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Is it bad that I find cereal and subway disguisting?

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Isrieri
"My father told me this would happen."
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Well, no. But I think you're just eating the wrong cereal/subway.

For instance, never order tuna. Ever. Always order it toasted. Don't ever order Italian bread or anything that resembles white. Always order spinach leaves and never lettuce. No condiments, maybe mustard at the most. Drink milk with your cereal. Not IN the cereal, in a separate cup.

Eat your meal while reading The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.
Tips for getting the most out of Subway:

Make sure that your pants are on backwards, and ALWAYS point towards Salt Lake City during the meal. If you aren't speaking in tongues you'll miss out on some of the subtler flavors. When ordering, be as rude as humanly possible to your server- this will tip them off that you're a member of the underground Subway Sandwich Masters club and you'll get a discount.
For instance, never order tuna.

Oh I won't. I'm not so fond of tuna anyways.

Not IN the cereal, in a separate cup.

OTL I've been doing the opposite. I used to devour the entire milk when I ate cereal with it.

Make sure that your pants are on backwards, and ALWAYS point towards Salt Lake City during the meal. If you aren't speaking in tongues you'll miss out on some of the subtler flavors. When ordering, be as rude as humanly possible to your server- this will tip them off that you're a member of the underground Subway Sandwich Masters club and you'll get a discount.

W-What...? I don't even...
Zeigfried_McBacon
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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Bacon. Bacon is the solution to all your problems here. You just need to figure out the finer points!

Also, go for flat bread so you have less bread and more everything else.
Well, depends on what cereal you’re having. And as for Subway, well, frankly, I haven’t been to a Subway in almost six whole years. I think I stopped going there because I always found that I could make a much better sandwich myself by just buying some good deli meat, like Montreal smoked ham or some Tuscan chicken, freshly baked bread at the bakery, and some nice cheese to go along with it, like Gouda or Swiss. Sure, it might cost more, but at least I can manage to make around 4 to 5 of them before running out. Oh, so good!

I’ve found as I’ve gotten older that most of the cereal that I have either taste too sweet or isn’t very good for you as a whole. The only ones that I happen to still like once and a while is Vector or honey nut cheerios.
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