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While looking at RMN's front page today, I've noticed that there seems to be a large effort to capture the viewers' attention in any way possible. The current method seems to be by throwing so much content on the front page that no matter where you click you get something cool!! But I've been thinking a lot lately, and it seems like an even BETTER way to grab attention would be to implement 3-D browsing, so the game screenshots literally pop out at you. Featured game? Yeah right, with 3-D browsing, EVERY game will look good enough to be featured! I think this will really boost traffic and bring RMN to the forefront of game developer websites in this new technologicaly Web 3.0 Age.

So I necro'd- The Three Word Story!

Hello! this thread is from the year 2011! RULES

1. ONLY THREE WORDS OR YOU ARE FOREVER BANNED SKELETON.GIF
2.no two posts in a row from the same person..this is...not good.
3. use correct puncatuins in sotry yes please thank you spellings also tyes

BEGIN

Jake awoke suddenly

Mafia...IN SPACE

hello! my name is jericho and this is space mafia. All roles will have space flavor. spac.e spac.e spac.e

This game will only have seven slots! First come first serve basis, so if you want to play I recommend you post in this thread saying "hlelo play gma"

THE RULES
The goal of the mafia is to control half of the space station.
This game will start at night! That means, before anything, mafia will have the opportunity to kill someone.
You do not have to lynch at the end of the day! You can "no lynch" or "wish Idida1 was here" instead.
No PMing or conversing between players outside of this thread! The mafia, however, will be able to speak to each other at night.
Each day will end once I have the majority of the votes for one option because I'm impatient. Therefore, while you do indeed have the ability to retract your vote, I still recommend you put some thought into it! Each night will end once I have night actions from everyone. Night actions cannot be retracted.
Once you are dead, that is it! No goodbye posts!

THE ROLES

TOWN
There will be three VillagersASTRONAUTS: Scientists on a trip from Earth! Generic townies with the ability to cast votes during the day and nothing else!

There will be one CopUNDERCOVER POLICENAUT:An undercover policenaut has been required on every launch ever since that whole "The Thing in Space" movie came out. The policenaut has the ability to investigate people during the night and find out whether the target is allied with the space station or "space town" or the space mafia. The policenaut cannot, however, find out what his target's specific role is.

There will be one bodyguardUNDERCOVER SPACE MARINE: Posing as an astronaut, a space marine was inserted into the launch team due to rumors of a cyborg/mad scientist threat! The space marine can choose one person to guard each night. If the mafia attempts to kill the space marine's target, one of these two things will happen on a 50/50 split. Either the space marine will kill one of the mafia members, OR the space marine will die in place of his target.

MAFIA

There will be one Generic Mafia guyANDROID: Built by some sort of weird mad scientist or something, this android is a non-combat model, although it still possesses a great deal more strength and stamina than the average astro-human. The android will work together with his mad scientist master to kill someone during the night! During the day, he must avoid rousing suspicion.

There will be one Ravenite1stalkerMAD SCIENTIST: Oh no! One of the astronauts went insane prior to launch, killed one of the astronauts and replaced him with an android! Not only that, but he is armed to the teeth with deadly mad scientist weaponry! with lots of tesla coils and stuff! Furthermore, the mad scientist can visit any player at night, subtly grab some of their DNA, go back to his secret mad scientist dna machine, and find out what his target's role is! He finds this info out at dayroll! He can do this as many times as he pleases, and he can even kill a different person the same night he does this! Amazing! Spooky!

Once I see that I have seven (7) participants, I will dish out roles and night will begin.

Remember, roleplaying is encouraged, but not required. just something to do if you have ever wanted to truly be a "space guy..."



THE CREW

GeodudeSPACE MARINE. FED TO THE REACTOR.
Tardis
Koff
Space Monkey
Idida1
Ark
Shinan POLICENAUT. KILLED IN A VICIOUS AIRLOCK EXPERIMENT.

THE PROLOGUE
Above and behind her, a security camera quietly peered back and forth as Commander YummyDrumSticks stared at the message on her monitor for what must have been the thirtieth time this year. A bead of perspiration ran down her forehead.

YDS reached down and unlocked the the third drawer of her mahogany desk, extracting the flask of vodka kept within. Habitually, she tugged at her antique lamp's cord. It didn't turn on, of course, but the lamp was a memento, and she had always had trouble letting things go. It always took a long time to say goodbye. You might say that her goodbyes were long. the long goodbye coming 2011 YDS sighed and put the now drained flask back into the drawer. Her eyes flitted back to the computer monitor.


DATE: 01/12/2100
[REVIEW ACCESS BY SENIOR PERSONNEL ONLY]
[UNAUTHORISED ACCESS TO THIS FILE WILL BE DEALT WITH ACCORDINGLY]

WARNING: TO THE COMMANDER OF SPACE STATION RMN. POSSIBLE INFILTRATION OF YOUR CREW

BY A MAD SCIENTIST. WE PUT A POLICENAUT AND SPACE MARINE IN YOUR CREW TO HELP. GOOD

LUCK WITH THAT BE THERE TO PICK YOU UP IN A YEAR BYE

A mad scientist....when was the last time that happened? 2080? Well, technology and preventative measures have both come a long way since the incident aboard Starship Shmup. What I can't figure out is why HQ sent this message to EVERYONE ON THIS SHIP.

As she swiveled around to look at the security camera, her anxiousness began to ebb. After all, the crew had been up there in space for almost a year. There were only two more weeks until the shuttle home. Surely, if there was any grain of truth to this mad scientist rumor sent from on high, something would have happened by now.

Perhaps this mad scientist, if he does indeed exist, was deterred by the presence of a policenaut and space marine?

YDS was so deep in thought that she didn't notice anything until one of the two intruders said something.

"Hi."

YDS stood up and promptly fell down, drunk.
"What? YOU?! H-h-ow did you get in here? Wait...There was only supposed to be one! And also, how did you get in here?!"
One of the figures raised his arm to reveal a very scary computer hand with lots of prongs and stuff.
"Welp."

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"Oh, and jack into that computer, Andy. Wouldn't want to blow our cover too early.
"AFFIRMATIVE BEEP BOOP"

Learning with Jericho: Choosing the right food for your cat

DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU


Hey Mittens, I got you a bag of Purina Brand Cat Food for Cats!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEHRRRRRR


hi. it's me. jericho aka jerrycat. a lot of you may be wondering "Why is this thread here and why was it made." well the answer to those two questions are simple. cold fusion. hahaha. now that i've broken the ice...let's delve right into the topic at hand, shall we?.... cat food. it affects every corner of our lives....groceries, bad cat bowel movements, dander, wallpaper...all the problems of the rainbow come back to cat food. i can only hope this guide will help you to choose a food that's right for YOUR cat

INGREDIENTS TO AVOID

dog food- dog food is not for cats

corn-corn is for chickens and not for cats. cats cannot digest corn. did you know that the cat in that animated om nom nom gif with the cob of corn died? well he did. he's dead now. because the lolcat website made him eat corn.

wheat, wheat gluten, peanut hulls, mill run, velveeta cheese-these are all really bad for a funcattime.

INGREDIENTS TO SEEK OUT AND ACTIVELY SHOVE IN CATMOUTH

fruits and vegetables-hey, this is a food group okay. cats love tiny little fruits like blueberries. BUT NEVER FEED A CAT PINEAPPLE*

LASAGNA-oh heeey!! didn't see you there lol!. just chillin out with my main man garfield...kind of da fat cats...it's all good *sips a drink*

OATMEAL-bet you weren't expecting to see this one! oatmeal is very digestible and good for tummyache. feed a cat some oatmeal, flip him over...bellyrub 2011 is underway....


CAT FOOD REVIEWS

Solid Gold- not very good for your cat to be honest, but what an investment!!!

Evanger's- the evanger's i've seen is literally a whole mackerel cooked in gravy. for a cat. holy cripe

Diamond Naturals- : About three weeks ago I participated in an online cat food tasting hosted by Cat Foods of Chile. They sent us eight bags to sample during while giving us access to the representatives from each mill via webcams and a live chat forum.

My wife and I sampled all of the bags, and while there certainly wasn't a single one we didn't enjoy, Diamond Naturals t was far and away our favorite. A lot of pepper on the nose, and by pepper I mean green pepper, where different, but enjoyable, and went well with the leather and rounded tannins on the palate, especially as the cat food had the time to go stale and then your cat doesn't want it anymore because for some reasons cats hate old food.

While we didn't really pair it with anything beyond something to much on (water and old socks), the thought of pairing this with a remote controlled mouse or a tiny backpack filled with catnip is enticing enough to make me want to try my hand at making it.

I would highly recommend the Diamond Naturals, especially at this price point. It's a great cat food with a great nose and lots of great flavors.

blue buffalo available at your local petsmart. the almost-high-quality cat food for the middle class customer. enjoy working a 9-5 for the rest of your dull life hahhahahah

purina one this is basically like mcdonalds and literally gave my cat diabetes. my cat is now dead

fancy feast


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please discuss and contribute *nods sagely*

The Perfect Debate

I am someone who takes pride in his logic and debatorial aptitatatude.

Debate is something most people don't seem to understand very well. Arguably just as important as the substance of what you debate is how you debate and construct logic.

the commoners.These people will argue without intellectual honesty or logic. They invoke Godwin's law, throw ad hominems, and construct strawmen. Even very intelligent people will erect fortresses of faulty logic, mere playthings for my immense brain. Even if you win a debate with poor logic, all you are doing is spreading misinformation, and thereby hurting the world.

My proposal, vampiredudes.org, is that we train this community to debate properly. The first round of Perfect Debate is here. By the end of this training session, you will be able to spot any logical fallacy thrown at you. At the end of this post, I will reveal our first debate topic.

Keep in mind, participants, that you are paying foremost attention to HOW the topic is being debated, not the substance. If someone makes a logically incoherent point, it is your sworn DUTY to call them out on it and alert the people why the argument was unsound. Hopefully, everyone will take time to peruse their own posts to make sure no faulty argument is made. If not, I have faith that the other fair denizens of this website will call you out.











Now then, the debate begins. Who would win in a fight between these two participants:

Goku from near the end of DBZ
Silver Age Superman


I posit that Goku can easily acquire a piece of kryptonite using his Instant Transmission technique, bringing the fight to a quick end. Additionally, Goku's ki blasts may very well be a form of magic, another of Superman's weaknesses.

These Heavens for Rent: Let's Play Vacant Sky

Hey, you guys. I just got a great idea for a game -Sailerius, August 29th 1997


Yeah yeah, I know I said about forty times I was going to do BallMonk Circle or whatever. But then I played this and realize it would sync much better with my unique narrative style. I will attempt to update this thread at least every two days.

Vacant Sky is a game made by Amateur Misunderstood Artist Sailerius. Although initial production began before I was born, the series has only just now been completed. Well, not really. This is actually just the first episode of three. And then three more after that in thirty years. It achieved notoriety for acquiring no less than five million downloads, most of which came from Russia. Now, I'm not saying this is a communist game, but, well, you know, the main character has red hair. That aside, let's see what the author has to say about the game!

October 18th. That's the night Auria Edith was shot and killed on her way home.

Wow, way to spoil the ending! But continuing on, this game boasts the following features!

-Original soundtrack composed by Tarranon, featuring vocal tracks by Melody Yoo and Melanie Ehrlich
-8 playable characters (along with up to 6 guests)
-Customize Auria's stats and growth
-Select your own progression of techniques
-Interact with your party members to strengthen your relationship with them
-Unlock guest art title screens through sidequests GET SOME SWEET HENTAI MATE

Alright, alright. not bad. This game also contains some not pornographic custom artwork, as well as some other interesting...things. I will hold off on giving my opinion until the end!



CHARACTERS OF IMPORTANCE

Auria Edith: Redheaded sarcasm elemental. She sucks at school and has a shiftless layabout for a father. True Neutral. Aligned with the elemental power of Loneliness.

Blaise Tearson: cid highwind ripoffffffffffff Lawful Neutral. Aligned with the elemental power of Guns.

Serijala Racorie: An elf. Forced Auria to travel with her against her will with ancient elf magicks. Probably blind. Chaotic Good. Aligned with the elemental power of Tears.

Zaqris jaGrane: A very polite elfchemist who values his privacy. Neutral Good. Aligned with the elemental power of Indecision.

CHAPTER 1: THE PROLOGUING
CHAPTER 2: THE BORING
CHAPTER 2: THE ELFING




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