Why yes I am staring daggers at you Chrome!
(Opera master browser)
e: For a bonus fixing something in Chrome required flagging something as a float. A lot of headaches come from floats so that was some fun irony.
e2: bahahahahaha the inline-block fix needed to get chrome to do what I want it to do looks like shit on chrome. Every browser currently looks different (Chrome's font drawing+scaling is shit, IE is using a different font for the special characters, and Opera master browser looks the best). Time to rethink my vision and/or concede defeat and do the header in an image with no css trickery.