luck.
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