SILVIERA'S PROFILE

God the writing in this game is horrible
 I can't even describe how bad it is
 There has never been a need for a word to describe something this awful
I think my MC literally just cut himself
This game has a 4 star
 It must die
 DIE
 BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN
 ARGH
There is nothing even vaguely redeemable about this

I have never told someone to just stop doing a project before but this one is really tempting me
 http://rpgmaker.net/games/154/?p=2 Blitzen was really restraining himself here

How could Darken give this game a 4.5
 CAN HE NOT READ
This is it this is the game TFT was talking about
This is the game that made him lose faith in RM

The maps are hideous, the writing is hideious, the combat is hideous
 The narrative is a disaster

Thei nteresting things oging on in the intro have been ignored and forgotten about
 I've never played a game this bad before

Oh for the love of god
 My character has just logged onto IRC
 This can only end in disaster

...ffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

I am going to punch Darken the next time I see him

 Its just one of the characters whining to a friend about the sorry state of their lovelife WHICHI S NEVER FUCKING ENTERTAINING EVER
 YES I SAID FUCK THAT IS HOW FURIOUS I AM
This situation called for it
It is to be used in only the direst of straits and this is it this is the moment I have been saving it for

Note how I waited for an appropriate moment to use it insteado f littering my dialect with them all the time!
 This is good writing on my part!

My neck actually hurts from wrenching back in horror
 I need to play this to the end, its like watching a trainwreck
 Actually I can't stand another minute of it, trainwrecks are netertaining
 But I need to make absolutely certain there is nothing even remotely redeeming about this
 Okay I can't take it anymore

If it had picked up right where the intor started
 It might have managed ot be vaguely interesting
 But instead it catapulted me into the past so I could watch the MC angst
 I do not know what could possess someone to set up an interesting action sequence and then do whatever the hell he did I don't even know

Look
 LOOK AT THE COMMENTS
 FOR THIS GAME
 "freakin' amazing"
"best game since A Blurred Line"
 CAN THESE PEOPLE NOT READ ENGLISH

Even Azn liked this game and he's smart
 THIS GAME CREATES SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE PARALLEL DIMENSION
 WHERE HORRIBLE THINGS ARE CONSIDERED MASTERFUL

The maps are horrible
 Like, really ,truly horrible
 It is a poster child for horrible mapping
http://rpgmaker.net/games/154/images/3873/ Example
 http://rpgmaker.net/games/154/images/3875/
Everything is way too huge

If 
 If I wrote something this bad
 I would have ot kill myself
Even I have too much self-respect to live with this on my conscience
 I predict that this game would od wel lwith Twilight fans

You will likely never see me this angry again, because this is the worst piece of garbager I have ever seen

There literally could never be anything worse than this
 There could be things as bad as it
 but not worse
 Anything worse than it would be amusing and thus better
 This is like, the uncanny valley of awfulness

I am sure there would be a suicide scene if I keep going
 That is the direction that it is heading

Ugh I cannot write a review this late
 Tomorrow
 Tomorrow I shall send this game to hell where it bleongs
 I would give it a -2 if I could
Never has a game offended me on such a visceral level