OTOKONOKO'S PROFILE

I am an old, old, OLD salt with an impressive record of failed projects and assorted non-game-related dramas.

However, I do usually mean the best with my criticisms.

Yup, that's about it for now.

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... there are only 9 reindeer... where the FUCK did you get 10 from?

when, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny rein-deer,
with a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.

More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now, Dasher! Now, Dancer! Now, Prancer, and Vixen!
"On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donder and Blitzen!

"To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
"Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

and then of course Rudolph.

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author=OkCupid email
Merry Christmas?


Hello agnostic person,

About 2011 years ago three wise men brought news to the world of something incredible.

Well, OkCupid has a LOT more than three employees, and I'm here to tell you about something way better than some disgusting baby: your Christmas matches. We'll be sending some more cool people your way over the holidays.

(personal info edit)

She's agnostic, like you, and single. So, while the faithful burn yule logs and eat glue, you two could be, you know, hanging out. Send her a message. Make it happen.


... I don't know whether to be disgusted or highly amused.

RMN Impending doom

author=Craze


The Screenshot Topic Returns

edit: Post retracted because I did the very thing I thought I was calling out Vers for (i.e. not reading).

Ye Olde Ancient Screenshots Topique

author=Max McGee
My older games are actually quite shameful.
shut your lying whore mouth most of those are at least pretty decent and some of them are actually kind of impressive. i feel like everyone is too ashamed to post the real trash.


Or, as in my case, about three computers and at least 5 houses ago. Thankfully.

Ye Olde Ancient Screenshots Topique

author=LockeZ
Jude has contracted SPACE DYSENTERY. Jude has died.


Glad I'm not the only one who made that misread on first glance.

I don't have much in the way of game screenshots, but let's just say most of my pre-Ghostlight web designs were... uh... DOG SHIT AWFUL. Just imagine that with varying background colors/font sizes and you have most of my pre-Ghostlight designs in a nutshell. Goddamn I was an idiot at 13.

[Results!]Christmas Mapping Contest!

... Poor Phane and ... uh... the other dudes from Between Two Worlds, being stuck under the A like that.

edit: I may or may not do something for this (*watches everybody collapse in shock*). Depends on how other things go over my break.

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KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

Tossing the Prime Directive right out the window

pfahahaha i love that

"if you can ignore a good half of the entire show it's not that bad"

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author=chana
How about something less severe, you've got to have a "happy go lucky" side, somewheres...

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