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You walk into a room of gentle, unimaginable beauty. A heavenly choir sings softly as you enter. There I am in all my glory; unhinging my jaw in order to fit an entire burrito into my mouth.

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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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You're supposed to put one of the small ends in your mouth first and then swallow it snake-style like a hooker who's spent years practicing to stifle her gag reflex, not stuff it in length-wise like a burrito carjack to hold your face open.
Oh!! That's what I was doing wrong! Thank you for the advice LockeZ I know you've got a lot of experience with this. :D
Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
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Dammit Gourd wear a bib
InfectionFiles
the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is
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glhf chewing
author=Isrieri
Dammit Gourd wear a bib

but how do i get beans in my beard to save for later?

@IF I-I dunno what glhf is D: Gandalf likes his food... chewing yeah? :D
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