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Reality is a lovely place...but I wouldn't want to live there~♪
Hiya, I'm Gourdy!
I'm a chill guy with a Kingdom Hearts-esque avatar.
I absolutely adore video games!
I'd also say I'm a fairly decent writer.
If there's one thing I like to do, it's talk!
So, don't be afraid to say hello~<3 I won't bite.
::Gallery Stats::
::Most Quoted::
1. CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
2. Liberty, LockeZ and ivoryjones 5
3. kentona, Marrend, sooz, unity and nhubi 4
::People who are quoted 2x in a row::
::People quoted and how often::
::Gourd's Favorite Quotes Gallery::
" I'm sorry baby Cthulu, I didn't mean to make you cry! "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" Kids these days! Always ' I wanna design video games! '
Why don't they ever choose a respectable job like Firefighter, Police, or a Porn star?! "
--- Some Old Hag ---
" I hold grudges. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil? "
--- Leophard ---
" Quoting Galore~ (totes not stolen from gourd~) "
--- ivoryjones, in her carbon copy of my Quoting Gallery ---
" They keep talking about killing me. I think I like that. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" Tiny wolverines in your underwear. "
--- Trihan ---
" Where am I going to go seduce old guys now "
--- Strangeluv ---
" Ocelot is not a bishounen!!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" One year closer to when giraffe marriage is finally legalized "
--- LockeZ ---
" One can never have too much brownies. "
--- King Arthur, irc ---
" OVERMODERATION IS KILLING THE NANNY STATE THAT IS RMN! "
--- Kentona ---
" I'm going to skip over the deep conversation on language and just post what I got when I did it.
Typed in: Dude, where's my car?
Got back: Hello, car.
Apparently I found my car while waiting for that to finish translating. "
--- Neverm0re ---
" when your ban, your ban so hard even your gender is purged from having ever existed "
--- Max McGee ---
" need more dominatrix nessy fanart "
--- Karsuman ---
" Gourd_Clae :: Erm, look at the comments on the video. Like 100,00 people think she's cute
Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: 100,000 people are also murderers and Dracula, statistically "
--- IRC, debate about YouTube singer's looks ---
" Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: people who put things in their coffee
CAVE_DOG _IS_BACK :: are terrorists. basically. "
--- IRC ---
" Kaiterra :: I mean what's Facebook basically?
thatbennyguy :: an empty cup. "
--- IRC ---
" Gourd_Clae :: Also, she's kind of chubby, but still really sexy, Clareain.
InfectionFiles :: More cushion for the pushin'! "
--- Random Art Topic ---
" It's too bad they couldn't keep things calmer. It would have been nice if the strike had only been...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
... a miner incident. "
--- LockeZ, regarding miners ---
" You make me cry pincushions. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "
--- Pyramid_Head ---
" Today's user title is brought to you by the letter N "
--- Link_2112 ---
" Life is turn based. Your turn. "
--- ivoryjones ---
" Everybody starts a noob. "
--- Craze ---
" I was viciously gangstalked by a group of ducks today. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" Gourdy keeps the last dodo in his basement. "
--- CyberDagger ---
" I guess some people are part of this new anti-capitalizing-i movement... "
--- Deckiller ---
" Gourd_Clae secretly fantasizes about Roxas topping him- and getting circumcised by the broken glass lining his anus :P "
--- BurningTyger ---
" I talk to people on IRC, therefore I am. "
--- Solarlune ---
" most people i know have flat boobs "
--- ivoryjones ---
" Sometimes, when you absolutely need to beat a motherfucker, you need to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker. "
--- Random Youtube Comment ---
" Ivoryjones:: WHATS YO DICK LIKE
Ivoryjones:: HOMIE "
--- IRC ---
" motherfucking plants in your motherfucking houses... "
--- Liberty ---
" God gives the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers. "
--- Some Smart Person ---
" I should have known those "business trips" were nothing but an excuse to have hot, steamy gam mak with another community! "
--- Adon237 ---
" Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that the more you have, the longer you live. "
--- kentona ---
" Y'know what? You guys are alright sometimes. "
--- Isrieri ---
" RMN being fast again feels... so weird! Really happy that everything's loading pretty quickly now since RMN was growing so slow that it was depressing. I almost became an alcoholic. "
--- UPRC ---
" Buttered side up again!? "
--- Marrend, on bread beds and their problems ---
" I've always wanted to play as a chicken instead of just feeling like one. "
--- Corfaisus, probably ---
" There are three certainties in life.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. More RMN Bros "
--- UPRC ---
" Aaah okay, ugh my stuff dun look at good now, but oh well D: will see what it turns out like when finito. "
--- NewBlack ---
" Ah, that first helping of Markerscore. There is no going back now! "
--- Marrend ---
" everyone clap for minnow. she's special. she needs it. "
--- Minnow, 2014 ---
" Also, I’d like to personally thank my win on Minnow and Gourd_Clae for not being able to finish Razed are the Powerful in time. Thanks guys. "
--- Little Wing Guy ---
" Kentona MS: 15778
My MS: 15948
I'm the king of the world!
(....for now.) "
--- Deckiller ---
" I don't play by the rules, I'm rude. "
--- Seiromem ---
"Quiet, you! Or a refrigerator will fall on your head!"
--- Marrend ---
" That idea actually sounds extremely sexy. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---
"I hope Liberty likes what I've done with my map..."
--- BurningTyger ---
" Don't take my daily dose of Gam Mak inspiration from me! ..."
--- Unity, with murder in her eyes ---
" WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU YOU AREN'T TYPING LOUD ENOUGH "
--- Ratty524 ---
" Gourd Clae :: bgcghxmbbgj]
YM :: same
Unity :: This is the way the world ends…not with a bang but a bgcghxmbbgj].
Marrend :: The world began with Nu, and it shall end with Nu. This is the truth! This is what I believe! Until a few moments ago.
Kentona :: Looks like someone is trying to make it to the top of the most posts list "
--- In What are You Thinking About Right Now? ---
"A very ugly picture painted with a beautiful brush."
--- Linkeagle Eclipsewalker ---
" Back in the days, reading the manual was like foreplay. It got you in the mood for the "real thing". "
--- Avee ---
"The fact that the arm of a woman is stuck in between the boobs of another is just fantastic and deserves my stamp of approval."
--- InfectionFiles ---
"ive got a science joke too
what do you get when you combine oxygen carbon hydrogen nitrogen and calcium
the answer is you
youre the joke"
--- _________ ---
"Earlier tonight, I killed a spider with a copy of Charlotte's Web. I'm not sure the spider perceived the irony."
--- pianotm ---
" Sorry you've been demoted to demi-god. "
--- nhubi ---
" Can I critique your potato salad? Does it follow the three-celery rule? "
--- Unity ---
" Sorry if I sounded like a weasel or anything, but really... "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---
" I remember when I used to be a dingus, and then I became an Addit. "
--- Addit ---
" Your instructions weren't clear enough. What do I do with the viola? "
--- TungerManU ---
" The whole point of becoming a game developer was so I could get stalked. "
--- kory_toombs ---
" Why is that town excited? "
--- nhubi, who died waiting for an answer ---
" kentona pls "
--- accha ---
" Though seeing someone try to screw their own brain is probably something people would pay good money to see. Not me, people, I'm not people."
--- nhubi ---
" I'd go with drugs, you can explain anything with drugs. "
--- nhubi ---
" I'm excited to skip over that narrative! XD "
--- Merlandese ---
" You're both pretty, precious snowflakes with valid ideas and thoughts so agree to disagree and move on with your lives. "
--- Liberty ---
" hmm. also i thought they said grind up against Gourd which is something else entirely.
"
--- BurningTyger ---
" Holy crap I everything alot."
--- kentona ---
" Happy :: There's a finnish proverb: you shouldn't lick before it drops!
Sooz :: What is the intended meaning behind that? Because all my brain is offering is something to do with testicles and I am 90% sure it's not supposed to be that."
--- CYOR: Mafia Game Thread ---
" I am a serial killer. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK---
" wait, this isn't twitter "
--- Mr_SuNa ---
" why is the enthusiasm of someone's one word greeting something that would tell you their alignment, in any case!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" YEAH! TWO PAGEBREAKS IN A ROW, BITCHES!"
--- llan14 ---
" Yes, I think we'd all like to see a wall of butthurt."
--- pianotm ---
" And oh god don't say etymology you'll summon Xand's ghost."
--- Ebeth ---
" Now I can finally be agourd bgcghxmbbgj] instead of just feeling like one~<3"
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" You are all cruel, cruel people and I love you. ;.;"
--- Liberty ---
" I am Gourd's dad IRL"
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" Believe it or not DubROVnik was my phone autocorrecting DynRPG. "
--- Trihan ---
" One of the better ant-depressants out there. "
--- nhubi ---
" I like the shark dude's tight buns. "
--- suzy_cheesedreams ---
" #NotAllRats "
--- Yellow Magic ---
" ah gees, all you guys got great presents and all I got was coal and a lump of poop to clean up from my cat :( "
--- Linkis ---
" Need to wife her one day. "
--- Dudesoft ---
" You're oddly happy Ilan, a little too happy... "
--- Mr_SuNa ---
" 'It is only 80 more reviews'
Aaaaand we'll be right back with... 'Things Only Nhubi Can Say' after this break! "
--- CashmereCat ---
" "I dream of making a game that will cause the servers of RMN to get even slower >:D "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---
" I'll never go out with a doubleposter!
That's what girl would say. "
--- JJJ7 ---
" Just so we're all on the same page here, I feel like it's important you realize that rocky mountain oysters are not vegan. "
--- LockeZ ---
" KENTONA IF YOU PUT HALF THE ENERGY OF YOUR SARCASTIC POSTS INTO YOUR GAM MAK "
--- slash ---
" Actually, another villain/antagonist type I like is the unpredictable one that just makes you question yourself and your assumptions. Like Cave_Dog, for example. ^.^ "
--- Liberty ---
" What tension? It was a classroom. It was a clock which looks nothing like a bomb. It ticked... wow. Tick tock motherfuckers. "
--- Liberty ---
" Oh, and giving King Solomon the foreskins of a hundred men! What an item gathering quest that would be! "
--- pianotm ---
" it's supposed to be an illegitimate game. if it was not conceived within sin's embrace, it cannot be entered. i'm sorry, my child. your pure heart must be shattered. "
--- Craze ---
" The quantity matters less than how much suck you can remove. "
--- Sooz ---
" We're all so determined to turn unity into Super Satan for some reason. "
--- Red_Nova ---
" Be the kind of person that, when your feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil goes, 'Oh shit, he's up,'"
--- Red_Nova ---
" The posting has only just begun... "
--- InfectionFiles ---
" I won't be on that quote gallery. I'll just keep giving out hugs. "
--- Kylaila ---
" No look, his fetish is completely non-erotic, PG-13 wank material. Don't judge him. "
--- LockeZ ---
" You weren't thinking: You were 12. "
--- Yellow Magic ---
" Tis why I posted it! Join! Please! I need friends. I'm lonely. "
--- Seiromem ---
" You're in for a challenge if you're trying to take the "RMN Town Drunk" title from me. "
--- Pizza ---
" The M is for murders. "
--- Sooz ---
" You're alright, dude. Part of being an adult is doing what the fuck you want. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---
" It's like giving birth to a child, only to then bury the child like you never even had one. "
--- REunfound, on cancelled games ---
" Please excuse me, my brain interpreted Sooz's post as a boss fight "
--- LockeZ ---
" OH NO! WEIRD AND UNFORTUNATE SERVER DESTRUCTION! "
--- unity ---
" One time I made fun of a nerd while he was eating and he ran away crying and I got his pizza. "
--- Sooz ---
" I didnt send you that. Youre worst than... Lets say.... XxXhelazz!! "
--- XxXhelazz ---
http://pile.randimg.net/1/117/91815/Gourdy.png
Hiya, I'm Gourdy!
I'm a chill guy with a Kingdom Hearts-esque avatar.
I absolutely adore video games!
I'd also say I'm a fairly decent writer.
If there's one thing I like to do, it's talk!
So, don't be afraid to say hello~<3 I won't bite.
::Gallery Stats::
::Most Quoted::
1. CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
2. Liberty, LockeZ and ivoryjones 5
3. kentona, Marrend, sooz, unity and nhubi 4
::People who are quoted 2x in a row::
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
ivoryjones
nhubi
Liberty
Red_Nova
ivoryjones
nhubi
Liberty
Red_Nova
::People quoted and how often::
Gourd_Clae 7 (aka Gourd is secretly narcissistic...)
Misc 4
Leophard 1
ivoryjones 5
Trihan 2
Strangeluv 1
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
LockeZ 5
King Arthur 1
kentona 4
Neverm0re 1
Max McGee 1
Karsuman 1
Kaiterra 1
thatbennyguy 1
InfectionFiles 3
Pyramid_Head 1
Link_2112 1
Craze 2
Cyberdagger 1
Deckiller (rip) 2
BurningTyger 3
Solarlune 1
Liberty 5
Adon237 1
Isrieri 1
UPRC 2
Marrend 4
Corfaisus 1
NewBlack 1
Minnow 1
Little Wing Guy 1
Seiromem 2
Feldschlacht IV 2
Ratty524 1
Unity 4
Yellow Magic 3
Avee 1
________ 1
pianotm 3
nhubi 4
karins_soulkeeper 2
Addit 1
TungerManU 1
kory_toombs 1
accha 1
Merlandese 1
Happy 1
Sooz 4
Mr_SuNa 2
llan14 1
Ebeth 1
suzy_cheesedreams 1
Linkis 1
Dudesoft 1
CashmereCat 1
JJJ7 1
slash 1
Red_Nova 2
Kylaila 1
Pizza 1
REunfound 1
XxXhelazz 1
Misc 4
Leophard 1
ivoryjones 5
Trihan 2
Strangeluv 1
CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK 8
LockeZ 5
King Arthur 1
kentona 4
Neverm0re 1
Max McGee 1
Karsuman 1
Kaiterra 1
thatbennyguy 1
InfectionFiles 3
Pyramid_Head 1
Link_2112 1
Craze 2
Cyberdagger 1
Deckiller (rip) 2
BurningTyger 3
Solarlune 1
Liberty 5
Adon237 1
Isrieri 1
UPRC 2
Marrend 4
Corfaisus 1
NewBlack 1
Minnow 1
Little Wing Guy 1
Seiromem 2
Feldschlacht IV 2
Ratty524 1
Unity 4
Yellow Magic 3
Avee 1
________ 1
pianotm 3
nhubi 4
karins_soulkeeper 2
Addit 1
TungerManU 1
kory_toombs 1
accha 1
Merlandese 1
Happy 1
Sooz 4
Mr_SuNa 2
llan14 1
Ebeth 1
suzy_cheesedreams 1
Linkis 1
Dudesoft 1
CashmereCat 1
JJJ7 1
slash 1
Red_Nova 2
Kylaila 1
Pizza 1
REunfound 1
XxXhelazz 1
::Gourd's Favorite Quotes Gallery::
" I'm sorry baby Cthulu, I didn't mean to make you cry! "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" Kids these days! Always ' I wanna design video games! '
Why don't they ever choose a respectable job like Firefighter, Police, or a Porn star?! "
--- Some Old Hag ---
" I hold grudges. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" If the number 666 is considered evil, is 25.8069 the root of all evil? "
--- Leophard ---
" Quoting Galore~ (totes not stolen from gourd~) "
--- ivoryjones, in her carbon copy of my Quoting Gallery ---
" They keep talking about killing me. I think I like that. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" Tiny wolverines in your underwear. "
--- Trihan ---
" Where am I going to go seduce old guys now "
--- Strangeluv ---
" Ocelot is not a bishounen!!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" One year closer to when giraffe marriage is finally legalized "
--- LockeZ ---
" One can never have too much brownies. "
--- King Arthur, irc ---
" OVERMODERATION IS KILLING THE NANNY STATE THAT IS RMN! "
--- Kentona ---
" I'm going to skip over the deep conversation on language and just post what I got when I did it.
Typed in: Dude, where's my car?
Got back: Hello, car.
Apparently I found my car while waiting for that to finish translating. "
--- Neverm0re ---
" when your ban, your ban so hard even your gender is purged from having ever existed "
--- Max McGee ---
" need more dominatrix nessy fanart "
--- Karsuman ---
" Gourd_Clae :: Erm, look at the comments on the video. Like 100,00 people think she's cute
Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: 100,000 people are also murderers and Dracula, statistically "
--- IRC, debate about YouTube singer's looks ---
" Cave_DOG_IS_BACK :: people who put things in their coffee
CAVE_DOG _IS_BACK :: are terrorists. basically. "
--- IRC ---
" Kaiterra :: I mean what's Facebook basically?
thatbennyguy :: an empty cup. "
--- IRC ---
" Gourd_Clae :: Also, she's kind of chubby, but still really sexy, Clareain.
InfectionFiles :: More cushion for the pushin'! "
--- Random Art Topic ---
" It's too bad they couldn't keep things calmer. It would have been nice if the strike had only been...
( •_•)>⌐■-■
(⌐■_■)
... a miner incident. "
--- LockeZ, regarding miners ---
" You make me cry pincushions. "
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "
--- Pyramid_Head ---
" Today's user title is brought to you by the letter N "
--- Link_2112 ---
" Life is turn based. Your turn. "
--- ivoryjones ---
" Everybody starts a noob. "
--- Craze ---
" I was viciously gangstalked by a group of ducks today. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" Gourdy keeps the last dodo in his basement. "
--- CyberDagger ---
" I guess some people are part of this new anti-capitalizing-i movement... "
--- Deckiller ---
" Gourd_Clae secretly fantasizes about Roxas topping him- and getting circumcised by the broken glass lining his anus :P "
--- BurningTyger ---
" I talk to people on IRC, therefore I am. "
--- Solarlune ---
" most people i know have flat boobs "
--- ivoryjones ---
" Sometimes, when you absolutely need to beat a motherfucker, you need to beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker. "
--- Random Youtube Comment ---
" Ivoryjones:: WHATS YO DICK LIKE
Ivoryjones:: HOMIE "
--- IRC ---
" motherfucking plants in your motherfucking houses... "
--- Liberty ---
" God gives the hardest battles to his toughest soldiers. "
--- Some Smart Person ---
" I should have known those "business trips" were nothing but an excuse to have hot, steamy gam mak with another community! "
--- Adon237 ---
" Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that the more you have, the longer you live. "
--- kentona ---
" Y'know what? You guys are alright sometimes. "
--- Isrieri ---
" RMN being fast again feels... so weird! Really happy that everything's loading pretty quickly now since RMN was growing so slow that it was depressing. I almost became an alcoholic. "
--- UPRC ---
" Buttered side up again!? "
--- Marrend, on bread beds and their problems ---
" I've always wanted to play as a chicken instead of just feeling like one. "
--- Corfaisus, probably ---
" There are three certainties in life.
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. More RMN Bros "
--- UPRC ---
" Aaah okay, ugh my stuff dun look at good now, but oh well D: will see what it turns out like when finito. "
--- NewBlack ---
" Ah, that first helping of Markerscore. There is no going back now! "
--- Marrend ---
" everyone clap for minnow. she's special. she needs it. "
--- Minnow, 2014 ---
" Also, I’d like to personally thank my win on Minnow and Gourd_Clae for not being able to finish Razed are the Powerful in time. Thanks guys. "
--- Little Wing Guy ---
" Kentona MS: 15778
My MS: 15948
I'm the king of the world!
(....for now.) "
--- Deckiller ---
" I don't play by the rules, I'm rude. "
--- Seiromem ---
"Quiet, you! Or a refrigerator will fall on your head!"
--- Marrend ---
" That idea actually sounds extremely sexy. "
--- Feldschlacht IV ---
"I hope Liberty likes what I've done with my map..."
--- BurningTyger ---
" Don't take my daily dose of Gam Mak inspiration from me! ..."
--- Unity, with murder in her eyes ---
" WHAT I CANNOT HEAR YOU YOU AREN'T TYPING LOUD ENOUGH "
--- Ratty524 ---
" Gourd Clae :: bgcghxmbbgj]
YM :: same
Unity :: This is the way the world ends…not with a bang but a bgcghxmbbgj].
Marrend :: The world began with Nu, and it shall end with Nu. This is the truth! This is what I believe! Until a few moments ago.
Kentona :: Looks like someone is trying to make it to the top of the most posts list "
--- In What are You Thinking About Right Now? ---
"A very ugly picture painted with a beautiful brush."
--- Linkeagle Eclipsewalker ---
" Back in the days, reading the manual was like foreplay. It got you in the mood for the "real thing". "
--- Avee ---
"The fact that the arm of a woman is stuck in between the boobs of another is just fantastic and deserves my stamp of approval."
--- InfectionFiles ---
"ive got a science joke too
what do you get when you combine oxygen carbon hydrogen nitrogen and calcium
the answer is you
youre the joke"
--- _________ ---
"Earlier tonight, I killed a spider with a copy of Charlotte's Web. I'm not sure the spider perceived the irony."
--- pianotm ---
" Sorry you've been demoted to demi-god. "
--- nhubi ---
" Can I critique your potato salad? Does it follow the three-celery rule? "
--- Unity ---
" Sorry if I sounded like a weasel or anything, but really... "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---
" I remember when I used to be a dingus, and then I became an Addit. "
--- Addit ---
" Your instructions weren't clear enough. What do I do with the viola? "
--- TungerManU ---
" The whole point of becoming a game developer was so I could get stalked. "
--- kory_toombs ---
" Why is that town excited? "
--- nhubi, who died waiting for an answer ---
" kentona pls "
--- accha ---
" Though seeing someone try to screw their own brain is probably something people would pay good money to see. Not me, people, I'm not people."
--- nhubi ---
" I'd go with drugs, you can explain anything with drugs. "
--- nhubi ---
" I'm excited to skip over that narrative! XD "
--- Merlandese ---
" You're both pretty, precious snowflakes with valid ideas and thoughts so agree to disagree and move on with your lives. "
--- Liberty ---
" hmm. also i thought they said grind up against Gourd which is something else entirely.
"
--- BurningTyger ---
" Holy crap I everything alot."
--- kentona ---
" Happy :: There's a finnish proverb: you shouldn't lick before it drops!
Sooz :: What is the intended meaning behind that? Because all my brain is offering is something to do with testicles and I am 90% sure it's not supposed to be that."
--- CYOR: Mafia Game Thread ---
" I am a serial killer. "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK---
" wait, this isn't twitter "
--- Mr_SuNa ---
" why is the enthusiasm of someone's one word greeting something that would tell you their alignment, in any case!! "
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" YEAH! TWO PAGEBREAKS IN A ROW, BITCHES!"
--- llan14 ---
" Yes, I think we'd all like to see a wall of butthurt."
--- pianotm ---
" And oh god don't say etymology you'll summon Xand's ghost."
--- Ebeth ---
" Now I can finally be a
--- Gourd_Clae ---
" You are all cruel, cruel people and I love you. ;.;"
--- Liberty ---
" I am Gourd's dad IRL"
--- CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK ---
" Believe it or not DubROVnik was my phone autocorrecting DynRPG. "
--- Trihan ---
" One of the better ant-depressants out there. "
--- nhubi ---
" I like the shark dude's tight buns. "
--- suzy_cheesedreams ---
" #NotAllRats "
--- Yellow Magic ---
" ah gees, all you guys got great presents and all I got was coal and a lump of poop to clean up from my cat :( "
--- Linkis ---
" Need to wife her one day. "
--- Dudesoft ---
" You're oddly happy Ilan, a little too happy... "
--- Mr_SuNa ---
" 'It is only 80 more reviews'
Aaaaand we'll be right back with... 'Things Only Nhubi Can Say' after this break! "
--- CashmereCat ---
" "I dream of making a game that will cause the servers of RMN to get even slower >:D "
--- karins_soulkeeper ---
" I'll never go out with a doubleposter!
That's what girl would say. "
--- JJJ7 ---
" Just so we're all on the same page here, I feel like it's important you realize that rocky mountain oysters are not vegan. "
--- LockeZ ---
" KENTONA IF YOU PUT HALF THE ENERGY OF YOUR SARCASTIC POSTS INTO YOUR GAM MAK "
--- slash ---
" Actually, another villain/antagonist type I like is the unpredictable one that just makes you question yourself and your assumptions. Like Cave_Dog, for example. ^.^ "
--- Liberty ---
" What tension? It was a classroom. It was a clock which looks nothing like a bomb. It ticked... wow. Tick tock motherfuckers. "
--- Liberty ---
" Oh, and giving King Solomon the foreskins of a hundred men! What an item gathering quest that would be! "
--- pianotm ---
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Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
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author=CAVE_DOG_IS_BACKauthor=Gourd_Claeso, to be clear, the reason you get on that train fast is so that people can't say you weren't on the train after he get executed. And, you can say this is conceited or w/e idgaf, but, I think 9/10 in a situation like that, Odd is gonna be the one getting executed, not me. this idea
Liberty got on the odd train fast which I don't think she really had any reason to do.
You basically got it. I thought both of you were about as likely to die as the other. I want to say Liberty would have thought the same. You're right it's far from definitive though. That's why I wouldn't mind lynching her today.
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
Reading back now but the revelation alone that multiple townies can win at the end by lynching me feels like a prank on me!
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
The thing that makes me most uneasy about the way the day is going currently is that cave seems okay with mislynching, and psy has been acting weird all game so the Liberty vote isn't super appealing.
Ozzy is absolutely the type to throw his scumbuddy under the bus, cap only seems to be fully tuning into the game now, and Liberty's reason for voting psy could 100% be opportunistic. I'm losing faith that psy's behavior is scum behavior too so... also unappealing
I dunno, I could be overthinking it but like maybe both of the big options today are wrong.
author=CAVE_DOG_IS_BACK
what if there was a way to make sure...she would never antagonize our town again...
aw you know the way to my heart is excessive ellipses
I'm actually kind of starting to lean toward voting Liberty now. After making the vote count I got really confused about why scum targeted Fomar over the 90 million other targets.
They didn't choose me bc it'd be kinda a waste to go after somebody who is bulletproof
They didn't choose cave bc psy would go after him,
They didn't choose psy bc he was gaining suspicion for his cave theory
That leaves Liberty, cap, demon, ozzy, atiya
Thinking back on the people who were concerned about my being targeted bc of my
bulletproof status I think we can sort of eliminate ozzy as a suspect. That just doesn't seem like the mindset scum was in. We could maybe remove atiya from the list of suspects too for the same reason but she seemed a little half-hearted about it.
So... libby, cap, demon, atiya
I feel like scum would have wanted to take a stab in the dark day 1 bc free kill, but probably more likely go for the lurkers. Atiya actively advocated against voting for Jeroen.
So, Libby, cap, demon
I don't think we can make conclusions about demon based off of day 1 so I'll just take him out for now
Libby or cap
Liberty almost immediately voted for psy, so that could have been the angle that scum was trying to go for. Cap is also on the psy boat, and psy made a good point that cap's confusion earlier could mean he's faking analysis. Cap also refused to vote day 1, which might have been him trying to avoid suspicion from voting one way or the other during the duelist event. He initially had his vote on cave then removed his vote and didn't vote at all for some reason he didn't really explain (scumchat?).
So, yeah, I guess I could go for a liberty lynch! I think I might prefer cap though. Liberty got on the odd train fast which I don't think she really had any reason to do.
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
Sheriff Gourdy's Unoffical Vote Count!
Liberty: cave, psy
psy: liberty, ozzy, cap
With 8 alive, it takes 5 votes to hammer!
(Emily, you're doing an awesome job at moderating I just went back to tally up votes for my own notes and decided I might as well share with the class!)
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I want to say my vote is spiritually on psy, but I'm honestly feeling a little less certain about who is scum. I just wish... psy hadn't jumped into conspiracy theory mode, and wanted to kill lurkers day 1, and acted super defensively when cave made a joke about using duelist powers on him. I do not know why... you did these things psy... but I am not confident these are scum tells anymore
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
And also that you only ended up saying that bc I explicitly gave you two options.
It's possible my logic was wrong since you're being unnecessarily antagonistic but yeah!
It's possible my logic was wrong since you're being unnecessarily antagonistic but yeah!
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
author=Gourd_Clae
Jeroen, Libby, Fomar, Ozzy, (and cap??)
I want to know what you all think about lynching odd today. I would also like to know what you think about lynching Jeroen. Which do you prefer and why?
author=Liberty
Why would we lynch him? Explain why you would support such a thing? Especially when it would behove all of us to get rid of non-players instead? :/
author=Liberty
I'd personally choose to lynch a non-player. They'd get killed by Mod anyway so better for us to off them, I think. That way we could at least start having a history to draw from in future days bar dumb talk.
This is the exchange I was referring to. I was trying to make the point that you were also interested in lynching lurkers at one point, but argue that it wasn't as suspicious as in other cases since, unlike psy, you didn't actually vote for a lurker.
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
author=Liberty
I voted odd. Early enough to be before hammer, even. Jesus, does no one pay attention?
And now I'm voting psy because he's scum.
I mean that you didn't try to vote for Jeroen when you expressed that you'd rather see him dead than odd. That seemed less bad to me than the people who actively voted for him. I wasn't trying to reference the duelist situation - I know who you voted for by the end of the day.
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
Liberty has also done some of these same things but iirc she never voted anybody and was just responding directly to a question asked her where her choices were either Jeroen or Odd. So, other than that, I don't think Liberty has really given us much reason to suspect her. I think the role hinting thing is a nulltell bc she has done it as town before.
Sheriff Mafia (GAME OVER)
author=OzzyTheOne
So, in regards to my case on psy which I alluded to before going to bed. You have this here:
author=psy_wombats
#lynch Jeroenif he's too busy to participate
The only one I don't want to kill is Oddrabbit, because if he's scum, cave will gloat about it
Going for the inactive player day 1 is not something I like to see, specially because lo and behold, Jeroen was replaced by Demonlord.
author=psy_wombatsauthor=AtiyaTheSeekerI was going to reply to this that I'd be around until EOD and willing to unmake ties, but after rereading, ties kill both duelists. I'm not sure what to think about this for the moment, but it's worth pointing out.
Crap, we're tied right now. Anyone? Ozzy...? ._.
This still irks me the wrong way. I'm pretty sure that at this point of the day everyone already knew that a tie kills both players in the duel. He's speaking but not saying anything, which is scummy in my opinion.
This whole post from Ozzy makes me feel good about him. These were all things I was concerned about on day 1 but forgot to mention when expressing why I distrust psy. I know I'm town so ozzy thinking the same way gives me hope. The fact that people were jumping to lynch lurkers day 1 made me uncomfy bc those people were obviously going to get replaced or modkilled. Same thing with letting the duelist power kill both parties -- if both are town that's a major advantage for scum that can't be traced back to anybody else but cave. Both of those things read as opportunistic scumplays when I read them.
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