HEXATONA'S PROFILE

Hexatona
JESEUS MIMLLION SPOLERS
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Hey, I'm a software developer who also happens to work with kentona. I enjoy a spectra of video game genres, but I'm mostly attracted to RPGs. Retro and JRPG are the main thing, but I play others too. Otherwise, pretty much the only games I don't enjoy are serious racing games, and serious sport titles.

I enjoy collecting, and playing, games from the NES up until now, but I'm most proud of my SNES and Playstation 2 collections. Big Earthbound fan. I love music, especially VG OSTs, but suck at anything music theory related. (just like how I love RTS games, but suck at them horribly)

I write as a hobby as well, and occasionally consider painting. I try my hand sometimes at programming my own games from scratch, and making rpg maker titles.

Mostly, aside from work and home life, I read, and play video games. My goal in life is to finish as many of the ones I own before I die. Not sure I'll be able to, but I'll try.

(NOTE TO SELF - IF YOU NEED CHARACTERS GENERATED, USE THIS:

http://tkool.kagati.com/en/maker_girl)
Ghost World
Simple 4-colour RPG set in a world of good natured madness.

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A Fond Farewell to Yanfly

I can't say I know anything about the history of Yanfly, or why they are moving in this way, but it's undeniable that Yanfly was a huge influence on the RPG Maker community. Godspeed, Yan.

Hexatona writes terrible erotic fanfiction of random RMNers and Video Game Characters and nobody can stop him

Sky Blue Highway To Nowhere - feat. Amysaurus

Amy, still under the sheets, turned her head away and sourly took the final puff from her cigarette that had been slowly filling the room with its incense. With more force than she meant, she extinguished it in the ash tray on the bedside table. Some of the change and tchochkes fell off and she swore under her breath.

She got up and quickly gathered up her clothes, donning them perfunctorily. "I have work in a few hours," she said, still not turning around.

"When are you free again?" he said.

"Not sure. I'm pretty busy." she replied. She still hadn't turned around.

An oppressive quiet fell again. The only sound was shuffling denim and the tinkling of a belt being done up. Amy left for the door, and just before exiting the room she finally turned, looking back. "Have a good night, Sonic."

He didn't say anything as she walked out, and left the apartment.

"Man, what part of 'Gotta Go Fast' don't these girls get..?" he grumbled, and turned over.

The Babadook

Ooo, interesting!

What's the Worst RPG Maker Game You've Played and Why

S.T.D. was pretty terrible. It was like a how to on how not to make a game.

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I am jealous! That's awesome!

Hexatona writes terrible erotic fanfiction of random RMNers and Video Game Characters and nobody can stop him

Alternative MisConceptions

"Oh my... Her Ether Count..! She's God's Gift!!" The staff at the research lab shouted while they all rushed around the room.

"I'm a what now..?" Alt said, looking around the room. A few of the girls in line outside the measuring device started too look around excitedly and nervously.

"Quick, come with us to the church!" Ruby, the lab head said, and grabbed her hand to drag her off. "You must begin Classmating right away!"

"I have to what now!?"

"Classmating! You, and other young girls between the ages of 16-18, will perform a ritual while we all watch. In this ritual you well exhaustively pour your ETHER, and they, their STAR ENERGY from your bodies as you hold each other , and make STAR CHILDREN to FIGHT DEMONS."

"What the - what the fuck happens in this ritual!? Making children? While others watch - is this some kinda fucking Dr. Moreau island bullshit? Does the government know about this!? Where's the cameras, you sick fucks!" Alt said, looking all over the place, still being dragged along.

"Oh come now, it's nothing like that..." Ruby said as she dragged her into the building. There were several teenage girls with wildly colored hair, speaking with an old blushing man.

"Ahhh, finally, God's gift has arrived. " The old man began. "We must begin the ritual at once! Choose from one of these girls, quickly! I will, um, of course, watch from nearby to make sure everything is... performed correctly."

"NOPE" Alt said, wrenching her hand out of Ruby's, throwing her hands out, and channeling the sassiest lady she could with all her powers combined. "Fuck dis, fuck all ya'll. Not happein. Mmm mmm, nope. No Thanks. Girls, ya'll better get the hell ass outta here right now 'fore you end up on on some fuckin' castin' couch somewhere."

And she turned on her heels and continued shaking her head, cursing, and coming up with several brand new sentences.

The church was completely silent for several long moments, until finally the old man, the leader of the church, said, "Well, I don't suppose one of you girls would like to begin Classmating with each other, would you?"

There were no survivors.

~FIN

What Videogames Are You Playing Right Now?

Man, I'd love to get a hold on FETH. I had the op to get one like 20 bucks cheaper but lost out and bought Dragon Quest Builders II instead. I think it was also a great purchase.

Anyway, right now I'm playing Conception II and Star Ocean First Departure.

For Star Ocean, I've beaten it before, but it's a shitload of fun. I thought it was way longer, but it's actually in the 15-25 hour range, depending on how obsessive you wanna get. This one has Not one, but TWO secret characters added, AND it added some actual content to a third character. I think there's more of a branching path with who you take and when, in this game, vs Second Evolution. Grab it on the switch if you didn't see it on PSP!

As For Conception II, I'm getting to the part of the story where it's less all sunshine and rainbows, and all the girls are getting some actual backstory and foreshadowing. The #1 saving grace of this game is that the autobattle AI is really competent, so you on;y really need to pay attention in the boss battles. It's very much a 'come for the story' games, but it's quite fun. The Music in the game is really great too.

...And having all those kids is so adorable.

Top Ten Topics: Movies!

it was hard not putting Hercules and Beetlejuice in there.

Top Ten Topics: Movies!

Wow top fav movies... Fuck

Well, in no Particular order...

Spaceballs

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

Speed Racer

Kill Bill

The Thing

Summer Wars

Little Shop of Horrors

Wreck-It Ralph

Hot Fuzz

Austin Powers 2

Art Corner: Warrior Classes

Aww they look so cute