PORKATE42'S PROFILE

Porkate42
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Just some random guy who spends too much time on RPG Maker, move along.

Pronounce - (POOR-KATE)
Age - 22
Birthdate - 8/2/1998
Current project - Demise
Demise
Face off against a mysterious group of demons and slowly find out the truth behind them.

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First and foremost, a review is written for the benefit of the audience and not the creator. Thinking that the criticism within a review isn't valid because it isn't sympathetic towards the creator is remarkably silly.

I'd argue it can be beneficial for both creator and audience. It can let the audience know if the game, movie, etc is any good and can give the creator pointers to improve on to create something better.

video games.

...are bad.

Let's make RMN's biggest pyramid!

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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

How dare you.

Let's make RMN's biggest pyramid!

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Let's start with something simple...Quote this to help build the 9th wonder of RMN!
I don't understand what's happening D:
It's easy! All you have to do is follow and believe me! :D
Don't believe him, it's a pyramid scheme
This guy gets it! ;B
Brick by brick./quote]Person by person.
Life by life.
They're going to reach their goal. In theaters on summer 2017.
Tutankhamun!
What did one Egyptian say to the other when they both farted? We have a toot in common.
What did the trumpet player say to the other when they both played the same note at approx the same time? We have a toot in common.
Really I feel this is more a ziggurat than a pyramid.Maybe a step pyramid.
It's not big enough yet! More! Harder! Deeper!
Looks like I didn't contribute after all XD Oops again.
Anything helps! To the skies RMN!
MY PRYAMID I CAN FLY
OUR PYRAMID IS THE PYRAMID THAT WILL PEARCE THE HEAVENS
shit I spelled pierce wrong
This will be the site of my grave.
OUR PYRAMID THE PYRAMID THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS, THERE
AND KENTONA WILL BE BURIED IN HEAVEN ABOVE! And we are building a pyramid
KENTONA OUR PHARAO(?)
Yay! A Pyramid!
Yay! Pyramid party tiiiiime!
LET'S GET THE PARTY HATS. CAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE TRIANGULAR!
Awwwww yeeeeaaah! I would love to see every member add a layer to this pyramid in celebration of this awesome community! :D Also YES KENTONA IS OUR PHARAOH! LIBERTY IS OUR GODDESS!
Can I be Anubis?
Pharaohs are already gods by definition. It's like you nerds don't have a thorough education into Ancient Egyptian culture or something.
Also I am looking forward to when the first post is just a stream of single letters
That could be really soon at this rate, hahaha!
Who knows what will happen! Pyramids are involved, after all.
A pyramid is a structure whose outer surfaces are triangular and converge to a single point at the top, making the shape roughly a pyramid in the geometric sense.
Are we gonna make a square-based pyramid or a Triagular-based pyramid?
BOTH. Look at it! .. prolly square base. BUT STILL TRIANGLES.
PYRAMIDS! TRIANGLES! SEE IT ALL HERE AT THE 9TH WONDER OF RMN!!!
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Yes it is, Kylaila, yes it is. We are coming to you live from the sunny beaches of Tampa, Florida. The pristine waters make a perfect backdrop to the events unfolding here today. Anything to add my wonderful co-host?
How lovely to be here today, isn't it? There is little to add, I think we should let the viewers admire this work of art and beauty by themselves! Those smooth walls, the many people buried in the walls - I mean, showing their engraving and personal touch to this huge construct. Truly, truly a work for eternity.
It really is. *chuckle* This beautiful monstrosity is sponsored in part by Tumbling Apart and Adaeus, Rogue Planet. Get out there and subscribe or even better vote on Steam Greenlight!
Also, Coca Cola! I know I like a refreshing glass of iced Coca Cola while building a pyramid and I'm sure the workers on the ground do to. Ha.
Speaking of Steam Greenlight, I'm quite fond of Chinese food.
I made okra and tomato curry today.
That sounds delicious, Sooz! But I also want some Chinese food. Can we get that delivered to the booth? Back to you, Kylaila!
I asked, and they stopped delivering for tonight. We CAN get some Thai food or some delicious pizza, how's that sound? I can't imagine a better end than delicious food. I still have some apple juice too *pours a glass*
I love Chinese and I love Thai food. I also like pizza, but the one thing I'll take above all else is sushi.
Hmm, how about we get Thai and Apple juice tonight, thank you Kylaila *sips glass* and tomorrow we have feast for the ages! Starting with Chinese and then mmmmmmm mmm mmhm sushi! Now that sounds like a battle plan!
Oh god yes! It's decided then. *orders Thai food* It's a good apple juice, regional produce! Enjoy~ I look forward to a good feast. After so much work, some festivities sound very appropriate, AND welcome! I wonder if the workers who remain will be able to join us again for this lovely feast.
Thai, apple juice, and sushi! Be still my beating heart!
holy shit
Holy shit indeed. *chuckles* My mouth is simply watering over these things. And the workers need water! But on the hush hush I think I'll keep this Apple juice to myself. ;)
Spicy Tuna, Alaska Rolls, Dragon Rolls, California Rolls, with wasabi! Thai curry and apple juice to compliment it! Nobody's ever come up with a meal this fantastic!
I'm hungry now, dammit guys!! >.<
The 65535th brick will collapse the pyramid.
Yeah I had to go eat because of this. And we will see if this pyramid can stand the test of time or the weight of its burden.
We can already see the quote boxes collapsing in. How high can we go?
When we get to the single letters. Even then, would it ever be truly destroyed? It has marked its place in history. The biggest pyramid ever!
Wait! It's a tornado now when you scroll up quickly! Well, not on a page break. :(
Page break resolved! EDIT: Actually, with the quote boxes collapsing, we've probably already made it as high as we can go. Let's see how tightly we can compact them!
Compactor engaged! This is a wall of memories :,)
New goal, people! Let's make RMN's first solid gray pyramid!
I don't know what's happening!
Let's do this thing!!!
Pyramid building intensifies!
You guys know you don't actually have to hit enter after the [/quote] before you start typing, right? You don't even have to hit the space bar. You could have made this entire pyramid as ONE LINE but you failed.
Oh yeah. You're right. I guess all it takes is one person to fix that for everyone. And that person ain't me.
YOLO!!!
OK!! Entire pyramid is now one line. Also this isn't actually a pyramid. It's 2D, so it's just a triangle. Sorry.
Thanks man! and fuck
One line pyramid that does NOT have the structure of a 2D triangle, tyvm!
It's possible we are also breaking the record for most posts on a status!
Records were meant to be broken.
Pianotm, a couple posts up, you somehow accidentally turned my fake-end-quote tag into a real end quote tag. How did you do that without breaking the structure? There must've been one more end-quote than start-quote after you did it, but the pyramid still went all the way down. Anyway, I just fixed it.
Oh, you did that! I thought that was an accident!
IT'S THE PYRAMID OF LOVE!
It shall be the greatest pyramid that ever was!
It's so beautiful ;__;
RIGHT?! <3
YAASS <3 <3 <3
I really want an icecream...
You guys are going to anger the gods...
WE OFFER PRAYERS TO YE GODS. FOR WE LOVE YOUR GRACE AND POWER THAT ENABLED US TO CREATE THIS BEAUTIFUL PYRAMID.
THANK YOU.
With this pyramid, we shall climb the heavens!
Tower of Babel! blah blah blah blah
We already have tons of languages tho. Will I need to learn a second Japanese?
It's happening! The words are starting to go off of the page! This pyramid will break all records! (Except the important ones...)
Wonderful.
I know!
Is... there an extra quote-tag in here? Looks like it started popping up around here.
I think that may be LockeZ's doing.
Yup, that was LockeZ, in an effort to perfect the pyramid.
I mean, I suppose it doesn't matter that there's an extra quote-tag. The entire point of this status is to have one continuous stream of quote-tags! The bigger the better!
Beauty with size <3
And the first posts are now completely in the blue!
It's getting more colorful, isn't it?
It's an amazing sight!
-_o
How can we go?

God is dead, and we killed him.

LP of my failure game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GYBEIe2dao

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Not the best way to go about this, man. The shame is that you didn't have the patience to just ride it out and now you're quitting? I say it's a shame because it seems like you have some real promise and potential, it's just that your attitude leaves a lot to be desired.

Like a lot of hobbies, this one takes time and maybe even more so than some. Especially when you have the hopes of releasing it to a mass audience so easily and readily like a place like RMN or any RM sites.

But I hope for the best for you and implore you to not quit game development because of anything that's been happening recently.


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Zaen. Oh my fucking god dude. Grow up.


There are two types of people.

Can't call it a comeback if I'll vanish again in 2 weeks.

Hi there.
You probably don't remember me, and that's okay.

What was my last post again?
>Me defending greedy cash grabs.
Opps

I rather not make another introduction thread since I already made one, even though it's bad. But if you want to know where I was. Mostly on Twitter, also I have a job now. I'm a big boy now, I can actually spend money.
Dunno if I'll be as active as back then, though I may start being active on Discord (not Slack though).
Also I made another game, might post it on here though dunno if it's quality material.

Anywho, have a nice one.

What will you do for Thanksgiving?

After 69 years of waiting, I can either buy 100% Orange Juice or Ara Fell.

Ara Fell may be beautiful on the outside.
But that 100% Orange juice tho.
Besides having 100% orange juice in the orange juice. It's beautiful outside and inside!

D'you ever look back at your old projects. And your eyes instinctively want to fly out of your sockets and roll away from sheer embarrassment?

Of course.
Though I still enjoy replaying them for entertainment sakes.

Apathy is not a fucking virtue

I don't know why you included the "fucking" in there.
Does apathy make you angry? Did apathy kill your family and then took your wallet?
Then again what am I saying?