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RMN The Movie.

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I've had this Louis Theroux style documentary idea for the last few years. Basic concept is that I go around the world interviewing notable members of RMN's userbase from the past and present, spend the day with them doing bizarre activities and talk about controversial forum events along with the small turning points in our history. It'll be completely played with a straight face whilst having a tongue in cheek "Why the fuck is there a high budget film based on a small forum?" tone.

Few examples.

-Calunio Segment: Beautiful Escape and exploring the human condition with games. Activity: Having a therapy session.

-Puddor (SorceressKyrsty) Segment: Cosplay Crisis and fan games. Activity: Going to a cosplay convention dressed up as RTP characters.

-SnowOwl Segment: It Moves and the booming popularity of horror in the last few years. Activity: Spending the night at a haunted house.

-Lys86 Segment: Vaporware and A Blurred Line. Activity: Bring the game back from the dead and finish off development in a 3 hour time limit

-Max McGee Segment: Iron Gaia and writing. Activity: Going to a musical.

-Libby and Nessi Segment: The shape of our community and what's in store for the future. Activity... I'm not actually sure.

Those are the ones that suddenly come to mind, it'll kick off with a Kentona monologue at the beginning and a final denouement at the end. I guess it's one of those "what if" scenario's if I had a million pounds under the mattress sort of thing :<
Going to a cosplay convention dressed up as RTP characters.

Alex would be my Halloween costume if only anyone would get it :(
Sooz
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EXTERIOR: The peaceful meadow of the RMN FORUMS. Songbirds chirp, butterflies flutter. Colorful blankets line the area, bearing the gamepages of various users. In the center, children dance around a maypole, singing an innocent, happy song, while adults stand in small groups, chatting quietly among themselves.

The score takes on a sinister note, as a mysterious figure, clad in spikes and skulls and dark colors, approaches, then climbs onto a convenient platform to make a proclamation.

DERPEYMAN: (shouting) I NEED A MUSIC COMPOSER AND A ART DESIGNER FOR A DATING SIM THAT I WILL MAKE WITH RPGMAKER MV

The assembled people stop what they are doing and look at one another, confused, as he continues.

DERPEYMAN: I am making a dating sim that will have the player be able to buy stuff in shops and be able to actually walk around instead of just... go there.... Oh! And did i mention this game takes place TEN DAYS BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS?! Yeah. It does. There are five girls you can date and... do "that" with.
I will tell you more once you get applied for the job! If you do... that is...

From the increasingly nervous crowds, the local hero, LIBERTY, steps forward. Her sword is sheathed; there is no need for bloodshed yet; perhaps this one can be reasoned with. She approaches, her arms open in a gesture of peace.

LIBERTY: You need to add more than this.

She passes him a sheet of paper: the rules of the area, few and simple.

LIBERTY: Failure to adhere to the guidelines above will likely result in your topic being locked, and/or ignored. Please be respectful of other peoples' time and effort.

DERPEYMAN glances over the paper, then crumples it in his fist with a sneer. In a burst of magic, fire springs around it. He looks LIBERTY directly in the eye, filled with contempt. Thunder rolls in the background.

DERPEYMAN: Go to hell

He hurls the fireball at LIBERTY, who staggers backward at the sudden blow, tumbling to the ground. The crowd draws back, horrified. PIANOTM runs to her aid.

PIANOTM: Well, so much for being respectful.

LIBERTY glares up at the newcomer. A swarm of flaming locusts blooms up behind him as lighting crosses the sky. The crowd is now beginning to panic.

DERPEYMAN: IM FRIKKIUNG 11 YEARS OLD WHAT THE HECK DO YOU EXPECT HUH? HUH?

He gestures, and the locusts spread out across the meadow.

DERPEYMAN: WHATS THAT YOUR TRYING TO BE ALL LIKE: You must folow these frikken rules. YEAH WELL THE OTHER SITES LIKE GAMEJOLT AND SMBX DIDNT THESE MUCH FRIKKEN RULES I HATE FRIKKEN RULES

The maypole catches fire. Gamepages are packed up and the merchants flee. A child stands, crying, separated from its guardians. DERPEYMAN gazes at it with malice.

DERPEYMAN: Also a guy just mailboxxed me with the title "Music for dating games" so yeah i did get an appllication so yeha. go to hell

He steps down to the ground, walking menacingly toward the child.

DERPEYMAN: post will be deleted in 15 seconds prepare you anus

He raises his fist, fire again spouting from it, then brings it down toward the helpless child.

CLANG!

The fist deflects harmlessly off of a shining shield: ANKYLO has arrived, along with KENTONA. LIBERTY, singed but okay, stands with them. DERPEYMAN snarls in rage as they surround him.

DERPEYMAN: Edit: there is no delete but F^<%

The image of a apocalyptic figure asking for help on his dating sim is all kinds of magic xD
pianotm
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Of course, the whole thing would have to be anime.
Sooz
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I was thinking more "generic Hollywood action/fantasy," myself.

With John Williams composing.
@pianotm Number one actor to play yourself?
Sooz
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I'm thinking Gerard Butler as Derpeyman.
pianotm
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For me, John Goodman.
Sooz
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author=pianotm
For me, John Goodman.


Excellent choice.
I know exactly who I'd want to portray me

Sooz
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I want to be played by this actor/actress (gender unclear)

EDIT: Or this one.

Or a practical effect of Parasitis. Doesn't have to be actual size.
pianotm
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author=Sooz
EDIT: Or this one.


Sorry...this was the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture.

Sooz
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I really need to watch that movie.
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