I was going to go through all the previous statuses but there are so many! I went over the past couple of years, though, and here's my top 10 of the ones that stood out.
1. "Nothing quite turns the gut like making assets the player will see for all of three seconds." - Sgt M
2. "Oh, excardon me." - zDS
3. "I bought my fourth winrar license." - Mirak
4. "ᛒᚱᛟᚦᛖᚱ᛫ᛗᚨᚢ᛫ᛁ᛫ᚺᚨᚹᛖ᛫ᛊᛟᛗᛖ᛫ᛟᚨᛏᛊ" (translated: BROTHER MAU I HAWE SOME OATS) - kentona
5. "I suppose I should be concerned about the fact that I'm using a 19-year-old piece of software to make a video game" - Yellow Magic
6. "what's your favorite hat" - Craze
7. "Australia and Africa are two countries most people can find on map." - Cap_H
8. "cope island but mario is there and doing mario things idk" - Sgt M
9. "Remember when I literally asked RMN to make me a 500x500 forest map for free" - Frogge
10. "Hey, you guys...I......released." - StormCrow