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BREAKING NEWS: Nerema is, it turns out, a fake God created by the one and only KENTONA! OMG! Don't fall for his liiiiiiies!!!

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Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
Nice ignoring there, high proostess.
This correspondant saw it with her own eyes as she dug into the mystery of just who this mysterious figure might be. Sources claim that the email of the account is registered to one Kenton A. and more than one witness has said that they caught him in the act of slipping into the suit that the so-called 'God' wears.

"...and there he was, butt half-hanging out of the ridiculous suit, murder in his eyes! I never ran so fast in my life!" one witness reports (identity withheld for protection).

One must ask oneself if one is happy to follow a false god, especially when our one true lord, Aremen, exists to follow. More on this news as it unfolds.


author=Sooz
Nice ignoring there, high proostess.
Our Lord will ignore, of course. I, however, must bring back the sheep to the enclosure, lest they fall to the ravenous fangs of the wolf. That is the sacred duty entrusted to me by Our Holy Lord.
Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
If Aremen's so great, he won't need to worry about losing sheep.

Unfortunately for you, Nemera's like fifty times cooler.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
29589
Such obvious smear tactics! If you really want to preserve the church of Aremen, preach love! Offer acceptance to Nemera and x/er followers. While Nemera teaches that he is exclusively the lord of RMN, the church of Aremen should practice inclusion.
Our Lord worries not about losing His Flock, for all on this site are His whether they name themselves so or not. However, I, as his priestess, have chosen this battle against the Great Deceiver, and to let those who choose to follow them know the truth behind the facade.

Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
5354
Sounds like somebody doesn't trust her deity enough and thinks she needs to take over his business...
I am just following the job description. :shrug:

= Priestess Training Manual
If an Other riseth up to attempt to taketh the place of Thy Lord thou must find the truth behind that Other and dispense it to the four winds, so as to carry word near and far of the true face of such a Being.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
29589
And it came to pass that the Lord's priestess did preemptively slander the newcomer and the people did brush their left pointing fingers with their right pointing fingers. And many did leave the church of Aremen to serve the pretender and so the schism formed.
And it came to pass that, like the site itself which was named after Our Lord Aremen, you can never leave. You signed your soul away to Him the moment you made an account here. Luckily for all, He is a Most Benevolent Lord.

Besides, it wasn't pre-emptively. Nemera was already hailed as a god by some. Pointing out that that is a lie afterwards is reactive, if anything. Like I said, just doing what it says in the handbook.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
29589
The big problem with the church of Aremen is that it is monotheistic. I'd totally be able to get behind an RPG goddess. They're true creative forces. Not like patriachal deities that have historically needed mothers (such Mary, wife of Josiah (Joseph), mother of god), or some other female equal (such as Mary Magdelene) before followers would accept them as creators.
There is the Gammak Goddess but everyone agrees she's a bitch, a hideous one at that - she's the one that forces you to have a billion ideas when your game is already full, or creates bugs in your project when you thought you'd ironed everything out. She is malevolent and capricious and, well, a bitch. She doesn't care, though. She gives her blessings and curses out as she wills. To be her follower all you have to do is mak gam.
ESBY
extreme disappointment
1222
the fuck is all this
It's called fun.
What is fun? Does it taste good?
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6280
Sometimes, I don't understand anything you people do. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

By the way, Liberty, if you seek to warn the flock against the dangers of a false deity, you should at least make sure not to misspell his name in the title of your status.
unity
You're magical to me.
12596
But if you spell his name right then he has power over you! XD
InfectionFiles
the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is
4773
Blasphemy!

Let yee without bad reviews cast the first comment!
NeverSilent
Got any Dexreth amulets?
6280
author=unity
But if you spell his name right then he has power over you! XD

I thought that only happened when you say his name backwards three times in front of a mirror.

Oh... wait a second...
InfectionFiles
the world ends in whatever my makerscore currently is
4773
There are a lot of ways
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