I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Born Under the Rain
Why does the jackal run from the rain?



Bun-Bo Forum RPG

I nod approvingly. "I can't really think of a down side to this plan."

Killing Nazis

Fact of the day: Christoper Robin, the kid whose teddy bear inspired the Winnie the Pooh stories, was credited with killing 28 Nazi soldiers in the Battle of the Bulge.


So, my new answer to this question is Winnie the Pooh.

Bun-Bo Forum RPG

"Are you amused yet? Can we go home?" I cross my arms, and sit down on the edge of the catapult to listen to him, since I assume the answer is no.

No particular edge. Just whichever part happens to be close to me and is at about chair-height.

Roll is 10 if needed, but I don't think an action of "sit down and listen" probably actually requires a roll. Mostly I'm just setting myself up to be the victim of someone else's failed roll.

Killing Nazis

The movie came first, the game is just a bad licensed game.

Bun-Bo Forum RPG

Fondle the entire town? Really pushing "one action per turn" to its limit here!

Bun-Bo Forum RPG

In which Dudesoft gives one specific character the info we need to move forward, and that character's player just goes three entire days without posting anything.

Playing these old games I've realized two things. 1) All I really want is for Barrett to walk into me and disappear. (Number Two would not fit in the same Status.)

All you really want is for thing number two to walk into thing number one and disappear, so both of your desires fit into the same status post

Late Reminder: Change your profile's time settings for daylight savings so you don't get all confused when the next event's deadline comes!

Joke's on you, I forgot to change it back in march