well, technically I also walk my own doge, which kind of counts as both. for instance, yesterday I took him for a walk that was a mile there and a mile back, except he, having been pent up inside way too long over the last week, decided it was a run instead! good thing he's <30 lbs but he can still pull surprisingly hard enough so that when he gets in a "gogogogogogogo" mood he can pretty much drag my fat ass and it's easier to just settle into a jog than fight him lol.
actually my twatter account is calibrated to serve me up random images/vids of cute animals on the regs too, but that doesn't outweigh the overall negative psychological impact of being on twitter.