author=Isrieri
Sneeze cough & burp? What are the odds of all three at once?
Actually a Sn(Sneeze)icc(hiccup)ough(cough)urp(burp)
Its what happens when your lungs and windpipe have contradicting existential crisises and the diaphragm can't stop laughing at their foolishness.
So not that far out of the realm of possibility.
author=Dyhalto
Look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a farsniccoughurp
That's lik the final evolution of a Pokemon right there.
Coughurp, to Sniccoughurp, to Farsnicoughurp!