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LockeZ
I'd really like to get rid of LockeZ. His play style is way too unpredictable. He's always like this too. If he ran a country, he'd just kill and imprison people at random until crime stopped.
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Born Under the Rain
Why does the jackal run from the rain?

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Imaginary audience

It was, uh. A flower picking simulator. You got a certain number of points each day to pick flowers with, and could regenerate them by sleeping (which also caused flowers to randomly grow back) or by blowing bubbles. You could buy bubbles and also lots of various upgrades from a shop; you earned gold by selling the flowers you picked.

The mapping was the shittiest use of RTP in the history of ever, which is probably why it was rejected. Possibly along with the self-deprecating game description. The first paragraph of the description was, "This grotesque abomination is the epitome of all that is wrong with the world. I can't believe I made this. It will gnaw away at your soul until there is nothing left but an empty, shattered shell, and then replace it with pink ponies. I made this game for a particularly giddy ex-girlfriend, whom I then broke up with on the basis that she actually liked it. If you load this game up, you will regret it for the rest of your life. You have been warned."

In a thread about target audiences, I feel like this game could probably be used to make some sort of significant point. But damned if I know what point that would actually be, other than "something is seriously fucking wrong with LockeZ."

The Screenshot Topic Returns

author=Far_Oz

Is that actually a side-scrolling game starring Dalton, or did you just use his sprite for your own original character?

Because if you actually are making a side-scrolling game starring Dalton it needs a game page NOW NOW NOW NOW

>.>

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Game

Imaginary audience

I'm 26 and am neither gay nor female. I just happen to like ponies and pink things and twilight novels. Don't judge me.

I once made a game called Flower Bubble Game!!! but RMN rejected it.

The Welp Advice Corner

If you are lazy and don't care about maximum quality, there are free online converters.
This one is simple and supports lots of formats. I think it lets you do an unlimited number of conversions per day, but you can't customize how it sounds beyond the bitrate.
This one only supports midi -> mp3/wav, an has a limit per day, but gives you a lot of options of different sets of instruments.
Neither one is as good as doing it yourself, but both are better than leaving it in midi format. The way a midi sounds can vary drastically from one computer to another, and some cheaper sound cards (especially in laptops) will make all midis sound utterly intolerable.

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

Found a working RMXP panorama script... in portuguese. Babelfishing all the code comments so I can use it.

Imaginary audience

Downloading all of Despite's games now

Whatchu Workin' On? Tell us!

Failing to panorama in rmxp. Fucking scripts. I refuse to code an rmxp script myself for a feature that exists by default in both 2k3 and vx. I know there has to be a working one out there, but all the ones I download keep disappearing after 2 loops or stopping during text boxes or stupid things like that.

Pixels

I will allow... monster-girls.

(Yes this is an actual pokemon mod called Moemon, you can patch a GBA rom with it.)

Pixels

Cute monster mascots are the epitome of everything that is wrong with the rpg genre

nay, with the entire gaming industry

nay, the world