The Ban Game

Banned for looking at my profile!

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Robbing banks is hard work! I wished specifically for no work! Oh well.

Granted! You never feel tired, but your body still experiences all the horrible things sleep deprivation does to you and you die.

I wish for a domesticated dragon.

The Ban Game

Banned for assuming I'm a guy.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted! They appear not to be growing at all until you realize that they are growing inward through various organs in her body, making the screaming way worse then if she was in a Medieval torture device.

I wish I could make money without having to work.

The Ban Game

Banned for banning him for not watching the Muppet Show. Even though if he was watching it he couldn't post at that time and if he did post while watching then he wasn't paying full attention to the show and should have been banned for that.

The Ban Game

Banned for trademarking pianos.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but then everyone calls you a copycat and hates you so much that they find your home address and murder you.

I wish people would stop losing socks in the dryer.

I'm Too Lazy to Make a Non-Generic Introduction Title!

This is not a generic welcoming.
Ps. The way you said it, you don't like eating turnips but like (eating) owls.

Whoops! I've always had trouble with punctuation, I thought I got better though :(

Owls without apostrophes are better, though.

Is that a reference to his avatar? If so, I agree 100%. It is super annoying with that apostrophe there!

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, you receive what appears to be a regular lamp, but when you turn it on lava leaks out of it killing you and burning down your whole town.

I wish for fish to squish on a dish with a side of knish given to me a couple named Gish and Tish.

The Mess-up A Wish Foundation

Granted, but now Canada thinks it's the best and throws a special Canada party inviting all the world and then when everyone arrives they use their copious amounts of maple syrup to stick everyone to Canada, making it the only populated country in the whole world. Then they destroy Russia, so they can be the largest country, and now everyone has to spend all eternity stuck to the ground from maple syrup.

I wish that no one would ruin my wish.
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