KYLELASCAR'S PROFILE

I didn't say my post was satire, I said you don't even bother to consider if a post is meant as satire or not (which is something you should and must do if you're in charge of an internet site like the user with the misleading nick, "Liberty"). While I won't deny being a "creepy man" for having and articulating sexual desires, you MeToo pretenders and "Trumpists" are the real problem. Like Sturgeon's Law says: 90% of everything is crap, and that applies to people here and everywhere else, too.

My top priority for 2020: Having sex with at least one attractive, young, cute female RPG Maker JRPG developer (thus excluding Australian MILFs, for example). Unfortunately, most of them - if they exist at all - never achieve a complete version's release, because they're encumbered with relationships with men, which is also the main reason why they aren't susceptible to my advances. Well, if this doesn't work out, I'll aim for world domination as usual.

Maybe it's just the Holy1.wav file from the RPG Maker 2000 RTP, but don't rely on someone like me who plays games muted. ;)

I love complete epic-length classic old-school JRPGs with lots of world-saving, no matter the time period or engine, so if you haven't checked out the following games yet, give them a try.

1. Forever Home

War and love done right. The culmination of everything VX Ace has to offer. By far the best RPG Maker JRPG outside of RMN that only few in this community have heard of. If you've never paid a few bucks to play a RPG Maker game, make an exception for this one.

2. BoxxyQuest: The Gathering Storm

My personal favorite on this site and thus the only game I've reviewed here so far. The sheer amount of creativity alone is overwhelming. If this was a site about "sitcoms", BoxxyQuest: The Gathering Storm would be Community, the best tv series you've never watched. Also: Mode 7. Can't go wrong with that.

3. Theia: The Crimson Eclipse

If you've ever looked at RMN's front page during the last weeks, you've seen the buzz - and it's justified. A gorgeous Sci Fi tale with lots of Italian-style drama, feels like listening to (the original) Rhapsody (of Fire), my most favorite Symphonic Metal band. This is a dark game, though (both lighting- and story-wise); be prepared for an emotionally grueling journey.

4. Last Scenario

When it comes to war campaign storylines and journeys of self-discovery, this is one of the best RPG Maker JRPGs out there, especially among RPG Maker XP games. Furthermore, it features an entertaining Triple Triad like mini game nicely tied-in with the game's most difficult optional bosses. It's also not on this site, which is all the more reason to give it a whirl.

5. A Very Long Rope To The Top Of The Sky

One of the most emotional(ly satisfying) storylines, a really good town-building feature: This "rope" is really long and not that easy to get into, but it's definitely worth the effort. Don't wear your most expensive wardrobe while playing, though, so it doesn't get wet.

6. Everlong

Has a JRPG ever been this long? Silly puns aside, the extensive feature list alone was enough to make me say: "Shut up and let me play your game!" This game has been polished for over 15 years - and it shows. The story is pretty "straight forward" and conventional, so if you're afraid other games on this list are too much of an "acquired taste" for you, Everlong will be a safe bet for a long and (nearly) everlasting fun playthrough.

7. Master Of The Wind

Since most JRPG protagonists are superheroes in human guise, there's no need to emphasize any superhero themes. This game is about superheroes, which makes it look and feel different, but it's an excellent one with challenging dungeons and gut-wrenching story twists. If this was a list about Naruto-like anime, Master Of The Wind would be Boku No Hero Academia (well, without the school theme).

8. Lakria Legends

Another beautiful RPG Maker 2003 JRPG. If you ever want to learn how to construct dungeons, learn from this game. If this list was about dungeon design alone, Lakria Legends would probably sit at the top. The dungeons give off a vibe of older The Legend of Zelda games without the "constraints" of real-time combat and annoying tools. This game shows what JRPGs can gain if they borrow - not too heavily - from games outside of the "JRPG comfort zone".

9. Therassia

Have you ever hoped to find a quality game buried somewhere (else) where only a select few find and enjoy it? Let me save you time and trouble: This is said game. It's reminiscent of Final Fantasy IV, which might be another bonus from your perspective. Fun fact: Being the only RPG Maker MV game on this list, you can tell that I'm not that fond of Enterbrain's latest engine.

10. Flip Dimensions

While it gets the job done in all other aspects, this game is full of excellent dialogues and anime tropes. If you like JRPGs and anime - and chances are you do -, this game is a must-play. It also earns a special award for the most brilliant boss rush segment in RPG Maker gaming history.

That's an accurate description of the situation at Multimediaxis. A few months ago, I grabbed everything that looked remotely interesting from their now shut down Mega database, and I was really underwhelmed. German developers simply don't grasp the essence of classic JRPGs. I can also confirm that the games found in said database can be downloaded from rmarchiv.tk (possibly minus some really obscure demo versions). While I'm all for preservation, you won't miss out on completed quality JRPGs if you just ignore these old German games. By the way, German is my native language, which makes it even harder for me to endure most of the RPG Maker games made in Germany.