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My phone broke after I dropped it for the nth time

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OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
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Only problem with that is, my phone was my wake up alarm each day, so I have to find a replacement.
Get yourself a rooster. What other kind of alarm clock can you pet?

OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
3988
you see dyhalto, there is a rooster somewhere close to my area that always sings around 5Am, but that rooster is not close enough to be loud enough to wake me.
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
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Move to Homestead Florida. The roosters there are protected by state law, and they crow whenever the fuck they feel like. Waking up on time, won't be an issue. Getting sleep, however...that might be a problem.
Go get yourself an old Nokia, because it won't break if you drop it. The floor will break instead.

Greetings,
Tw0Face
pianotm
The TM is for Totally Magical.
28444
Ain't that the truth! The old Ameritechs were even beefier. Those were the literal brick-phones.
kentona
I am tired of Earth. These people. I am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives.
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Dear Ozzy,

You can always buy an $8 alarm clock from Walmart. It's what I use. Or have young children like I do - that is also a very effective wakeup call.

Sincerely,
kentona
ESBY
extreme disappointment
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Sooz
They told me I was mad when I said I was going to create a spidertable. Who’s laughing now!!!
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Have you tried not dropping your phone? That seems to be the main cause of the trouble.
OzzyTheOne
Future Ruler of Gam Mak
3988
author=Tw0Face
Go get yourself an old Nokia, because it won't break if you drop it. The floor will break instead.

Greetings,
Tw0Face


I'm probably gonna do this if it seems that my phone is gone for good.

author=kentona
Dear Ozzy,

You can always buy an $8 alarm clock from Walmart. It's what I use. Or have young children like I do - that is also a very effective wakeup call.

Sincerely,
kentona


Although we don't have Walmarts here, I did humor the idea of buying an alarm clock. No can do on the children part though, I would need to find a woman first and it would take about 8 months before any of these children could work as alarm clocks.

author=Sooz
Have you tried not dropping your phone? That seems to be the main cause of the trouble.


You are a genius! How did I not consider this amazing approach before?
Cap_H
DIGITAL IDENTITY CRISIS
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