I enjoy playing and creating games (mostly RPGs) and have a love of story and characterisation above graphics. I've been into RM* since '96 and have used all makers - started on the PSX makers, found and used a patched version of the SNES RM, then moved to RM95. When I found RM2K I finally decided to join some forums and I've been a part of the community ever since.

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Site last broken: 7th January, 2017
Before that: 24th May 2016
Wolf and Kid
Save your best friend, a wolf.


[Poll] [VOTE] No-RM Event Winners~

The games have been made, there's been time to play and now it's time to vote on them.

Who will win?

In alphabetical order, here are the games!


On the 7th and 8th of November we will be holding the MVLypics! This is an event where you are arranged in randomised teams and take part in different events over the course of the weekend. After it ends, judging of each event takes place and winners are announced!

It is pretty simple. Each person is randomly assigned a team. At the start of the weekend a list of events will be placed. You will pick what you want to take part in and do those events over the course of the weekend. At the end, send in your pieces and they will be judged and given points based on their quality. The team with the most points will win and each person on that team will gain a first prize badge.

- You may not start until 00:01 GMT on Saturday the 7th of November.
- You must send in your entries via PM to Liberty before 23:59 on Sunday the 8th of November.
- Each person in a team may add 1 (one) entry for each event only.
- All events are optional. Do not pressure your team mates into doing things they can't or don't want to do - some people have more time than others, after all.
- If you have any questions, just post them here in the thread.

Make a silly face
Create a zany face using the inbuilt generator. No additional pieces allowed, just base resources. (Send in a screenshot of the face.)

Resource edit
Try and create the best resource edit. Must be able to tell what default resource it came from (RTP!). Can be image, music or other.

Sound Creation
Make a sound effect! It can be silly, funny, serious or the like.

Create a resource
Make a resource from scratch. Try to make it fit the default style so people can use them!

Make an RTP Map
Using the RTP create a 20x20 map. Best one wins! (Send in a screenshot of the map in-game. To get a screenshot of that size, I recommend making use of the screen resize plugin.)

Make a non-RTP Map
It can use custom graphics or rips or anything but the default graphics! 20x20 in size. (Send in a screenshot of the map in-game. To get a screenshot of that size, I recommend making use of the screen resize plugin.)

Pixel Map!
Create a 100x100 map and use the RTP tiles as your palette to create a pixel image! Then export it as an image (via the inbuilt Save As Image option under map options and resize it to 100x100 pixels.)
Here's one I prepared earlier using world tiles (lava, water, snow, grass and dark snow):

Minigame - no plugin
Create a minigame without using any plugins or scripting of any kind. Just normal eventing here, okay? (Send in the project file. Minigame must be playable.)

Minigame - plugin
Create a minigame using a plugin. (Send in the project file. Minigame must be playable.)

Boss Battle
Create a fun boss battle using no plugins or scripting of any kind. Just normal eventing and databasing here, okay?. (Send in the project file. Boss must be playable.)

Boss Battle Plugin
Create a fun boss battle using plugins. (Send in the project file. Boss must be playable.)

Item Creation
Design a cool item! (Send a screenshot of the database entry.)

Armour Creation
Design a cool armour! (Send a screenshot of the database entry.)

Weapon Creation
Design a cool weapon! (Send a screenshot of the database entry.)

Hero Skillset
Create an interesting skillset for your Team Mascot! (Make that person character 1 in the database and have all their skills learned/set up for them. If there's battle events, name that battle MASCOT BATTLE.)

Funny Cutscene
Make a funny cutscene in under an hour! (The amount of time to create, not how long the scene must be. Send in project.)

Best Cutscene
Make the best cutscene in under an hour! (The amount of time to create, not how long the scene must be. Send in project.)

Sound scene
Create a cutscene to convey a conversation between at least two characters, without using any dialogue. Sounds should feature heavily. (Send in project.)

Title Image
Create a neat title image for a randomly generated title (titles found here: (Send in image.)

Title Screen
Using this plugin, create a custom title scene. (Video, gif or project file.)

GUI Creation
Use plugins or old fashioned eventing to create some kind of custom GUI. (Either still image, gif, video or project.)

Team Cheer!
This is a team event where you create a rhyming cheer for your team! Only one per team can be added and the whole team (if possible) should take part in its creation!

I recommend starting a new project and keeping all entries in that one folder. Name them clearly and include a list with the different entries you've included inside the project folder. This is to help cut down on large file downloads.

If, however, you haven't taken part in any of the events that require being played (such as battle creation or scenes) then just a folder with your entries clearly marked and a list will do instead.

Zip up and PM to Liberty before the time runs out on the 8th. If you forgot something and there's still time, you can PM the missing entry to me.

Judging will be done after all the entries have been received. Each entry will gain 1 point for their respective team, if they do not place.
First place entries will gain 5 points for their team. Second place entries will gain 3 points for their team. Third place entries will gain 2 points for their team.

There will be one winner per placing for each event, and at the end of the judging the points will be tallied. Teams will then be awarded badges and MS based apon how their overall team placed - from 1st to 4th.

Keep your eyes and ears peeled for the TWIST...

If you have any questions, ask in this thread.

For those who have issues with time zones: (Courtesy of Racheal)
Start countdown
End countdown

[PLAY] No-RM Event Games

The games have been made and now it's time to play them. Next week we'll start the voting, but in the meantime get your play on!

In alphabetical order, here are the games!

THE MVLYMPICS! {Sign Ups Ended}

On the 7th and 8th of November we will be holding the MVLypics! Sign up now!

What are we signing up for, Liberty?
I do want to keep part of it under wraps but the basic idea is a series of small events over the course of the weekend. You'll be able to see the list of events on the Friday, pick what you want to do and then over the course of the weekend do those things. They're completely optional but they will garner points for each one done and the winners will get a higher amount of points.

All of the events will be small scale, so don't worry that you might not have enough time - even joining in by doing one event is fine! And it'll be fun, too! There will be something for everyone, no matter your talents!

Of course, there is a twist or two I'm keeping under covers~

Sign ups?
You can join the event by posting in this topic and letting me know you want to join. You have until the 6th of November to do this.

MV is OUT!

Yeah, so MV, if you pre-ordered on the site, should be winging its way to you via email. Of course, steam will have to wait a day, but some of us have MV right now.. some without even realising it.

So let's talk about it! Share experiences and thoughts on the engine here!

A Round-Up about the Bot Situation

As some of you (most of you) may know, last/this week saw us fending off a bot invasion of ... well, quite a large scale actually. The invasion went on for a few days, with quite a few topics posted in the forums (well over 600 by my last count). After some quick and fast patching we (anky~ ^.^) finally got it figured out and we've yet to see the bastards return. Yay for anky! Yay for sticky-tape!

Those of you who have posted a new topic since then (or joined the site) may have noticed a few differences. Yes, we changed the classic 'Are you a bot?' question, sadly - it was too easy for them to figure out - and have added a captcha that is randomised so as to stop the evil botmaster in his/her tracks.

So what actually happened and who was behind this? No idea, really. We got seriously slammed on Friday night by over 500 posts and the next few days were a flurry of patching, locking, moving and checking every hour or so. The site sign-up was closed for a day or two on and off while anky worked his magic using only tape and nails that he had on hand (man's a whiz!)

We suspect that the perpetrator was human due to the way they got past not only the required human interaction of the signing up to the site (you have to physically copy/paste a key, as more recent members will know) but also kept posting even after the question was changed and the captcha was put in place. So more work was needed to fix the issue.

Now, new bodies will only be able to post one topic a day until they've been on the site for a while. It's annoying, we know, but it was one of the only ways to stop the influx. We've also got a few background bits and bobs working to help contain spammers, so hopefully that'll work out.

So far, so good though. Just letting you all know the basics as to the sudden changes to posting threads.

A big thanks to those who helped report the bots/spammers as they popped up - I know I had slack on and got warnings when they popped up from the people there. Thanks guys.

A huge thanks to my fellow spam-killers - Shinan and GRS. You guys do good work!

And mostly a very, very big thanks to Ankylo who went well out of his way to fight off the invasion with a toothpick and cardboard shield. He spent a lot of time working on fixing the issue and deserves a hearty round of thanks (and ale!) for it. Our hero, anky! ^.^

Lastly, thanks to those of you who were online during the spamfest who kept your cool and just carried on as usual. Kudos!

New Developer Mapping Help Thread

Frankly, I've gotten a lot of newbies coming through the queue and I usually send them to the screenshot thread for help, but more often than not they get scared off by either the harshness of the critique they see there or the personalities firing at each other (sometimes). So this thread is just for new developers to post in for feedback.

- Be kind. These are newbies who are still learning how to put maps together.
- Be detailed. Examples are appreciated, so showing and detailing what they need to improve on is a good idea.
- Be patient. Some are going to take a bit longer to learn than others.

We can be a bit boisterous at times so kid gloves in this topic, please.

Things you'll probably find here:
- wrongly used tiles
- huge maps
- bare maps
- clashing graphics
- weird design choices
- new mapping
- only newbies. No experienced users allowed to post images here!

To new mappers:
This separate thread is for your convenience. Feel free to post your stuff here to get feedback and grow as a developer in a safe place.

I'll be sending people whose games need a little work this way but I encourage any newbies who stumble their way here and feel intimidated by the normal Screenshot thread to jump in here and get help.

To those who help out here: Thank you. It's hard enough learning by yourself, a forum can help but only when people reach out and support each other.

Tales of a Queue Keeper

Kentona, while I was away, took over the queue and had such a rip-snortin' good time dealing with the crazy and sharing the stories with you that I decided, well, sometimes you just gotta vent.

So hey, in this topic I'll be sharing general anecdotes from the past, present and future of the Queue. I'll be omitting names of games and people, though I might share a few screenshots when warranted.

Let's start with a few oldies but goldies~

The Case of the Hydra Account

Some of you might recognise this story. It's been brought up on occassion and it's one of my faves to break out during RM parties.

A while back now, about halfway through my current tenure as Queue Keeper, a game came through the queue which promised a plethora of amazing systems. The description plot-wise was a bit bare, which is fine for a free-roam type survival game, but the thing that tripped it up were the screenshots. The creator of the game showed off images of not only terribly used default tiles, but horrid window skin examples (green text on red background, with very fancy, barely-legible font).

Of course, I explained that the current images weren't quite up to site standards and to check out various links that I had gathered a few times in the past to give to those whose games get denied - a few of the better mapping tutorials and a link to the screenshot thread.

Cue the game being resubmitted about half an hour later, no changes made. Again, I explained that the maps weren't quite up to standards. He resubmitted again, this time with a small note in the description that he was working on custom graphics and thus wouldn't show off any other screens. Fair enough, but again, since they weren't up to site standards, I couldn't let them pass - if they'd only been bland, maybe I would have, but they were quite badly crafted, so I once more denied, again pointing him towards the links and suggesting maybe waiting until he got the graphics pinned down before resubmitting.

Then began the shitstorm. It started with a topic in which he demanded to know what 'below standards' meant, why his game wasn't accepted, and what the standards were. I replied, and he went a bit crazy about how he'd 'been making games for 9 years and no one ever complained about my mapping before and how dare you not give me a detailed account of why each and every screen isn't good enough to be on this site!!!"

So feedback was given, he pressed the issue by citing the fact that his game was a WIP that and you can't expect decent graphics from a game that is still in production (like that stops anyone else on the site at all from posting decent or semi-decent images of their games), he growled a bit, I cited the bad content ban which allows us to deny any submission to the site that we see fit and the topic was locked.

Then came a new topic where he publicly called me out (he also resubmitted his game yet again), telling us to kiss his ass and that if x game of mine was considered high quality mapping vs his own, then he could see why it didn't fit in, and insinuating that for some reason my pride was bruised. (Which is hilarious as he picked one of my prettier games as an example, instead of the couple of shit games I do have on the site.)

He was promptly warned, to which he sent a PM: "Haha, hope that ego feels better now, good luck with your "high quality" game there buddy...", then began to spam the queue with his horribad game over and over again, despite warnings not to. He added small jabs in the description like "To reviewer. please improve your perception and downgrade your pride before denying. Thank you." and even replied back to officially being warned with
"Ha, that's not demeaning in any way. If anyone took the time to actually read the description they would realize it was a tech demo. I've already started work on a tileset that is not RTP and revising it to the map of the tech demo. These will not be uploaded on the site out of shear principle, you can continue your better than thou attitude, and the stroking of your own ego all you want. But whats there already with RTP is a damn sight better than what I've seen from your games. So you can spam your terrible tutorials all you want but I'll keep submitting on this account and new accounts, I'll mask my IP address a million times over and for the rest of your miserable 8 year old life you can continue hitting the deny button. I don't care one way or the other."

By this point it had been going on for a few weeks. I was even quoted at one point as saying: (I'd swap him for S4D any day. Xand, come back. All is forgiven!)

Finally, after that, we banned him for it.

But that wouldn't stop him. Oh, no. Not a bit. Not this man. This was the super spammer of 2014, after all, and the holder of the record for most account evades thus far.

I warned the team he'd be back, guessing at within a week, and not even a day later...
His very first account evade was created. And thus, did terror rain down from on high - the first boss battle of the submission queue had begun!

Every day or so I would find a new game in the queue... with the same description and screenshots. He never tried to hide that it was his game, he just kept making new accounts and resubmitting - no comments, just that game, in the queue, day after day.

I have to admit, I liked his naming style for the new accounts. Some great names there:

And a bunch more. Every day, for about half a month, he submitted his game and created a new account. At about 9 we started a betting pool to guess how many he would make. Eventually the fight ran out of him at 18, giving kentona the win.

He finally capitulated with one last PM, saying that he'd lost the will to fight, that he is not nor had ever been a troll but was extremely stubborn and that if I wanted to ban his new account he'd just leave. While he admitted that he'd gone out of his way to be difficult and aimed at me personally and that it had been a matter of pride for him, he never actually apologised for any of it, but I let him know that the act of actually creating new accounts was what was seeing him banned this time, but that if he wanted to return in the future he was welcome to do so, after his ban ran out.

And thus, the many-headed hydra was finally laid to rest. He has yet to return, probably (hopefully) finding a new lair in which to show off his game. I do hope he used that stubborness he showed in order to improve on his game and create something awesome, though.

The Case of the Hidden Sex Maniac

Sometimes we get quite questionable games come through. As Queue Keeper, certain combinations of words in the description of a game will have me sending a PM off to the creator, asking for more details on what, exactly, they meant by what they wrote. Usually it's when they mention mature humour, rape, sexual content and the like. I have to make sure that certain standards aren't over-run.

Most of the time, there's no issue. There's a few sexual jokes or there's scenes of rape, and they're good about adding tags and not going too far with the content. Sometimes, though, it gets a little... questionable. And sometimes? Sometimes people lie.

Case in point.

We had a game come through the queue that I was iffy about at the time due to the mention of rape and sexual content. When I got in contact with the creator, asking him to detail some of the scenes (I have learned not to just ask about them in general or people will downplay the scenes - you gotta ask straight up for detailed explanations of the lead-up, the scene and the fallout) he mentioned a few sexual encounters with women that were basically just fade-out scenes and one mention of rape when it came to a monster. I asked him to tone that down a little, then, when he said okay, let it on the site.

Little did I know...

About a month later I got a report from one of the members about this game not being properly tagged. Checking it out, I found the game I'd been initially quite iffy about. The comments on the page were quite shocked at the content in the game and how the game got accepted to the site - especially with no warnings being added to the page. Curious, I jumped in and checked it out.

And was subsequently horrified by just what I'd let on the site.

See, one of the issues with the amount of games that come through the queue (and how they're handled) is that you really can't play them all - indeed, you can't play most of them as downloads have yet to be added - so you're stuck judging based on what is presented to you. If the creator decides to straight-out lie to you about the content, even when you ask them for more details about questionable stuff, there's not much you can do. You haven't played it so you can't say whether or not the game is as it has been advertised.

And this game... wowsers, this game. For one, the scene where I'd asked him to tone down the rape mention had instead been amped up quite a bit. For two, there were many, many more instances of straight-out rape and the whole game revolved around sexing up every woman you came across - crassly and with no consideration of them being anything more than pieces of meat with which to grow a new race of your people. Hell, most of the women didn't even have names, instead being called things like 'bitch, whore, prostitute' and the like.

The lying, the lack of clear warnings, and the extreme misogyny and sexual content saw it removed from the site until such time as it was reworked in a way that it wouldn't offend half the world to play.

The Case of the Porn that Wasn't

A funnier case, this time - sometimes I get it wrong. I'll admit to that. I try hard to make the proper judgement on games, and if I'm at all worried that I might be wrong about something, I'll make sure to ask for more examples to better judge by.

The game in question this time was one that I've since grown to love (and recently streamed for some of you on the slack channel). It was a case of a badly-presented image in a game that reeked of questionable intent. A dating visual novel, that looks badly put together, it included an image of a scene with a black bar across a couch. The way it read seemed to be pornographic in nature, so I was worried about what, exactly, was hidden behind the black box.

Thankfully, that game had a download attached to the game page, so I gave it a download and learned that it was a spoiler that was hidden, not porn. That game went on to be my pick for GOTY 2014, and has become beloved by quite a few people on the site, even spawning a few taglines for the site (OK CAN and YOU CANNOT GUESS THIS PLOT TWISTER!!!).

Sometimes good things come from checking.

The Case of the Fake Rembrandt

Anyone else remember that time in Gaming World where some guy took maps from Ara Fell and tried to pass them off as his own? No? Just me? Well, Pepper-ridge farm remembers. So do I.

It's not often that we get people who steal others' work in the community, and when we do it usually results in them being called out or having an instant ban applied. We don't have a lot of time for people who steal from their peers, after all, especially as a lot of us are game creators ourselves.

This is a short case. I was going through the queue not long after being promoted to it, when a game came to my attention with some pretty bad mapping. I gave the usual 'game currently doesn't meet site standards when it comes to mapping, please check out a few tutorials and make use of the screenshot thread for feedback' spiel, denied the game and carried on with the rest of the queue. Very typical stuff.

The next day I checked the queue only to find the game resubmitted, this time with a new set of maps. A very pretty new set of maps. One of which looked passingly familiar...

Now, something a fair few people don't realise is that there are ways out there to check images to see where they came from, and the few times I've questioned the validity of a game's maps, I've used this method (also to check where certain images come from when people claim them on their game pages). Thinking it odd that this game, which only the day before showed some very, very bad mapping, I checked out the images to see if there were some matches, and boy howdy were there ever!

The creator of the game in question had grey-scaled the images, but the details were still there, and easy enough to match up with their full-colour versions, which, shock of shocks, came from a bunch of different games. Of course, this wasn't going to stand, so I happily sent him a deny, told him that we don't tolerate thieves on the site and reported him straight to kentona to take care of.

He went without a fight. Most people do.

The Case/s of 500 Characters of More

This is a more general case and one that happens pretty often. People find it hard to say anything about their game for some reason, often giving one sentence about the general plot then nattering on about either:
= how they got in to game making
= why they made the game and how
= asdjlfahsdgha;sdhgahghasd;lalsjdrajsdghasgbhaohgaw;oehtfiahrgkhasd;lfjla;dsjflasdjglasdthere that's 500 characters right?
= page stretching letters

Today, someone even added a random youtube video to their page in order to make up the word count. Not their own video, just something they found on the internet and thought was funny.

I find it a sad state of affairs when people want others to play their game but can't find anything to say about the game to get people interested at all. If you can't find something to say about it, why should people bother to play it, after all? There's really no incentive.

Sure, you do get the occassional game where you really can't say much about it because of the type of game it is - a minigame or tech demo, usually - but for the most part it's horror games, RPGs and the like, usually with gameplay of up to an hour or more, that have this issue.

I like to try and prompt some ideas out of the creators - tell us a bit about the hero, why they have to do this thing, what the thing is they need to do, what their aims are/were whilst doing/before doing this thing, something about the setting or world in which it's set... etc.

3-5 sentences is the minimum I ask, and it's pretty short, all things considered. One paragraph about who the characters are, why they're doing shit, what shit they're doing and maybe where the shit is going down if they need to reach a bit. Give the player something to latch on to so that they know the basics before going in.

Instead, sometimes I just get this:
Jack has to save the world and his sister and the sword he found of his dead dad.

If you'd like to hear more stories, let me know. ^.^

First Time Gamers

Ever watched with horror as someone played a game for the first time and just messed up so, so badly? Let's share these little anecdotes of hilarity.

Okay, so I just watched my brother play Fallout 3 for the first time. It's his first time playing a game like that so he had no idea what he was doing. At all. He usually only plays either shmups, Terraria or jRPGs, thus he had no idea. No fucking idea at all. It was hilarious. Below are the chat logs that I was sharing with friends as it was happening.

His first mistake? Putting ALL his points into strength. All of them. Every one of them. Dear god. It was hilarious while it lasted.

He made it through the introduction just fine - had a little trouble with the roaches but managed to get out alive. Barely. But barely is still alive.

He then decided to explore instead of visit Megaton. Best idea. I at least got him to save his game outside of Megaton "Just in case." A very good idea, because he ran into a little ant problem.

"What's that? What's that? IS THAT A GIANT COCKROACH!!! Oh, it's an ant. IT SPIT FIRE AT ME HELP IM ON FIRE HOW DO I SHOOT!!"
and then he died
"Was I supposed to save? Why am I all the way back here? Did the ants follow me? Ooooh, what's that?! WHY IS THIS DOG HURTING ME I JUST WANTED TO PAT YOU DIE YOU BASTARD!"
"Oh, I'm dead again. Where's my gun?"
:shoots all ammo for testing purposes:
"Ha, they won't kill me now!"
*** Liberty facepalms as he runs into another ant and died ***

he died again
then spent all his money on a gun he has no ammo for - selling all his items for it
and skipped past the prompt to blow up the town because he thinks it's like a shmup

and now i'm leading him to the supermarket
"You can get good loot there, don't worry."
serves him right for not listening
"This is the way to the ants"
"no, bro, it's near there but not quite"
"if there are ants I'm running"
fair enough
"Look in the bin"
"ew no"
"dude... look in the fucking bin"
"it's jsut a bin!"
he's used to shmups and jrpgs
he should know that looking in stuff is always a good idea
...he looked in the bin and found some stuff
"why do I need this is there crafting? there's crafting?! I love crafting!"
he loves crafting

serves him right since he wouldn't listen when I told him not to
so I'm tellin ghim to go to the supermarket
after that, the school~
"is that a school?"
yes, brother. yes it is
"COOL. Bet there's tons of stuff in there!"
maybe I should let him just go in there?
he'll get wrecked
it'll be great
"What the shit?!"
first corpse
"Are there gonna be bad guys in here?"
yes bro. yes there are
and it will be wonderful
"Hey, can I talk to that guy?"
no, bro, no you can't
boom, dead bro
it was wonderful
"Those school kids are really mean!"

he didn't save at all
so he's got all his stuff back from the last save
this time he might listen to me

"I want their weapons. Can I loot their bodies?"
"You have to kill them first bro"
"I like this Moira chick"
he has to be the ONLY one
most people afaik hate her
or at least find her very annoying

"Can I shoot that guy?"
"uh... sure?"
kills the sherrif
saves straight after
half of town running after him
why bro why
he's dead again
and he saved over his last save
meaning he's pissed off the town
and running for his life

oh god
this is hilarious
gee, I wonder
he might need to restart
oh god, he got out

and punched the trader

now he's being chased by him as well
to be fair, he was beating back some of the residents and the trader was in the way
it was an accident

it's brilliant
he's begging me to help him find another town
he's gonna have fun getting to the next area
he didn't manage to purchase any stimpacks
or ammo
or anything
before killing the sherrif
"THere's a city. I bet I can find a shop there"
bro, no
no, bro
don't do that
oh dear lord

he ran into another ant
he ded
and back in town
with the townies chasing him again
this is gold

wow, one of the townies head-shot him
and respawn to townies chasing him
run bro run!
he made it!
and this time he didn't punch the trader!

aaaaand he's heading back to the school
brother no
he ran out with only a few bars of health left
and is blaming me for not telling him it was hard

oh god, he ran into a rabid dog
annnnd he's dead
at least he's not respawned back in town again, though
yay, he found the map!
he's heading to the nearest town
it's the cannibal town
oh this should be fun~
oh god
he's hiding behind every rock
and creeping around
it's gonna take him forever to get there
brother, no
no, brother no
keep creeping
...oh ffs
he's shooting at it >.<;

him and his fucking crafting
oh, he used a grenade and managed to kill it
huzzah! level up!
he put all his points into big guns
he doesn't have any big guns
the way he's playing he's never going to get a big gun
oh god
he's picking up empty bottles
"they're worth a cap!"
brother... no

he doesn't even have a home
and he killed the guy who'd give him one
this is great

oh fucking hell
*** Liberty facepalms ***
he found the fast-travel
...and travelled back to Megaton
where everyone wants to kill him
"hey, look! I can go here!"
"wait!... :SIGH:"
i fuckin wonder

he reloaded from his last save which was about halfway to cannibal town
at least he's learned to save
"Why am I out of bullets?!"
because you fire at anything that moves
yes brother there is
"SHould I shoot the little girl?"
"Save first."
"Good idea."
well, she was bound to get shot at least once this playthrough

and now he's screaming incoherently at the father and neighbours who are stabbing him and shooting him

"So I don't shoot the little girl this time."
smart thinking bro
smart thinking
...he just stole in front of the father

aaand out come the guns

o brother, dear brother

he's trying to kill everyone
this is great
comedy gold
he's getting owned by an old man wiht a baseball bat and a house wife with a knife
"Do you want me to play for you?"
butthurt bro
I even had it on easy setting

[Event] Golden Age of Game Mak

So a new event is on it's way, starting Saturday and running for a week!
Check out the event page here:

Not everyone is doing the IGMC and we decided to keep idle hands busy by offering up an event of our own in celebration of the recent release of RM2K.

Jump on in if you've the time, and earn yourself a badge.