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today I learned that marsbars are real

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kentona
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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*snickers*
Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
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author=kentona
*snickers*


*crunch* Aha! Ahy gheb ib! *munch*
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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Nothing is real. All existence is an illusion preventing you from achieving enlightenment.
Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
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But really, Sooz, is enlightenment all that great?
It's not as great as bacon, regardless of whether or not it's truly real.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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You can't taste Mars bars in enlightenment, so no.
You know how some people think wrestling is real, or thought that the tooth fairy was real until they were 16?

I'm like the opposite of that. I keep finding things I thought were fake or a joke are real. I thought that Marsbars were like the "John Doe" of candy bars, a name you used when you didn't want to use a real candy bar name. I still have never seen one in real life, either O.o
Just wait until you learn that deep-fried Mars bars are a thing.

Best thing Scotland ever produced.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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LOL at Kentona. Snickers are made by Mars, Incorporated. So, technically, they're also Mars bars.
kentona
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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next you'll be telling me that M&M stands for "Mars & Mars"

and don't feel too bad. I thought Siberia was a small remote province in the north east of Russia for the longest time, until I learned that it is like 2/3rds of Russia!
I think one of the M's could be Mars. Who knows about the other. Maybe it's Maybelline?
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Nope. It's Mars & Mars. I don't know why.
kentona
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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It's the guy who started the Mars company and his dad or uncle or somesuch. Mars is his last name.
Discussing Newton and Leibniz I realized Newton candy things are a thing.
I believe we only had Leibniz cookies!
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